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Cut my lawn, cancer boy! (1591 hits)

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Rating: 0.89 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-09-14 19:38:45 EDT




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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-20 23:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

twas the first time i've come across a uber link on digg.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is terrible

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll drive the bus...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

You're such a bastard.

Submitted by dephtones (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA...

"I fucking shit my pants when I saw this"

Uncontrollable shitting could be due to colon cancer. :D

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not so much

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ttom?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Yeah! Cancer is so funny!

I fucking shit my pants when I saw this.







Sort of hoped it was like an old person proper dying of cancer as they struggled to cut a lawn, but still seriously funny.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's harsh.

Yet still I nearly pissed myself

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I laughed, but its horrible.


have a 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:21:35 (#)
Ranking: 1

I really, really hate that I laughed at this.

But I did.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I really, really hate that I laughed at this.

But I did.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

trust me, bad things will happen to you for seemingly no reason.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:14:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you pick on somebody your own metastasize?
=========
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Brilliant!

and -2 filename
(don't ask me how that adds up to a -1)

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No cancer there. Just the world's youngest neo-nazi skinhead.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:14:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you pick on somebody your own metastasize?
---------------
My wife frowned at me for laughing at this comment (she had cancer a while back, all better now). Still funny, though. So's the pic.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Darth Vader looks smaller in the distance... and less threatening.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaAa

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cancer humor is never funny.

So I guess it's not really cancer "humor".

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he's doesn't have cancer, thats just a particularly large piece of snot

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you pick on somebody your own metastasize?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awful

Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh dear

Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

KRAZYKEWLZILLA LIEK ALWAYS, MR. SQUAT-SQUAT

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he-does-my-yard-too

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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