In The Bag pt. 1 (325 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.41 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2006-09-14 16:08:29 EDT
The bag had been sitting in the middle of my room since I woke up. My shoes were off, and I'm in my boxers, but with no idea how I got to my room. I remember coming upstairs and falling through the doorway, where I guess I dropped the bag... then... climbed into bed? My hands are sticky and drenched in something sweet smelling. Holding one hand to my nose I smell sugar, maybe honey, and with a quick lick, I taste jelly. Strawberry or Raspberry, hard to tell while I'm still waking up. I attempt to stand, but fall, face flat on my rug next to the burlap sack that I've been staring at for an hour. With my cheek smushed against the ground, I sniff the bag. It does NOT smell good: rotten meat comingled with a pungent tang, like decaying lemon rind. Flies buzz around the sack top. They've come in through the broken window. How did that happen... no wait, I remember. There was a giant cuckoo bird, it was beating on the window with its beak, and it was going to come inside so I had to scare it away. After it smashed the window I stabbed it with the four pointed rake. NO, that's impossible, I must be dreaming. Looking around I see none of the cartoonish distortions or impossible scenery that typify my dreams. I must have misremembered. Combined imagination with reality again. Somehting absurd, but forgivable. Without an obvious answer, and still splayed on my face, I decide that the best thing to do is stand. Oh bother, it's not working. That's when I noticed the blood, MY blood, swelling in the carpet, draining from some large wound I was unaware of till now. That's when I really started to worry.
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please dont bother making a part 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
weak
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh-tastic
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh bother, it's not working.
That much worked. wondered where your movie-critiquing weird ass has been, now i don't want to know. Put the lotion in the fucking basket!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"With my cheek smushed against the ground, I sniff the bag."
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Pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:48:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:44:29 (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:37:04 (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:24:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
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atleastmyenterkeyworks.....
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Take your spacebar off and then use a qtip or something and scrub around it
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Didn't think of it until just now
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:44:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:37:04 (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:24:38 (#)
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atleastmyenterkeyworks.....
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Take your spacebar off and then use a qtip or something and scrub around it
that might work
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:37:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:24:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
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atleastmyenterkeyworks.....
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Take your spacebar off and then use a qtip or something and scrub around it
that might work
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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atleastmyenterkeyworks.....
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more.... everything
spacing, content, etc
goddamn.
I can't negative two though because it looks like you put effort into it