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Maltese kills people WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!! (NSFW) (1179 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ubercomics

Rating: -0.44 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-13 17:02:32 EDT


Yes. If by 'people' you mean 'penises'.

Anywho, read this story and be shocked at the retardation it irridiates from its diarrhea-drenched core.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92984

NecroBlanca1 (if that IS your real name), here is my rebuttal.












tee hee rebuttal rhymes with butthole tee hee












Butt in all seriousness, here it is:


It's black and blue and lies in a ditch hating sex.JPG (367 kB)

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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-17 02:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:32:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

Its like watching Family Guy while on drugs.
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You need better drugs, man.


___________________________________________________________________________________________________



Or you just need to read this while hi. ;)

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Aren't they all?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this one was terrible

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Would've been higher had there been more ghey aids.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No it wasn't.

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-14 14:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was ok.

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uhh...



ok.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Go away, Stok

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-13 23:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

maltese post auto +2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i have never heard of necroblanca. so honestly, this post doesnt need to exist.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You newbs really like to jerk eachother off.

+2!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow if you spent half the time on working as you do making uber posts you'd probably set your child up for a financially secured life...as is it's wasted.

4 hours making an uber post

1 hour rubbing one out when you get your reviews

-2DIE

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

email me your aim.


extacy_redx.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EYE SAIV U!!!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ya know, I (and probably many others) would not have seen that other post had you not of linked it...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda weak hate, kid... sorry.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maltpee I hate doing this because of the obvious effort here but it's just poo. Sorry.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

Its like watching Family Guy while on drugs.
-----------------------
You need better drugs, man.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm with them.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You post too fucking much.

Leave your house and go outside and play "army" or "baseball" or something, ya fucking parasite.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-13 18:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uninspired

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 Vengeance
-2 Meh



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lojope?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll read it later but maltese and me are the friends

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Its like watching Family Guy while on drugs.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thismademelaughandIliketolaugh

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha good stuff, man, good stuff

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hm,

Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fist yourself

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 17:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

solid +1


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