Paris Hilton's a Sick Joke on Mankind. (921 hits)
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Submitted by <dephtones> (View user info) at 2006-09-15 11:51:35 EDT
I'm going to make this somewhat short. Someone, anyone, should hit Paris in the face with a steel rod and knock her teeth completely out of her fucking mouth and straight down her throat.
If I have to see or hear about one more stinky, disgustingly stupid, ignorant, pointless season of "The Simple Life", I'm going to tear my sphincter out with a cork screw (It's less painful). Whose brilliant fucking idea was it to air a show where two evil cunts make a mockery of everyday life? This show just proves that stupid rich sluts can do anything they want and get away with it, simply because they are... RICH SLUTS!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF!
No, not because I'm envious, but because I want her to stop breathing immediately. I'm uninterested in seeing this media whore (among being other types of whores) on TV whether it be in a TV show, the news, a music video (surprise!), or some sex tape where she strives to give quite possibly the worst blow job ever. You'd think that as much as this anorexic cum dumpster gets around in the world, she'd be able to do a simple thing like BLOW someone. I guess it calls for too much credit to assume she could get that right. The amusing part of her sex tape is realizing the guy who fucked her grand canyon of a pussy was doing it merely to exploit her.
I will admit that we/men are the whole reason behind Paris being down our fucking throats every time we turn on the TV. But to insult us and assume that all men are even remotely fucking turned on by watching some bean pole, artificial, party slut is severely fucked up. And the sad part is... there ARE men (I hesitate to refer to them as men) who find her "hot". The only thing hot about Paris is the temperature of the fresh carpet burns on her knees from getting jammed in her ass by the Barnum and Bailey Circus clowns. (I don't know if she actually had sex with those clowns...but we can't rule it out at this point.) The types of men I'm referring to can take a flying leap for all I fucking care.
I guess what I'm getting at in this small, pissed off moment of clarity (Besides the ultimate desire for her to die), is this:
What is the point of this person being alive?
If you can find a legitimate reason and answer this question, please email it to:
No...No nevermind, I don't give a flying fuck.
You can't tell me that her reason for living is to entertain me. No, no, no...That won't cut it with me. I can get more entertainment out of watching homeless people take shits than I can from watching a money grubbing twat work at sonic for a day. I think her purpose in life might be to ultimately fail at everything. From sucking dick to fulfilling "Simple Life" goals such as working a job; she will always be the smelliest turd in the toilet bowl. I hope her father has a heart attack caused by the stupidity of his nasty (and she is fucking nasty) daughter.
Congratulations Paris Hilton. You are officially the most worthless person on the face of the planet. I'd give you a trophy, but I'm afraid I'd just end up bashing your skull in with it.
FUCK THIS BITCH!!!
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN BRUTHA! PREACH IT!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
welcome to two years ago.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"She is a continuing reminder of the worthlessness and stupidity
of our culture's worship of celebrities and the rich. "
Submitted by dephtones (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cocaine, do you go around the world sticking up for stupid, slutty Hollywood scum?
Is that why you were put on this earth? haha, man oh man... and all this time I thought you were here just to lick my taint. Oh silly me!
...Feels good when you do that thing with your tongue though.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you turn off MTV and the E! Channel, stop watching Access Hollywood and Extra!, stopped reading US Weekly and Life & Style, and pretty much stopped being feascinated with lives other (or fiscally better) than yours.
Paris Hilton only lives in the realm of Paparazzi and Glamor. If you'd just stop being fag and watch normal shit like ....ummmm...the news or even just watch a Chiefs V. Raiders game, you'd be rid of her.
Go read a book...no Paris Hilton there. Go for a hike...no Paris. You get my point.
She is who she is because idiots like you give her all this attention. Whether the attention is good or bad, it's attention nonetheless. And that means dollars for Paris.
So when you're done masturbating to her while she's giving "bad head," and then immediatly criticize her...why don't you go out and see if you can muster up the courage to get some head, good or not, of your own.
<*SMACK*>
Now go to your room, bitch!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fascinating insight.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3rd raise this year....WOOT WOOT!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your constant attention to her doesn't reflect well on you
You know what I do? When something about her comes on the tele, I pick up the remote and
CHANGE
THE
FUCKING
CHANNEL
Submitted by Nonentity (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.....y'know what tape of her I'd like to see? One where she's tied down and undiluted hydrochloric acid is slowly poured over her. Now THAT would be entertainment!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 14:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I dont get this whole thing either - but y'know, SOMEbody has to be the biggest slut in the entire world, it might as well be her.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well there is one very useful purpose that she serves.
She is a continuing reminder of the worthlessness and stupidity
of our culture's worship of celebrities and the rich.
Besides, I think it's funny in a sick way that people pay so
much attention to her.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know you'd fuck her
so shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who?
But seriously I pay no attention to this person. However, I saw a movie with her in it and her head got pierced by a 10 foot pole - Awesome! Made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by texashartattack (user info) at 2006-09-15 13:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
clown ass sex, HA.
she is such a skank.
Submitted by dephtones (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:26:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have fucked that bitch...and it wasn't bad, assmunch.
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Your dick will fall off and there will be much rejoicing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have fucked that bitch...and it wasn't bad, assmunch.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks like some freaky-ass alien chick in that picture, and I love me freaky-ass alien chicks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-15 12:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cuz i hate her. she reminds of highschool.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the title.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This deserves a -2, but she took it in the ass on video. That's worth +1 by itself.
You hear she's fucking Travis Barker now? That's right. He goes from one white trash ho-bag to another.
Maybe I need more tattoos.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-15 11:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont care about her either way,on tv or not, so.... 0