Sean (fuck shitty) Combs (573 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.33 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <dephtones.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-14 20:10:04 EDT
Personally I think it should be the duty of the federal government to publicly execute someone as useless as P. Diddy, or whatever the fuck he's calling himself now. I got a name for you. How about Sean "Super Shitty Rapper Turned Nationally Recognized Fucktwit" Combs. Yeah, but that name just isn't as catchy as "DIDDY" (cue the trumpets) I guess.
It just isn't right. Something is severely wrong with a country who continues to stomach this asshole. First you have his terribly plagiaristic pile of shit referred to as rap. Then you have his super duper dumbass "Vote or Die" campaign. Now, we've even given him his own poetry reading, stand-up comedy show. Thank god he's only the host.
All the aforementioned pathetic attempts at fame are accompanied by the Hollywood whores that endorse his shit. It's so bad; I sometimes have trouble remembering who to be pissed off at. I think the first instance that my eyes literally shot out of my skull and screamed in pain on the carpet, was the 1997 MTV Video Music Awards. Back in '97 when MTV was still unbearable to watch, you might have caught a glimpse of Puff Daddy (that was his kick ass name back then) taking the stage with Sting. Sting, the voice behind the popular 80's band, "The Police", was singing with this no-talent, jackass on stage to the music of "Every Breath You Take". The piece of shit song about some drug-dealing, fat ass rapper surprisingly named "Notorious B.I.G.", was entitled "I'll be Missing You." You know...I miss people all the time. But for some reason, I don't feel the need to take a perfectly good song and fuck it up in the name of the person I miss. But that's just me.
I thought this was the end of all things musical. That was...until "Godzilla" (another waste of fucking film) came out in 1998. It was now time for Puff Shitty to deface one of the greatest bands to come out of the 70's, "Led Zeppelin". "Kashmir" was the victim this time. And if listening to the mind numbing, shit-racket song on the radio wasn't enough...don't worry. There's a mind numbing, shit-racket video to go with it. And if you don't like P. Duff Puppy, or whatever he's called, fear not. Jimmy Page is also in the video. Oh silly Jimmy, you fuck face. Here's what Jimmy Page had to say on the matter in a promo interview in December of 1999:
"It was a really good thing to do that Puff Daddy thing and gave me such a focus. We were touring at the time (with Page/Plant) and it was a really good thing to do and he was great to work with as well."
So I guess Jimmy Page had just completely lost his mind before that interview. Sigh...Let's continue on.
In 1999, dipshit was arrested for assault charges on a record executive. According to the BBC, he attacked Steven Stoute of Universal Records with a chair, a champagne bottle and a telephone. Can you imagine if he had attacked him with a lobster, a cloths hanger and a hobo? Never mind. Anyway, Puff Diddy and Stoute had a falling out over a video clip in which P. Shitty would have been nailed to a cross and says the phrase: "I think I like this." A strong part of me wants to see that happen. Hey, Puffy! Come over here and I'll nail you to a fucking cross, no questions asked. I'm not even going to address this edited video scene situation because it clearly speaks for itself about the character (or lack there of) of Sean "Diddy" Combs. He was almost sentenced to prison, but at the last moment he pled guilty to a lesser charge. He received one month of anger management instead. It would have been nice to hear about his ass getting nailed to the wall in prison.
Recently we had to endure the infamous "Vote or Die" campaign headed up by the choke artist himself. I'm not really sure when our nation decided it was o.k. for media-whore rappers to start making political movements, but whatever. Oprah (another bitch I hate) decided to have P. Diddy come on her show and promote his campaign in which Puff and Oprah approached people on the streets and got nothing but confused looks instead of willing voters. I think I'd be confused too if some black dude walked up to me carrying a sign that said "Vote or Die" for a presidential election in a free country. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN ANYWAY?!?! Vote or die? What's next? Is D. Piddy going to go to New Orleans with a banner that says "Rebuild or Die"? (I think I may have something with that idea).
Even more recently, P. Diddy has announced the changing of his already ridiculous fucking name. Like any of us give two rat shits about this. Now it's just Diddy. What a brilliant fucking change. Go fuck yourself because nobody on this end of the spectrum cares enough to recognize you as a human being, you dumb mother fucker.
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucker is a twit that cant come up wiht anything original
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:57:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
well he can't be diddy in the UK. he lost a law suit over it so what are the brits going to call him?
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Cunt lips.
Submitted by Throb (user info) at 2006-09-15 00:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sums up perfectly how much of a fucktard Diddy/Puffy/Piddlyshitstick really is.
oh....and +10 for being as un PC as possible!!!!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-15 00:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well he can't be diddy in the UK. he lost a law suit over it so what are the brits going to call him?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cockfiend below
Go get the attentiojn you crave from your gang of alters.
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU MAN DIDDY RULES!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The CDP actually asked him to NOT come to Colorado with that Vote or Die shit, because they were afraid he'd actually turn mid-American voters AGAINST the party...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally I think it should be the duty of the federal government to publicly execute someone as useless as P. Diddy, or whatever the fuck he's calling himself now.
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This alone deserves a +2, and possibly 4 years in office.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many names has this guy had?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even more recently, P. Diddy has announced the changing of his already ridiculous fucking name. Like any of us give two rat shits about this. Now it's just Diddy. What a brilliant fucking change. Go fuck yourself because nobody on this end of the spectrum cares enough to recognize you as a human being, you dumb mother fucker.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jimmy Page lost his mind a long time before he met that particular nigger, but that was 20 years after he had written anything decent, so what do you expect, he's allowed to sell out. I heard tom morello played bass on that track as well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rap music sucks, and people who like rap music suck.
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