SPT: The American Badger (886 hits)
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Rating: 1.73 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (View user info) at 2006-09-14 15:50:37 EDT
Previous SPT's in this "series":
Stingrays: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92762
Paranoid Personality Disorder: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92504
Blue Ringed Octopus: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92207
Cicadas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91947
Peppered Moths: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91370
Leafy Sea Dragons: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91011
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-16 21:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love badgers. One rarely see them, however. I've only seen one...in the Mojove Desert.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-03-16 21:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a lot of info here compared to your other ones. Also, no "Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!" line.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-16 21:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
mushroom MUSROOM!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you gotta respect an animal whose teeth sharpen with every bite (designed to rub like scissors)
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot the majestic Univrsity of Wisconsin Badger
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always omitting concoctions from my anal glands.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, strwbry.
Many people do.
I'm loveable like that.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only do British badgers look nicer, they'd also eat your badgers for breakfast.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is The Certified Hot Shit of SPT.
*lick*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:28:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.netstate.com/states/intro/wi_intro.htm
The Badger State: This nickname originally referred to the lead miners, of the 1830s, who worked at the Galena lead mines in Illinois. These mines were in northwestern Illinois close to the borders of Wisconsin and Iowa. The Wisconsin miners lived, not in houses, but in temporary caves cut into the hillsides. These caves were described as badger dens and, the miners who lived in them, as badgers. This derisive nickname was brought back to Wisconsin by these miners. Eventually, the nickname was applied to all of the people of Wisconsin and, finally, to the state itself. The badger was adopted as Wisconsin's state animal in 1957.
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I love you. I can tell already.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.netstate.com/states/intro/wi_intro.htm
The Badger State: This nickname originally referred to the lead miners, of the 1830s, who worked at the Galena lead mines in Illinois. These mines were in northwestern Illinois close to the borders of Wisconsin and Iowa. The Wisconsin miners lived, not in houses, but in temporary caves cut into the hillsides. These caves were described as badger dens and, the miners who lived in them, as badgers. This derisive nickname was brought back to Wisconsin by these miners. Eventually, the nickname was applied to all of the people of Wisconsin and, finally, to the state itself. The badger was adopted as Wisconsin's state animal in 1957.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IIIIII dunno..doesn't look like the red touches wisco there to meeee...maybe a little teeny bit.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I quite like this series.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:20:02 (#)
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WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:20:02 EDT (#)
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WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another good link for badger information - http://www.ubersite.com/u/The_Mighty_Badger
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Badgers rock.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
our badgers are prettier than your badgers.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Badgers own all.
A badger will fuck you up and then go for ice-cream and not even think twice about it.
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*weeps* It's all true. I'm a British badger and I agree with apollo.
(it's mating season)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badgers own all.
A badger will fuck you up and then go for ice-cream and not even think twice about it.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shoulda be a 2, dammit he just nodded and threw my pc back into DOS.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sheer gravitational pull of Apollo's humongouloid head draws in more badgers, hence he naturally sees more of them, the ugly and the cute. Whenever he rolls his head, garage doors open and close within a 50 mile radius.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:09:56 EDT (#)
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Apollo, you are such a bad liar. Look at how cutesy those badgers are!!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's more like it.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:34:21 EDT (#)
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Mastery.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:28:23 EDT (#)
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I LOVE BEAVER.........................oh, you said badger sorry
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:20:26 EDT (#)
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our badgers are prettier than your badgers.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moneyshot: Thedotsworkwell.Ilikethatbetter.
TL: Thanks, babe! Am I going to see you in 5 weeks or what?
Shlongy: Next post.
JohnnyX: Sure thing. Next post.
aaand, Coley: There is red in Wisconsin area on that map! There are definitely badgers here. But I *do* like your hypothesis!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THERES NO BADGERS IN WISCO WHY IS IT THE STATE AMINAL
wait wait
I KNOW I KNOW
cause the miners..they was like BADGERS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
box turtles, please
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:25:17 EDT (#)
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Where's the strawberry beaver?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:15:46 EDT (#)
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These are great.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:35:30 EDT (#)
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Hell, and I thought Moneyshot was doing that as his "gimmick" or something.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:27:23 EDT (#)
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or_I_could_do_this_would_that_help?
or-this?
or..maybe..you..prefer..this?
I..am..here..to..please...
Let..me-know_soon........
-$-
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
itisalaptopsoimustorderit
maybeparagraphswillhelp
atleastIstoppedposting
iliketofixthingstoo
maybeiwilltrythattonight
justreadrealslow
sorryforyourpain
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badgers rock.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moneyshot: pleasebuyanewkeyboard.Idon'tunderstandwhatyou'resaying.Imean...Igotthejistofit,butthereseemstobesomeconfusion.
Unabonger:
That was fantastic and I thank you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:12:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:08:24 (#)
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hahaha! Did you stop before "argh! A snake, a snake!!"?
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I've heard it before. I have a condition where I have to hear it once a month. I love that song.
you gotta check out http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
iwaslearnedpertnearjustavoidthembadgers
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
mushroom mushroom
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hahaha! Did you stop before "argh! A snake, a snake!!"?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mushroom mushroom
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-14 15:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your badgers are fucking minging
http://www.distlab.dk/badger/img/badger-photo.jpg
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-14 15:53:06 EDT (#)
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Here are some active links for those of you interested:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php
http://www.badgers.org.uk/e-mail.html
http://www.badgers.org.uk/e-card/index.html
http://www.badgers.org.uk/downloads/index.html