Hobo Rum, BMW Drivers, Girl on Girl Action and Gratuitous Cleavage. Gotta Love an Ubercon. (2789 hits)
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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-09-15 02:47:31 EDT
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one day i'm gonna got to one of these.
it might ruin it though what with all the paparrazi etc
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-18 14:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm grudginly giving you this +2
Grudgingly because I miss those of you I've met.
And because I'd love to meet those of you I haven't
and because you all had a better weekend than I did.
<grudge>
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-18 09:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for including a picture of me looking pregnant, mate.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-18 03:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And finally.. Regarding the disparaging comments to myself and some damn nice people - I refer to a comment on an old post of mine - http://www.ubersite.com/m/90477
"I look happy. And normal. And low maintenance. And useful. And fun.
Is it because looks = money = power = happiness? Because that's Hollywood? Pah! I'd rather win an award for being smart.. or being funny... or being supportive... or for doing the best slide down a snowy hill perched on a dustbin lid.
or ANYTHING rather than the fact that I get my teeth and anus bleached"
That is all.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-18 03:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies - thank you.
Anansie - yep, he is cute
Danger - he is NOT gay. And you love him really.
ballsonurchin... people can be good looking, clever or have a nice personality.
I hope you are the first two because you're just not the third. I am sure this doesn't bother you yet because you are young. You'll get there.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-17 13:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next Time Beano.
-Dave
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-17 13:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have come to this but I thought it was all a big Jape. Like... I'd arrive and youy'd all be hiding.
Or something.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-17 12:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I go away for the weekend and this happens?
Good Times.
-Dave
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-17 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-17 03:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And quite gay. The Joke looks quite ghey. okay very.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-17 03:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:15:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
O, right, and everyone posting the
"all you people are fat"
or
"your all unattractive"
look any better?
Post your fucking pics and THEN your allowed to lay your 2-ton balls out on the table and dance upon them. (I have no idea what that analogy means, I just like it :P)
Really though folks, if your having a fucking good time and drink enough beer, it won't matter what anyone looks like ;)
Kudos to the pics, looks like a blast.
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I concur. Obviously I have camwhored, and am dead sexy, so I can say this. It also enables me cast my critical eye over... let's sayyyyyyyyy, I dunno, Berty and Redskies.
Berty and Redskies look like street urchins. Big, FAT, useless street urchins. The rest of them look fine, except for The Joke, who looks like a bastard.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 21:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm telling you right now, there is a guy staying at my hotel who is a god damned DOPPLEGANGER to Nath, I shit you not.
He came up to the desk and I did a doubletake. I almost screamed out 'GOBSHITE!'
I'm glad I didn't.
He's not Nath.
Obviously.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-16 16:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93058
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-16 07:32:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-16 06:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a good laugh.
My hands are HUGE!
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Mine are also shovel like in size.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-16 06:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a good laugh.
My hands are HUGE!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-16 04:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you nuts had a good time.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what you look like. At least none of you have haircuts that make me want to kick kittens.
Hell, if I was still in Europe I'd have probably gone to this thing.
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O, right, and everyone posting the
"all you people are fat"
or
"your all unattractive"
look any better?
Post your fucking pics and THEN your allowed to lay your 2-ton balls out on the table and dance upon them. (I have no idea what that analogy means, I just like it :P)
Really though folks, if your having a fucking good time and drink enough beer, it won't matter what anyone looks like ;)
Kudos to the pics, looks like a blast.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
umm uberpeople, especially uberwomenz, are most unattractive.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-09-16 02:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im surprised the barkeep let that group of fat, and or ugly people in his/her establishment.
1st pic. STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU FAT UGLY PIG.
2nd pic. the mongoloid on the right is actually in charge of the relationship.
3rd pic. just keep squeezing until she is dead please.
4th pic. thats nothing to smile about dude. you should be ashamed of yourself.
5th pic. go back in the closet. both of you.
6th pic. for fucks sake shave you fucking ape. well, if i was that ugly i guess i wouldn't shave either.
next 4 pics. next time don't forget the grenade.
11th pic. if thats not the ugliest chick... nope that is the ugliest chick i have ever seen.
12th pic. bro, how much did you have to drink?
13th pic. rule number 1 dude, never fuck a chick who can take a bigger dump than you.
14th pic. that is disgusting. are the those pimples or warts?
15th pic. hey great find bro.
16th pic. two udders, one penis, 4 teeth.
17th pic. 1 sack of potatoes, one gimp, and magic trick gone bad.
18th pic. the fat ugly one can't even get her fat arms around the fatter uglier one.
19th pic. thank god its over.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind me of a less buff version of the crazy soccer hooligan from Eurotrip.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is an Ubercon for god's sake, not a fat camp ... although you wouldn't know from looking ...
Just kidding, you guys are probably all OK.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sharron had a big rant about how she's a feminist because she has a go at men when they open the door for her.
I particularly enjoyed redskies' joke, though...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad that the only people I would fuck in those photos are the men?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you all.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That photo of Nath looks like he's having a John Hurt from Alien moment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shazza. Or Davros.
*ducks*
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, that might have been me but i'm going to say Dave anyway
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you guys had a pleasant time.
Who was the uncontrollable guzzler of the night?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I associate with a group of nerds this big.
3rd raise this year....WOOT WOOT!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
unAmerican=auto+2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Merlina, your man is rather attractive.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Conjunction_Junction (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is every woman in England fat, and every guy a skinny twig?
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really - Good God, that'a an ugly bunch there. The Bloke is only normal looking dude in there.
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Ha. I should probably get some new lingerie Jonny to make me feel better about myself.
Either that or become a gay man - which would you do?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Conjunction_Junction (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is every woman in England fat, and every guy a skinny twig?
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really - Good God, that'a an ugly bunch there. The Bloke is only normal looking dude in there.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOOK YOUR SWEET BLOODY TIME!
That first photo of me is teh ghey :(
It was a bloody good laugh!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo - if the operator phones you up and says that The Sopranos want to talk to you, wisely decline the call.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooner, I charge $7.99/minute.
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i'm calling you collect.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Incidentally - Merlina is helluva cool. She is also just a tiny bit scary. In the nicest possible way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina - what are your suspicions?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:49:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
where is the wheelchair?
where is the drama?
who fucked who?
who was the loser nobody spoke to?
so many unanswered questions...""'
brits are normal.
generally.
except nath of course.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys kick ass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people are much cooler than the Americans, with the exception of, well, me.
I heard that The Lurkers are playing somewhere near London this month.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooner, I charge $7.99/minute.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well O at least calling you and proving my lack of an accent wouldn't cost $10.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:49:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
where is the wheelchair? - He left it at the table for that standing shot. What you don't see is the Bloke behind Berty propping him up with help from Butters
where is the drama? - in the theatre
who fucked who? - I have my suspicions but am saying nothing..
who was the loser nobody spoke to? - me
so many unanswered questions...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where is the wheelchair?
where is the drama?
who fucked who?
who was the loser nobody spoke to?
so many unanswered questions...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i heard that the c02 levels went up in london 'cos redpiesrapecake ate all the leaves from the trees.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop lying, Noonie.
Jake knows the truth.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wretchedly trendy.
I AM NOT FROM NEW JERSEY I ALREADY PROVED THAT FUCKER!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is not a blazer Noonie Jooissseeey. It is a very nice Italian jacket actually. The t shirt however cost me three English pounds. (That's fifteen groats for you Americans).
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jake darling you are wearing a brown blazer with a yellow shirt.
made me a little nauseated.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd like to use berty as a condom
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-15 09:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like BMW drivers....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmbeeeer
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jakey's got some big mallet hands.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone had a pool going on here for how long until someone is killed at an ubercon by a distraught computer nerd, I am wondering if UK Ubercon's should count towards the tally seeing as you guys have less whackos and even less access to firearms?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love tits.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-15 08:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Conjunction_Junction (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is every woman in England fat, and every guy a skinny twig?
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Is this Caul's alter?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
I will say though:
- Jules you look bored as all holy hell.
- Mands, you look like a vampire demon bad thingy in that one photo
- Jake, get a haircut, ya scruffy clown
- Shazza is still mental
- I can't remember what else I was going to say.
Miss you guys.
Submitted by Conjunction_Junction (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is every woman in England fat, and every guy a skinny twig?
All you Frenchies are the same to me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seem to remember The Scrot having... erm.... 'different' coloured hair...
I'm just sayin' is all.
*rubs hands together fiendishly*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally. I was beginning to think you made this all up.
You guys always look like you have the most fun.
What a great photo of Jake and Dave- it's my favorite, even if Jake's trying to cop a feel.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on! Glad you all had fun.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-15 07:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
<offensive comment about the girls deleted by Bart>
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I'm inconsolable. Truly.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
<offensive comment about the girls deleted by Bart>
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How shallow. You'll do well in life.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<offensive comment about the girls deleted by Bart>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 06:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When Butters is groping you. In a moment you're gonna strut down the street saying things like "Hello there black person - how is it , to use the vernacular, hanging?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slouch? What slouch?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty looks proper gangster. He's got the slouch and everything.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:49:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
what a bunch of hobos.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That Shazza is a drunkard mind. She should have had some Ginsters' pasties.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone looks pretty good actually. We needed to bring a barbeque though.
Truth be told I was expecting rain but the weather was wonderful.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-15 05:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look weird. All shiny and odd looking. Kind of like I've wandered in off the set of The Hills have Eyes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture of me and Butters brings back memories of having a very warm ear.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I missed it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
why is redsky grabbing your imaginary tit?
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He felt left out.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for Booze, and
+1 for Brits.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-15 04:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, I think yall are better looking every time.
And I haven't even been drinking.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
what a bunch of hobos.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93082
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camra festival next April guys. You all seemed up for it Saturday but then you would have probably all been up for climbing trees and trying to break into the proms at that stage.
Just a reminder.
Camra festival.
Next April.
You think you've had hangovers before? YOU'RE WRONG!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:08:54 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:06:57 (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys picnic like fags. Real men picnic on top of mountains while fighting ninjas.
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Wrong Steven. Real men ARE ninja.
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If you're fighting ninjaS, chances are that you are one yourself...circular argument.
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Not if you are a dirty filthy pirate like Steven is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:06:57 (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys picnic like fags. Real men picnic on top of mountains while fighting ninjas.
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Wrong Steven. Real men ARE ninja.
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If you're fighting ninjaS, chances are that you are one yourself...circular argument.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys picnic like fags. Real men picnic on top of mountains while fighting ninjas.
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Wrong Steven. Real men ARE ninja.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you grabbing Jake's imaginary dick?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies and gentlemen I give you some of the worst photos ever taken of me by man or beast.
That's the last time I'm ever drinking that hobo rum, that stuff gave me the worst hangover of my entire life. Sharon has sworn of booze for the rest of her days (chortle) and next time Jules whisks us off to a pub it should be her job to ensure that Sharon and I do NOT spend the next hour randomly wandering around London trying to find that bright and shining beacon of hope - an Underground sign. We got so, so very lost.
Good times. Good times.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-15 03:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why is redsky grabbing your imaginary tit?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:58:52 EDT (#)
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You guys picnic like fags. Real men picnic on top of mountains while fighting ninjas.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:58:11 EDT (#)
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i wish i lived in london
to bad i live in stupid Conneticut.
damnit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You brits do the ubercon thing all right and proper like.