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It IS me you ass hats (NSFW) (1080 hits)

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Rating: -0.59 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-09-13 14:53:25 EDT


NecroBlanca1:
Not you

Bubba2341:
Yeah. That is really you. Sure.

Beano312003:
Shall we all find pictues (<---- he spelled it wrong, not me) of semi naked women on the net and claim to be them?
Having already shown your face (unfortunately)... why hide it in this one?

HadToBeDone:
Ah yes... everyone lines up for the semi-nude fake camwhore...


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, can you make the picture bigger?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-14 06:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm suing for damages stemming from this picture having been inflicted upon me. Expect to be hearing from my lawyer.

PS you're one totally ugly bitch.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-14 05:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:56:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

thumbnail-sized, non-explicit pic of aging retard.

part 2.

stop posting, you suck.

--------------------

Man you are desperate.

You get plus two because twice in a week I've been mentioned in a post and because clearly you need and desire lots of love and praise.

Take the +2 because I cannot bring myself to compliment what looks to me like a desperate attempt of an aging woman trying to hang onto her youth.

When people say you are sexy they are lying.

It's cruel but it's true.


Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gah! I hope I die when I'm 39.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, attention whore, that's you! If you are going to do something right you actually have to do it RIGHT the first time. No one said post a picture of you in underwear wench. We said show your box and tits, what was so fucking retarded about that statement.

Here's the solution, airhead.


Show us your cunny and tits, twat.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Really you? Then post an 840 x 640 full-size pic with naked tits and maybe some
bare pussy. Lying sack of rat shit. What? Can't do that? Dipshit.



Submitted by Refresh (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG WOW UR RACK IS SO HOT
beeb please

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

aw. See, now I need to hunt them titties down and do bad things to them.

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1. Actually get naked or fuck right off.
2. Maybe if the picture wasn't smaller than your average postage stamp, we might be able to tell who's in it.

-2 until you sort those two problems out.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The more I look ... the more I realize ...





Folks.






This is a dude.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

which begs the question, why would anybody post halfnaked pics of themselves on an internet site full of weirdos anyway?

it's lose/lose

p.s. get some work done

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey fatass...it'd be in your best interest if you kept comments about ANYONE'S looks - and this includes Electro and Urbane - to yourself, ya fucking idiot.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like a shitty photo of some Mexican escort with the herp in San Diego who calls herself Chica.











Wait...

Um...

Er...


LOOK, FLYING DONKEYS!


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wouldn't it be kinda easy to photoshop a 75X45 pixel photo?

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Good to know...Eh...Well..No...Not really...

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not that I care, but if this is you, why not hold up a sign saying "Ubersite can fuck off" or something? You know the drill by now.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The only thing not safe for work in this picture is this woman's grotesque physique.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ya gotta love Ubersluts.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Next time, try a picture we can see, and hold something up like "UberCockJockey" or whatever your name is.


meh. he's right you know, that is the only way to dispell the disbelief.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blow me



thats an invitation

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Next time, try a picture we can see, and hold something up like "UberCockJockey" or whatever your name is.


Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:12:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

YOURE A DISGUSTING ELDERLY PIG AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?


ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm, you're really hot I would totally do you - can we have lesbian sex?

Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YOURE A DISGUSTING ELDERLY PIG AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?


ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And I thought your lesbo-hockey-team story was desperate...

You're pretty hot, but show some respect for yourself woman!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-13 14:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thumbnail-sized, non-explicit pic of aging retard.

part 2.

stop posting, you suck.


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