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E. Coli or Every childs wildest dream! (390 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: -1.37 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (View user info) at 2006-09-15 16:02:04 EDT


Don't eat spinach! Throw it out! All of it! It's contaminated with E. Coli and children (and old people) will DIE if they eat it! Look on the news if you need to know more, I'm just spreading the message.

~Squirrel

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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you get E coli, and I hope you get raped!

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-17 18:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks for the breaking news, kent brockman

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-17 12:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The kind of spinach despised by kids is the cooked kind, not
raw, you putz.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-17 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I make little race cars out of my poo. :-(

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-16 06:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'd rather watch the antiques roadshow for enernity than read another post from you.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-16 05:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's darwinism. Let it be.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is your name by any chance Caitlin?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that is unneeded. if we can all find this website we can all find the news. this was a complete and total waste and I do not like it. this post made squirrels and cute fluffy puppies spontaneously combust. The squirrels and cute fluffy puppies are now running franticly in circles screaming for all they're worth.





















I just pissed on one of the puppies, saving it's life. the rest are on thier own.










I hope you're happy now. it is you who bears the burden of these needless abuses of squirrels and cute fluffy puppies. sick bastard.


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