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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-09-14 21:05:17 EDT


eSubmitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:31:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

vSubmitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 18:40:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

hSubmitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 17:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

eSubmitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 14:13:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

vSubmitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-14 12:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

hSubmitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:04:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

0The question is if you contacted the company of OathMeal or not.
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1No, I did not.


Asshole.


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Jonny, I seriously don't know how you live with yourself. You're a bold-faced liar.
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Did I call your HR director and try and get you fired?
No, I obviously did not.

I haven't spoken to anyone there, it's all been voice mail and interactive directories.

What, you want me to call you at home instead? OK, OK, fine then. Have it your way.

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JONNY YOU LISTEN THE FUCK UP.

WHEN YOU LEAVE HARASSING VOICEMAILS THAT'S CONTACTING. STOP WITH THE *FUCKING* SEMANTIC REACHAROUNDS.

AND YOU WANT TO CALL ME AT HOME? WHAT'S NEXT ASSHOLE? TAKE A TRIP HERE?
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sure, what's your address?

Oh nevermind, I'll get it myself.












========================================================================














I made some friends, but many more enemies. I had my fun but this is just beyond being any fun anymore. 90% of it is my own fault and I acknowledge that. Even if it's in fun I refuse to continue being threatened enough to cause *real* worry.

Jeanneee - love ya girl. We'll be in touch.

Rob_Berg - you're actually pretty sharp, stay that way wouldja?

ilikesteak - sickest fucker I've met in a long time but a cool cat nonetheless.

inion_de_trua - suicide will eat some of us whether you want to believe it or not.

CaptainThorns - sorry man, this is for real. I'll check out show of hands once it's done.

Shlongy - dude you have *got* to stop talking about your batch.

Maltese - I'm torn. Just torn. *weep*

Wang Wesser - stok unit?

Dr_Weazel - you are the most blindly hateful person ever. I loved it.

Darko - I'm holding you to that promise of shipping me crop. Belee dat.

Death_Metal_Dude - I like your style, man. Play some Meshuggah for me at top volume, k?

Kaos-King - ne'er have I seen such refined writing ability. You truly rock.




I probably left a few out (extacy_red, rad1101, The_Mighty_Badger, antioxident, TheCrystalShip, etc.) but consider these omissions intentional. Fuck you.



Adios, Ubersite.



UnderOathMeal
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93890

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-18 13:24:02 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-18 02:05:28 (#)
Ranking: 0


Boo.

I just saw this. Crappy.

I thought the former Oathmeal was incredibly interesting, I'll miss that kid.
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for what's it worth, I don't feel bad about this at all - I gave him numerous opportunities to straighten up, and he refused them all. I will miss playing with him though.

Now YOU, I would glad kill given the chance - you're willfully moronic.

---

Oh look... it's my stupid little troll!

Why would you feel bad? Yer an annoying loud mouth chickenshit retard... you thrive on stupidity like this. Heck you actually think you accomplished something here... and THAT is funny (read: pathetic).

Hey, how does one 'glad kill', anyways? Sounds fun.



Oh, and how IS that fucking off coming along anyways?


Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I came in Bret's end.

He cried.

That's funny.

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And I fucked your mom too. She was lame, didn't move around or anything.

You suck dick and I'm glad that you're dead (I hope, anyway).

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHA you care too much about this site

I piss on you

Please swallow it while I jack off on your gay emo face please? Faggot.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-18 14:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

haha gay

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-18 13:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have no idea what this is about.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-18 13:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-18 02:05:28 (#)
Ranking: 0


Boo.

I just saw this. Crappy.

I thought the former Oathmeal was incredibly interesting, I'll miss that kid.
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for what's it worth, I don't feel bad about this at all - I gave him numerous opportunities to straighten up, and he refused them all. I will miss playing with him though.

Now YOU, I would glad kill given the chance - you're willfully moronic.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-18 10:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

poop

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-18 09:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good riddance.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-18 02:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Boo.

I just saw this. Crappy.

I thought the former Oathmeal was incredibly interesting, I'll miss that kid.







Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-17 21:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can't let this have a positive rating.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-17 18:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-17 17:58:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-17 17:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't believe you're actually leaving...but just in case you are I will +2.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-09-16 18:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:( that sucks that yer leaving.

Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good bye guy.
I'll remeber you for all the good times we had.
Drinking at that bar
Dancing in that street
Singing to those extermley handsome wemon
Making carboard cut-outs of our favorite cartoon characters and having lightfluid wars until one of us is hidiously disfuigured (I'm really sorry about that man, just keep wearing the mask, and the doctors say around your 40's your face should clear-up.)

Remeber that day we went to that beach? Yha, the one with sand. God...*sniff* I'll miss you man *hug* its...its...so hard to say goodbyes *sniff*

Listen...when you go...I...I'll look after Stephenie for you...and don't worry about your expensive italian leather jacket collection, i'll keep it...safe...Hey...no...it'll be okay...common man I said i'll watch over your house........
Hey, you can trust me...No, no, don't do that, I can...&@#&% you, get your !@#*$ing a!@#! on that plane or i'll blow your !#*(*# head off!

Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll always remember you OathMeal.

You were a big fan of me, in the John Lennon-Mark David Chapman sort of way.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamn you all to hell!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93107


OH NOES I BROKEDED MY FAVOURITE TOY OATHMEAL OHH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God I hope this was true.

And Johnny, in a battle between a spastic and an autard, the autard generally wins. But that doesn't mean that yo've got anything to show off about. You're like the kid who shits his pants but who's really proud because he's stopped rubbing it in his face.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bye, I'll miss you.

Come by Baldwin Hall tomorrow and have a cocktail. We can pour some beer out on the grass for your short but illustrious Ubersite career.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:00:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Underoathmeal = JonnyX

Anyone who hasn't realised that by now is a fucking retard.
-----
The only retard around here is you, dipshit.

It's pretty obvious that we're two different people - people who know us both know we're two different people.

And you _also_ know, I don't do alters, because I am a total hitwhore.
I'm also not a BIG FUCKING PUSSY like you, whysenheimer.


On the plus side for Sfaggy, OathMeal's (alleged) departure means that the top job of UberDouchebag is firmly in Australian hands again.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Underoathmeal = JonnyX

Anyone who hasn't realised that by now is a fucking retard.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not-even-an-honorable-mention.....

sorry-you-got-fucked

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What if FP came back? I don't think this twat really left, he needs the attention to verify his existence.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Enough of the ego masturbation JonnyX.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AND YOU WANT TO CALL ME AT HOME? WHAT'S NEXT ASSHOLE? TAKE A TRIP HERE?
-------
sure, what's your address?

Oh nevermind, I'll get it myself.


------
see, this is what I was talking about. Notice how I flick aside his sword and pierce him with a killing blow?

I made him quit with what, 10 words?


Dude. I couldn't HIRE somebody to be that stupid - I'm really gonna miss that guy. <sigh>

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please. leave me out of the gayness.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God, this is the most fun I have had on Ubersite in AGES!

Y'know, when the perfect n00b comes along, everyday is just a FUN day.
It's like hanging out with Curly, Moe and Larry...people get hit with boards, pies, pants fall down - just general good fun.

But usually, n00bs don't stay n00bs - they figure things out and become clueful. They stop doing n00by things; they read, learn, and evolve. Then they look back at their former selves and chuckle 'damn, i was such a n00b!' I should know, I was that way once too.

But OathMeal, well, Bret was kinda special. He was like a n00b with end-stage Alzheimer's. NO matter how hard I smacked him, he NEVER learned. He keep on doing and saying the SAME dumb things over and over again.
He kept throwing pitches low and inside, and I kept smacking them out the park - what else am I going to do? Apologize for hitting home runs off him all day along?

Anyways, I don't believe he's gone - he just pulled this same stunt last week you know. He still has to give me a hearty fuck you and satify his imperatives. Although it would be just like him to puss out and quit Uber over nothing.


Oh, and I will say that I will do my best to make sure UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE gets on the UberCatchphrase list - that whole episode is one of the funniest things evar. See Bret, you'll get to be one of the cool kids after all...

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

just keep writing those "goodbye" post huh?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

inion_de_trua - suicide will eat some of us whether you want to believe it or not
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yeah and?

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I hope all you assholes responsible for this travesty are satisfied with yourselves.

Was it REALLY worth it?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think it was well worth it, one less moron boo hoo.

Submitted by dephtones (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just got into this site so I have no idea what the arguement is between Johnnyx and Oathmeal. I don't know if it's a joke, or if they are just really pissed off at each other. But I'm already tired of reading about it already. However, JohnnyX's stuff is good ;)

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I hope all you assholes responsible for this travesty are satisfied with yourselves.

Was it REALLY worth it?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

he shoulda removed his email addy, that way whoever snapped up the account wouldve had to reverify, also they wouldnt have the addy itself

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

also his last name is part of the email addy. im not gonna do anything with it but
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Well, lets be honest the guy was a bit of a retard.

-----------------------

I actually thought he was pretty cool (and damn smart, to boot). I'll be using his account to do only good things, rest assured.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

he shoulda removed his email addy, that way whoever snapped up the account wouldve had to reverify, also they wouldnt have the addy itself

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

also his last name is part of the email addy. im not gonna do anything with it but
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Well, lets be honest the guy was a bit of a retard.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

believe whatev you want

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, Oath gave it up?

I'll believe that in a few days.
____________

cool dudes abuv

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Suck me dry.



Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck is Method?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I've been through worse. Don't let it get to you, man.

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-09-15 00:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank fuck.

+2 for fucking off.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:25:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Choke on a dick, you Ginger faggot.

---

Wow. Ginger fuck. I'll have to remember that.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so, no more "chat with some douche" posts?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

believe whatev you want

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, Oath gave it up?

I'll believe that in a few days.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is this? Own up.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fair enough

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:45:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

'warring', heheheh, thats rich, its a message board, fuckhead, theres no 'warring' here

--


feuding.


howsat?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'warring', heheheh, thats rich, its a message board, fuckhead, theres no 'warring' here

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

after all our warring you fucking leave me out.


whatever.


ill miss you in a crazy sadistic way.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so, to convince you this was iddqd, all i had to do was intentionally use 'jsut' twice? no wonder people get away with this alter business so easily

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU KNOW WHAT.

freddie's gonna get ya.....



Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my 'aussie' face? you what?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHUT YOUR AUSSIE FACE



Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

id like to retract at least half the statements in teh above post, you can all jsut guess which ones

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there are sites for that already, yknow, and like i could be fucked lookin up gay porn

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ca you please start posting some gay porn under this account?



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bye

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or even -2s, jsut show some FUCKING COMMITMENT

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you both owe me +2s to camp here, its the rent

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG



Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*whispers* apollo...i think hes talking to you

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

check yer email you fat startled guinea pig

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus 2 my new alter, you coked up whore (V), show some respect

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck is Method?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he shoulda removed his email addy, that way whoever snapped up the account wouldve had to reverify, also they wouldnt have the addy itself

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

also his last name is part of the email addy. im not gonna do anything with it but

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lucky it wasnt some cunt who got it then, though i do have his email now

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

METHOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST RUINED MY PLAN



Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The worst thing you could have done was give your password away. Now when someone posts child pornography and death threats towards the President with your user ID, it'll be linked to you.

Good job.

Idiot.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, fuck. I guess I have an alter now. So what the hell do I do with it?

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I thought of what you can do. Stalk my posts. It gives you a purpose, it gives me hits and reviews, and it keeps you separated from everybody else here, because nobody ever sees my posts except for a few people, all of whom get elite membership in the cult of ilikesteak.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good riddance fuckstick. I hope you choke and die on your father's semen.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you were leaving, cockfag?

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You dont have to, but im just saying that would be chill as hell

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, but its just fucking annoying

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh if i remember later or if you remind me ill do them later, does it really bother you that much?

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

some of them are coming up now, looks like theres some sorta antispam thing going on these days

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:42:14 EDT (#)
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its not working at the moment, the new reviews arent showing up, ill try again in a bit for ya

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:42:00 EDT (#)
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I see how it is.

You don't love me.

WELL THAT'S FINE! I'LL JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR MY LOVING NEEDS! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME LATER!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:40:17 EDT (#)
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certainly

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:39:44 EDT (#)
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Would whoever owns this account go through and plus two all of my posts to even out what this dickhead did?

and while youre at it can you hit up exctacy_red?
i hear he hit him too.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:37:35 (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:36:34 (#)
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FUCK OFF CUNT **

i think he did...sorta the point...youre a bit late
_________

i did already say for you to fuck off now FUCK OFF

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:37:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:36:34 (#)
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FUCK OFF CUNT **

i think he did...sorta the point...youre a bit late

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:36:34 EDT (#)
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FUCK OFF CUNT

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:29:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:25:42 (#)
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Choke on a dick, you Ginger faggot. **

thats just hurtful

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:28:05 EDT (#)
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You've pulled this stunt before jackass and you didn't list me, fuckstick. In that case, good riddance.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:25:42 EDT (#)
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Choke on a dick, you Ginger faggot.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:18:39 EDT (#)
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+2 for not being a picture of your cock.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny thing...

Buddy of mine.
We'll call him Jake.
He works with me.
We were BS'ing the night you went apeshit on gabbly.
He saw it.
He read everything.

Said he might call and fuck with you, leave voicemails and shit.



I'm guessing he maybe thought of something better...
In which case, I might have to buy him a beer.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:16:28 EDT (#)
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Maybe I'll use it to go +2 all the posts of myself and everyone I like. Maybe I should use it to +2 everything, scourge styles.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:12:15 EDT (#)
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Right. Like you're really leaving because of some stupid message
left on a phone recorder. Eat me.


Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:11:16 EDT (#)
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Well, fuck. I guess I have an alter now. So what the hell do I do with it?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:11:16 EDT (#)
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haha. dont let it you on the way out

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:09:34 EDT (#)
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Goodbye. I'll be watching extra wierd porn tonight just for this.


Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

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