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APW - H.R. Giger (979 hits)

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Submitted by The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL (View user info) at 2006-09-13 11:39:10 EDT


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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93890

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-14 09:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's nice of you to keep Kleenex in business.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:40:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know what's worse, the fact you called someone at work or the fact some find it amusing.

Probably the fact I doubt it's your first time doing it.
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I will say one thing about OathMeal that I respect completely, he posts all his shittalk under his OWN name, and not under an alter, unlike faggots like you.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like HR Geiger

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah, hahaha. That is the funniest thing ever. JohnnyX is the best. +2 for JohnnyX, -2 for you.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wouldn't dream of it Herr Shlongstein.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonny and Bret, I'll warn you both that if you do anything that creates extra work for Bart, you will both find yourselves unable to post and review. And we wouldn't want that.


Yes, we would.
Don't speak for me in this case, Miss Jeannneee.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JonnyX is a fucking germ. Just drop a -2 on everything he posts and stop talking to him about anything but how much of a fat, whiny, pre-pubescent retard that he is.



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I fuckin' love Giger. I have that book. It begins with 'N' and I can't spell it.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I never said I didn't like you, that's not true. I neither like nor dislike you.

I Nothing you.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:44:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

This nerd fight is the Uber Sunday league of drama.

Even if Johnny were to track you down and bludgeon you to death with a stack photos of Urbane's snatch, I still wouldn't care about either of you.

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Spam if any of this were at all about you liking me, I swear I'd be saddened by your idiotic little comment here.

But it's not, so I'm not.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

This nerd fight is the Uber Sunday league of drama.

Even if Johnny were to track you down and bludgeon you to death with a stack photos of Urbane's snatch, I still wouldn't care about either of you.

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Done before, and better, and NOT by Oathmeal, so on all counts, this gets a -2

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Just so everyone knows:

Jonny has basically went to every extent possible to gain personal information about me.

He'll tell you I gave it up freely ... in the public forum known as Ubersite but that's simply not true.

Jonny got my work e-mail from my registration information here on Ubersite (yea, yea my fault). He then sucked the domain from it (www.executrain.com) and began contacting my company. Finally, he found my HR manager's extension and is threatening to, evidently, have me fired.

Way to go, Jonny. You're a real man
________________

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA jonnyx rules

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uh well uh hmmm

ok then

but seriously I think fucking with someone at work is over the top

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny, Oath says banning wouldn't hurt him at all, yet he's whining the most about it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If I get banned it's no love lost, believe me.

You on the other hand ... a ban would severely traumatize you and the pathetic, appropriately-termed alter-ego you have created for yourself on this site.
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I've been banned before, fucknuts.

I do think it pretty halarious that you spent another dollar to accuse me of being 'uncool' - that will REALLY make me cool with the kids who smoke out back behind the gym.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's play Count The Peenos!


Oh, wait a minute, it's Geiger. It's ALL peenos.


Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:23:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus H. Christ, why don't all of you morons cut OathMeal some slack for a while and quit yer bitchin'...he's a decent guy.

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CT thanks.

But I think a certain few Uberites are too thick-headed to process that sort of request.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:13:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonny and Bret, I'll warn you both that if you do anything that creates extra work for Bart, you will both find yourselves unable to post and review. And we wouldn't want that.
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She's right, dipshit - we will BOTH get banned, that's the way these kind of things work around here.

Did you ever think about that? Do you ever think AT ALL?

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Jonny, calm the fuck down.

If I get banned it's no love lost, believe me.

You on the other hand ... a ban would severely traumatize you and the pathetic, appropriately-termed alter-ego you have created for yourself on this site.

Now who's being the fucking baby? Jesus. Just shut the fuck up already and this will all stop.

Wait.

Didn't *you* tell me to do that once?

Get back to your Access reporting, you corporate do-boy.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus H. Christ, why don't all of you morons cut OathMeal some slack for a while and quit yer bitchin'...he's a decent guy.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonny and Bret, I'll warn you both that if you do anything that creates extra work for Bart, you will both find yourselves unable to post and review. And we wouldn't want that.
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She's right, dipshit - we will BOTH get banned, that's the way these kind of things work around here.

Did you ever think about that? Do you ever think AT ALL?

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

These suck even harder than those last vomit stains you posted.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonny and Bret, I'll warn you both that if you do anything that creates extra work for Bart, you will both find yourselves unable to post and review. And we wouldn't want that.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Shitter!!! You found some really good ones!

*jealous*

APW = Auto +2

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This whole situation can be summed up with two words:

meeps meeps

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just cuz...

SHOW US YER GASH!

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:16:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

SWhy would Bart take action? What, have you already been whining to Bart about all these things that I have allegedly done, keeping in mind that you have already given out your personal information to half of Ubersite?
You're turing out to be quite the male UrbaneMischief, aren't you?

And why would I do anything to your company? What proof do you have?
I think you have over-estimated my 1337 haxorz skillk, d00d. (although, it is flattering)

Jesus, I must have really scared the shit out of you, that wasn't my intent Bret.
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I can't wait until somebody posts a picture of his fat cunt. I mean come on, Sicosemen has already posted pictures of his tiny, bent dick. It's only a matter of time.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well well well ... it looks like someone has paid a buck to add hits to my post here.

DATS VER NEYES OF J00 HOOVER U AR

... but I don't think it's going to be enough for Bart to take action. And from the looks of things, Jonny isn't stopping here. Apparently he's preparing to spoof ExecuTrain as a company. We'll see how that pans out.
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Why would Bart take action? What, have you already been whining to Bart about all these things that I have allegedly done, keeping in mind that you have already given out your personal information to half of Ubersite?
You're turing out to be quite the male UrbaneMischief, aren't you?

And why would I do anything to your company? What proof do you have?
I think you have over-estimated my 1337 haxorz skillk, d00d. (although, it is flattering)

Jesus, I must have really scared the shit out of you, that wasn't my intent Bret.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just so everyone knows:

Jonny has basically went to every extent possible to gain personal information about me.

He'll tell you I gave it up freely ... in the public forum known as Ubersite but that's simply not true.

Jonny got my work e-mail from my registration information here on Ubersite (yea, yea my fault). He then sucked the domain from it (www.executrain.com) and began contacting my company. Finally, he found my HR manager's extension and is threatening to, evidently, have me fired.

Way to go, Jonny. You're a real man.
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Hahaha, really?
How did I threaten to have you fired? Are you REALLY drinking beer on the job?

And besides Bret, why would I get rid you? You're the most fun I've had in a long time around here!

Y'know, I'll be honest here, there have some really good whiners, but YOU, you are shaping up to be the BIGGEST whiner in the HISTORY of Ubersite.
I mean, I know that has been your plan since Day One, to be the biggest pussy in the history of Ubersite, but I didn't think you'd be capable of pulling it off.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just so everyone knows:

Jonny has basically went to every extent possible to gain personal information about me.

He'll tell you I gave it up freely ... in the public forum known as Ubersite but that's simply not true.

Jonny got my work e-mail from my registration information here on Ubersite (yea, yea my fault). He then sucked the domain from it (www.executrain.com) and began contacting my company. Finally, he found my HR manager's extension and is threatening to, evidently, have me fired.

Way to go, Jonny. You're a real man. """

1) Oathmeal was a dumbass for putting his work email there but about 1,000 n00bs have done that - not everyone realises it is their display name when they first join.

2) Not cool Jonny. Not cool. My real name is floating around here and I know that if someone was really, really arsed they could track me down at work but here's the thing - why bother? There has to be some level of trust here - it's the internet for christs sake no-one can piss you off that badly and if they do then the problem lies with you not them.

I remember when Ubersite was like a spiffy club where it was Uber v the world - slacking off, telling stories, yes there were heated arguments and shit but now, well, it's just like any other nasty corner of the web.

I have been instrumental in the nastiness as well, i'll be the first to admit.





Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do remember sparky, you sent me the WEBSITE for your company AND your personal number, so don't even say for a SECOND that he doesn't have info you haven't given out publically...

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well well well ... it looks like someone has paid a buck to add hits to my post here.

DATS VER NEYES OF J00 HOOVER U AR

... but I don't think it's going to be enough for Bart to take action. And from the looks of things, Jonny isn't stopping here. Apparently he's preparing to spoof ExecuTrain as a company. We'll see how that pans out.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:47:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the ghey?


You put that shit on the uberboard?


SUCK IT UP COCKSMOKER.

============

Um ...

I didn't do that.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the ghey?


You put that shit on the uberboard?


SUCK IT UP COCKSMOKER.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this material copywrite protected?

In othe news, the UK had a TV show the othe night about a guy who they supposedly based 'rainman' on. He can recal the number pie to 22,000 digits. That is eleven more than me the cunt.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just so everyone knows:

Jonny has basically went to every extent possible to gain personal information about me.

He'll tell you I gave it up freely ... in the public forum known as Ubersite but that's simply not true.

Jonny got my work e-mail from my registration information here on Ubersite (yea, yea my fault). He then sucked the domain from it (www.executrain.com) and began contacting my company. Finally, he found my HR manager's extension and is threatening to, evidently, have me fired.

Way to go, Jonny. You're a real man.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Giger.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, how did Johnny get all his info?

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Kuato +2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 H.R Giger

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oathy dear I think you might have a stalker. I know a good lawyer if you feel the need to file a restraining order.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

very disurbing artwork but intriguing

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:10:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:02:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

So here's a hearty fuck you, Jonny. You haven't won a goddamned thing and my imperatives have been satisfied. Now ...

Where'd I put my beer ...
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uh-oh, drinking on the job is against Executrain company policy, Bret, do I need to forward this to Clarisse Perkins?

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It's Clarice. And sure, go ahead. No skin off my nuts. She herself consumes a bit of desert wine on slow days.
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Well, I couldn't tell from her voice mail how to spell her name.
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creepy

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't Trust The Swiss

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:02:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

So here's a hearty fuck you, Jonny. You haven't won a goddamned thing and my imperatives have been satisfied. Now ...

Where'd I put my beer ...
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uh-oh, drinking on the job is against Executrain company policy, Bret, do I need to forward this to Clarisse Perkins?

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It's Clarice. And sure, go ahead. No skin off my nuts. She herself consumes a bit of desert wine on slow days.
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Well, I couldn't tell from her voice mail how to spell her name.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Giger. I think Kaos King did a Giger one once.



Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tomorrow I'm going to rearrange the different parts of forthewins ultimate mspaint and post it. I expect +2's, ok?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:02:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

So here's a hearty fuck you, Jonny. You haven't won a goddamned thing and my imperatives have been satisfied. Now ...

Where'd I put my beer ...
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uh-oh, drinking on the job is against Executrain company policy, Bret, do I need to forward this to Clarisse Perkins?

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It's Clarice. And sure, go ahead. No skin off my nuts. She herself consumes a bit of desert wine on slow days.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHA. <3 JonnyX

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So here's a hearty fuck you, Jonny. You haven't won a goddamned thing and my imperatives have been satisfied. Now ...

Where'd I put my beer ...
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uh-oh, drinking on the job is against Executrain company policy, Bret, do I need to forward this to Clarisse Perkins?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag below.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFWyoufuckingnoobgodosomethingelse

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That's it. I've had it.
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Hey, Fuck You moneyshot! What are you trying to sdo, take my job??

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. That fetal picture...damn.

If I wasn't employed by a Catholic hospital with a bunch of nuns running around, I'd use some of these for my desktop backgrounds.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for apw and hr giger, but it was done before.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/90951

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Damn you, Katy.

I knew this would happen, but I'm introducing some rarer pieces here so I'm comfy with that. Thanks however for teh link.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you love phallic art, hmmmm?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for apw and hr giger, but it was done before.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/90951

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFWyoufuckingnoobgodosomethingelse

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That's it. I've had it.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFWyoufuckingnoobgodosomethingelse

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool shit

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone says "NSFW n00b" I'm going to kill them.


Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!

Homer: He was a zombie?

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