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Self Portrait (568 hits)

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Rating: 0.38 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hmmm (View user info) at 2006-09-13 00:05:50 EDT


I've done a lot of soul searching and put a lot of time into this so please be kind and honest and only comment if you have something constructive to say. I tried to protray myself as plainly and honestly as possible, and I feel I've done this with some degree of sucsess. Tell me what you think.











































































































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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I expected to see something lame like goatse, but when I got to the bottom I choked on my sandwich from laughing.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Weak satire that doesn't surprise.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops, meant to be +1

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:38:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 01:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 1


I did smile.


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't worry about what others think.

the important thing
is that YOU believe it.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-13 10:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I got a chuckle.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But you have done this before???

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89247

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-13 09:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:06:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:01:09 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what the world needs more of. Humor.
Anyone who -2's this is waaay to uptight for current day and age.


Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:01:09 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what the world needs more of. Humor.
Anyone who -2's this is waaay to uptight for current day and age.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Consider this constructive criticism: You can't spell and your grammar is atrocious. Your drawing skills are meager at best. Your apparent attraction to sex with watermelons indicates a deep psychological disorder. Seek professional help, proofread, and use the spell check function in your word processor.

As asked, I'm trying to help.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Had I not skipped the text I may have found this funnier and this may have been a plus1

Oh what the hell, it has a pen0r doesnt it?

Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what the world needs more of. Humor.
Anyone who -2's this is waaay to uptight for current day and age.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 01:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 1


I did smile.



Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what the world needs more of. Humor.
Anyone who -2's this is waaay to uptight for current day and age.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It made me laugh

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 01:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


I did smile.


Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 01:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, is that a tumor?

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I AM SOES SORRIES YOU HAVE A SIAMESE TWIN ATTACHED TO YOURSE LEG>>>

I BET THATS MAKES IT HARD TO PICK UP DATES>>>

PORE FELLOWS

*WEEPS*

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you have an inferiority complex.

Or maybe a superiority complex.

Hard to say really.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're the horizontal figure, right?


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