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a story for Maltese <NSFW> (855 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.18 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-09-13 06:03:25 EDT


So there I was, fucking Maltese's little chink bitch. Man, she may have been 16 but she was so small she looked about 12. This was fine by me. I had made her shave her tiny cunt to get the experience even more like a Thai whorehouse. I've always wanted to shove my cock in a kid's ass. And boy, I could tell Maltese had never had this ripe asshole before.


The slut lived in a trailer park, so it had been nothing to give her immigrant fuck family a few grand for an hour with her. I think her chim-chaw father was just glad for money to blow on more cheap whiskey. The yellows high tailed it out of here and left me with my girlie. She was done up all pretty in a pale blue dress. I think I ripped it when I chased her down.


I stripped her down and was kind of disappointed to see she had hair between her legs. I got the bitch in a choke hold and made her get rid of it. By this point I was pretty hard, so I had her suck on my cock for a while. I dragged her back into her room and threw her on the bed. Little bitch barely weighed 100 pounds. I lifted her legs onto my shoulders and crammed my dick into her clenched ass. So tight!


Yeah, I fucked her ass for a while. The blood helped to lube it up. She had finally stopped crying and was just staring off, probably thinking about her lover boy. We couldn't have that. I pulled my shit stained cock out and rammed it in her pussy over and over again. I mean, I was hitting bone cause her knees were up by her head and she was sobbing again. I love the way little yellow girls cry when you're fucking them. It's like they're gasping.


I shot deep inside her tightness, blood and shit caked all around her thin lips. She got slapped a few times just for kicks at the end. I wiped up the mess on my cock with one of her bath towels then threw it on her face. She didn't even move.


I hear she's got a monster cooking in her belly now. That poor stupid fuck Maltese probably thinks it's his. Nice.


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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sucked

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck just happened here???

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

System Boot UP
1EF24-Jamb1-2FM3 System
H.O. Diagnostic.......100% Completed
N.S. Abbrevient.......100% Completed
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Word Spelling and Analysis Factor
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Kinky Sex Story Factor
+1
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Agnery Hate Crime Against Asian Weomen Under The Age of 18 Whom Which He Probably Got Rejected By Factor
-4
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Gave Me A Hard-On Factor
+3
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Factor
-0
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Maltese Rebuttal Was Hilarious and Funnier Factor
-3
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Sexy Picture of A Hot Asian Chick
+4
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Usage of The Word(s) Dick, Throbing, Cheney, Sex, Tight, Ass, Picard, Fuck, Chuck, Cum, Silk, Pickle, Norris, Rogers, Sir, Golden, Master, Gandalf, Pope, Hat, Ass, Horse, Captain, Wet, Kerk, Strong, Round, Elijah, Wood, Jambi, Lube, Jedi, Playhouse, Kitten, Steve, Peanut, and Jeffy Factor:
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I Was Hungry Or/And Didn't Laugh At This Factor:
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Calulation Completle: Total Score: -1
Gj, your a sick perverted bastard. In a bad way.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


That looks like a Real Doll, you sad pathetic little knob.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since there are already a few +2's to keep this frm worst ever, I feel no shame in my -2shutthelivingfuckinghellupanddie

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But not deserving of worst ever recognition.

Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rofl rofl

WOO

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:46:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:46:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you say bye-bye front page?

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dumb.

Do us a favor and put yourself out with the trash next week.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why bother?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 06:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-13 06:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Smells bad

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 06:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Amazing.


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