Insects love me (771 hits)
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Submitted by <CheesyG00dness.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-24 09:35:12 EDT
Yesterday, at least by my standards, was a heat wave day in good ole' New Jersey. It was sweltering for me during the day, but it was the most beautiful night in a long long time. So I went to my friend's house and we were chilling outside on this swing chair smokin' some stoges and just relaxing. Then came the attack. Mosquitoes, the bane of my existence, simply marauded me. I tried to fend them off, arms flailing wildly, bug spray surrounding me in a heavy mist, but it was all for naught. A mere 10 minutes later I was forced to retreat into the safety of my friend's house to evade this plague of insects that kept swarming about me. My limbs were just one giant itch that would not go away, in fact, I still itch as I type. Now what came to bother me the most was that in those few moments of exposure, I counted at least 20 mosquito bites all over my body, including 2 meticulously placed ones that made it look like I had some premature Satan horns growing out of my forehead, yet my friend was carefree. Not a single bite on the bastard.
This made me start to reminisce. I realized that I just have a history with insects. I am always the target. Bottom line, if you never want to get bit by a bug again, just chill with me. Maybe I let out some insect pheromones, who knows. I just wish they would leave me alone.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-25 10:02:04 EDT (#)
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ADHD prevents me from reading all you write... Consider yourself lucky I can post a full
Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-24 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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I once counted 22 mosquito bites on my right elbow alone. Actually, that was the only place they bit me. It was weird. God I hate them.
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:15:52 EDT (#)
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mosquito god = bling
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:09:23 EDT (#)
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Mostly cause yet again you never seemed to read what i was writing in full.
But to each his own.
Can't we all just get along.
<3 Roman
:P
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:06:51 EDT (#)
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Hah no worries I hate you for that post of mine too.
^_^
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:01:53 EDT (#)
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I still hate you for this post...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055778270380426965
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:01:08 EDT (#)
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I read about a line and respond. It was beautiful out. Jump in the water if its too hot for you. Or move to Alaska. Its nice up there too. But in a frigid run-out-in-under-pants-and-freeze-you-nuts-off sort of way...
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:49:16 EDT (#)
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I think it's been so hot here, the sun has killed all the little shits. Now I have to worry about hornets and yellow jackets...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mosquito god
maybe the other line was funnier though
+2 to make up for my complete inability to spell
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:42:26 EDT (#)
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maybe you're the misquote god sent to earth to take over the world and they were just awaiting your orders
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:36:07 EDT (#)
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I stated my opinion in this post. I don't enjoy the heat, you probably don't live in the same area as me a.k.a. varying temperatures. I stated the temperature where I was and said I didn't like it. I don't disagree it was nice out. It was sunny, bright and beautiful, yes. But where I am it was too hot for me. If I have to repeat myself one more time I'm going to start getting really annoyed.
Amazing, you still aren't paying attention to what I have written, and you are considering your opinion as a mandate for all others. I will not waste my time with simple minded fools such as yourself. Peace.
The beauty of the human race is our ability to have seperate opinions on topics. If you are too shallow to appreciate others opinions that differ from your own, get educated.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:28:32 EDT (#)
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It was a beautiful day you fruit. I live in Jersey dipshit and it was not bad at all.
Panzy
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:05:57 EDT (#)
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Oh and I forgot, I like rain, I just don't like heat, especially when there is no ocean or pool available.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:05:05 EDT (#)
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How about you tongue my scrotum. Where I worked it was 95 during the day. FOR ME, that's too hot, I don't give a damn what temperature you are comfortable at, it's different for everyone. I don't care where you live. I don't care if you didn't get bit by any mosquitoes. I'm sitting here bored at work, and this is a free board, I'll bitch about whatever I want. Not many mosquitos? yeah that explains how right now i have 27 bites on me, and I was outside for a total of 15 minutes last night. AND in case you are illiterate, which you appear to be, I DID say it was a beautiful night, but it was too hot for me during the day. Take your flaming elsewhere, like to the clothes you probably wear. Do I need shit from you? The answer is no. Piss off.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:55:49 EDT (#)
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Christ quit your bitching punk. It wasnt that fucking hot here.
Goddamned cock sucker complaining about nice weather after how much rain?
There werent even that many mosquitos out in more than half the state. Im talkin from exit 2 off the Turnpike all the way up to exit 124 off the Parkway.
Bitch quit complaining you panzy.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:48:26 EDT (#)
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I hate em. There's so many here I have to take malaria pills every week and get my uniforms sprayed with poison.
DDT anyone?