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Submitted by News Item Of The Day (View user info) at 2006-09-15 10:43:06 EDT


E. coli outbreak in 8 states tied to fresh spinach
Consumers warned not to eat bagged greens; source of infection unknown

Consumers nationwide should not eat fresh bagged spinach, say health officials probing a multi-state outbreak of E. coli that killed at least one person and made dozens of others sick.

Food and Drug Administration and state officials don't know the cause of the outbreak, although raw, packaged spinach appears likely. "We're advising people not to eat it," said Dr. David Acheson of the FDA's Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition.

"We don't know whether we're at the early stages of it or the tail end of it. It's on-going. Currently we have eight states involved and ... who knows?" Acheson told CBS Radio News.

"Throwing out the spinach is the right thing to do," said CBS News Early Show medical correspondent Dr. Emily Senay.

The death occurred in California, where famous the celebrity Popeye, ate infected spinach. The spinach itself didn't kill him, but he was beaten to death by Bluto after not receiving a much needed energy boost from the toxic spinach.

Popeye was 77.


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Rest in peace, sailor.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:35:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was hyperventilating when I scrolled down before I read the last paragraph.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WAIT ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD?????


WEEEEEPS

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

3rd raise this year....WOOT WOOT!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehe

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He was what he was and that's all that he was :-(

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:55:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet he smoked the shit.

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yea man thats what im sayin

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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I bet he smoked the shit.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I yam what I yam.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:33:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/28960

My tribute to Popeye.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He is survived by his girlfriend, Olive Oyl, a baby named Pea or something, and those four little bastard nephews that constantly made his life hell.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

people with only one fingernail are known to be idiots anyways

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey man bluto was a mean cat.. i'd party with him though, ya know?

Popeye was a druggie anyways.. one time I was bangin olive and outa nowhere he comes in and says 'One for the Green Thumb in '91? Hello, my name is Doctor Green Thumb. Flip it.'

Olive just gave him a scared/confused look while I gave the signal for bluto to kick popeye's ass.



Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A hearty LOL always gets +2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-15 10:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wood


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