Where the hell is our neighborhood friend ETS? (593 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.57 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-09-14 10:48:03 EDT
I feel as though the quality of uber is lessened when our good friend Brad isn't around. Wait, did I say quality-- I meant entertainment. I'm sorry guys, I hate to egg the guy on and all, but like you all don't love watching people self destruct? I mean, shit, we do it all the time! Urbane, Lojope, Mystia... okay, I'm seeing a pattern here. Anybody know if his name is Bradjelina or something?
No?
Okay, well I guess I'll take a poll then:
a) Banned
b) In jail for sex with minor(s)
c) Living off the grid
d) Told his parents he's living off the grid, really he just jimmy-ed the basement window open so they wouldn't know when he was getting home late.
e) Gitmo
f) Fuck you, wardy.
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Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:21:46 EDT (#)
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I don't get the picture. Shouldn't it say Chelsea? Or am I completely missing the point?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:01:32 EDT (#)
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He's in New Orleans with Filthy, consumating the marraige from hell I'd gues, and copulating to create the anti-christ.
And yes, I can see the "I saw the dymamite scorches on the levies myself! ...inthispicturefromtheweb"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:11:08 EDT (#)
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business as usual, then, Jonny?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:35:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/actionnetwork/A11305450
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah, he's on vacation for a couple of days - I am hoping he's shagging Filthy right proper - that guy needs to get laid more than anything.
The unfortunate thing is that, I know WHERE he went on vacation, and we can all expect a NICE BIG PARANOIA CONSPIRACY I-HATE-GEORGE-BUSH rant from him when he gets back.
You'll see what I mean.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-14 13:46:57 EDT (#)
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I haven't really missed him. Or you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-14 13:34:58 EDT (#)
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probably playing charlie and the chocolate factory with filthy's asshole
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-14 13:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:47:33 (#)
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well not her, she's a bit minty but you get my drift.
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hahahhahahaha
sorry retro, maybe another time. i'm working 70 hour weeks right now (including school).... no time for jokes...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-14 13:27:36 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:07:48 (#)
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I missed the ets thing i guess, off to research
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-14 13:02:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:47:33 (#)
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fucking ths shit out of filthyassistant prob.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-14 12:18:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-14 12:08:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:55:22 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU WARDY.....FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUUUU......
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:47:33 EDT (#)
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fucking ths shit out of filthyassistant prob.
at least that's what i'd be doing if she had just arrived.
well not her, she's a bit minty but you get my drift.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:31:19 EDT (#)
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f. you are usually funny but not today :(
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:19:57 EDT (#)
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But whom killed him and why?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:07:56 EDT (#)
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Who gives a fuck and why would you care?
I sure don't.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:07:48 EDT (#)
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I missed the ets thing i guess, off to research
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:07:47 EDT (#)
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Gosh, I thought you were below these types of Ubershenanigans, Wardmeister!
I know exactly where ETS is at. And I'm not telling. *sticks out tongue*
Okay, okay, I'll tell...he's been taking a much-needed vacation for the past week. Down in one of the former Confederate states, I do believe. Fret not, he'll be back soon...
...and in the meantime, please feel free to direct all ETS-related rants towards yours truly.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:55:11 EDT (#)
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I've seen better (-1)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:52:37 EDT (#)
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he and the frog are bum-chums, i heard
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:51:13 EDT (#)
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vacation
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:51:10 EDT (#)
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Just realised you were a separate person to both Wiggles and DCWoody, between whom I seem to have been subconsciously allocating your posts and personality traits.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-14 10:48:47 EDT (#)
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