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Chris Farley... (407 hits)

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Rating: 0.06 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by wang wesser (View user info) at 2006-09-13 01:52:25 EDT


awesome mspaint skillzers

sonson1.JPG (68 kB)

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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 08:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:55:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

crish farty, u so crazy
_______

HES A FUNNYB GUY

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

crish farty, u so crazy

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nO.

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-13 08:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ubmitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:07:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

I CANT BELIVE I FORGOT THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BADGER

HERE GOS

ER CUSE I BADGE

FAARRRKKK RIGHT OFF BADGE YA STUPID CUNT

FUCK THORPE, GREENS OATH FUCKEN SUMSHIT AND BADGE

BADGE IS THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THEM ALL
_____________

make it the hots artmalonius

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Chris Farley and this poster are like two boring and unfunny peas in a pathetic whining little pod.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is fucking retarded

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Halo 2 + Chris Farley?

I think you just gave me a heart attack.

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I CANT BELIVE I FORGOT THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BADGER

HERE GOS

ER CUSE I BADGE

FAARRRKKK RIGHT OFF BADGE YA STUPID CUNT

FUCK THORPE, GREENS OATH FUCKEN SUMSHIT AND BADGE

BADGE IS THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THEM ALL

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 06:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

daMN ART YALL STOOPID FLY

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-13 06:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKHEADS WINGESTER RULES
OMG
THORPE, GRENNS AND OATH FUCKEN MEAL OR WOT EVER CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF
OMG
I OWN THESE UBERSITES
FUCKYOUS
JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUS SHUT THE FUCK UPJUS SHUT THE FUCK UPJUS SHUT THE FUCK UP

WINGESTER RULES SO JUS BE QUIET
OMG

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The fat fuck wasn't funny and this post was a failure

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:12:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:02:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry, doesn't do a thing for me.

_________


AHAGAGAGAAGA SAHHHAAHHHA AAAHHHHAHHAHHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


YOU HAVE BROKEN THE PLUS 2 STRETCH
_____________

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA MY STREAK!!!!!!!!!
_________________________________________________








AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





YOUR FUCKING STREAK !!!!1111 AAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
____________________

MY streaking FUCKING FUCK STREEEEEEEEEEEK""one one eleven

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It dosn't do anything for me man, mabye I havn't seen enough of his movies to understand it. Decent post though, can't say I could do better.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:12:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:02:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry, doesn't do a thing for me.

_________


AHAGAGAGAAGA SAHHHAAHHHA AAAHHHHAHHAHHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


YOU HAVE BROKEN THE PLUS 2 STRETCH
_____________

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA MY STREAK!!!!!!!!!
_________________________________________________








AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





YOUR FUCKING STREAK !!!!1111 AAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:02:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry, doesn't do a thing for me.

_________


AHAGAGAGAAGA SAHHHAAHHHA AAAHHHHAHHAHHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


YOU HAVE BROKEN THE PLUS 2 STRETCH
_____________

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA MY STREAK!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry, doesn't do a thing for me.

_________


AHAGAGAGAAGA SAHHHAAHHHA AAAHHHHAHHAHHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


YOU HAVE BROKEN THE PLUS 2 STRETCH

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry, doesn't do a thing for me.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:44:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

i think i love you...
)))))))))))))))))))))))


DUDE!


THIS CHICK LOVES YOU!


THAT IS SOOOO GAY

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:50:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY UBER,


I SAID:


So everyone else thinks oatmeal is a fukwit right?


Im not alone here am I?
___________

AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!!!
________-


dude! shhhhhhhhhh


NOW JAYPIG WILL THINK WE ARE BROTHERS!

THAT TUBBY BITCH IS SO SMART, I THINK HE IS ONTO US...

I CAN FEEL HIS EYES ON ME ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY IN THE SHOWER (EEEWWW)

HES A GOOD DETECTIVE, I GAVE HIM A FEW CHUBBY ANSWERS AND HE SUCKED THEM RIGHT UP.

HE ALSO SAID IF HE CATCHES ME ON THE STREET HE WILL TAKE ME FROM BEHIND

OMG ONE ONE ONE OMG I'M SCARED

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY UBER,


I SAID:


So everyone else thinks oatmeal is a fukwit right?


Im not alone here am I?
___________

AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!!!

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

there is no logical reason to +2 this.


okay...fine.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY UBER,


I SAID:


So everyone else thinks oatmeal is a fukwit right?


Im not alone here am I?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So everyone else thinks oatmeal is a fukwit right?


Im not alone here am I?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAh

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mAN

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cOURSE

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIs

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sTILL

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ROCKz

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 03:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:30:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW DID YOU FIX YOUR CABLE WANG (who I don't know?)
______________

i dunno i putted it in av3 then it was crystal clear but i had tried that before so i dunnos

________--

Me and the cable guy tried that too!


How very fucking wierd

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:22:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!!!


See?

Thank you.
___________

hey rob take a high quality pic of one of your pastels then email it to me so i can print it out. total cost to stok: zero. (i stole the printer, ink and paper)

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW DID YOU FIX YOUR CABLE WANG (who I don't know?)
______________

i dunno i putted it in av3 then it was crystal clear but i had tried that before so i dunnos

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!!!


See?

Thank you.


Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there is no logical reason to +2 this.


okay...fine.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW DID YOU FIX YOUR CABLE WANG (who I don't know?)

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no he does not hey i fixed my cable it looks sick now

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-13 02:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOLZ




"OMG one one one" said jay pig

"I already exposed wang and paint it black are the same person because i collected evidence proving they post at the same time" squealed the little piggie.

"But why do they still post at the same time? its so obvious that they are doing that on purpose so they can try to trick me again and make me look like a fuckwit - WELL, I don't need theor help to look like a fuckwit!" said the tubby bitch jaypig.


Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer