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What can be better than a good night of drinking + Attached CAMWHORE (710 hits)

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Rating: 0.88 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Leader Of Men<davexvii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-15 16:57:22 EDT


I implore each and every one of you to answer this question: What is better than going out and getting completely smashed and waking up with someone you dont know next to you? Unless of course that "meeting" revisits you every 6 months... stupid herpes...

But I digress. Im here trapped in Baghdad for another couple of months and havent had a whiff of beer or the smallest semblance of sex... unless you count the time I was in the dining facility and I smelled one of the workers from half of a block away, ok more like was nasally raped... and I just cannot wait until Im back in the states to imbibe some serious bevvies...

So Uberusers this brings me to my point... what is your absolute favorite grog, spirit, cocktail, toddy, booze of choice? I love frozen Rita's with copius shots of Amaretto. Im practically salivating thinking about it.

Here is to booze, and im the one on the right.

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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

did he give you herpes?

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-16 13:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My favorite drink is moonshined lime whiskey from Cyprus.

Better then getting completely smashed and contracting a STD, even better then getting smashed and NOT contracting a STD is in my humble opinion a night of kinky sex & drugs with somebody you love.

A suggestion for this would be:
- first some marihuana
- then some GHB/GBL
- later a glass of wine or two + more marihuana
- lots of sex all the time
- it is possible but not necessary to add a dash of cocaine or amphetamine to the mix

The best thing about this is that you will remember everything the next day, well if you start drinking hard in the end then not everything, but enough to make you smile for a week or more.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2





favorite: Shots of Jaggermeister


2nd Favorite: almost any kind of martini... except that piss and bacon one. ick.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

All you need is Trick Babies playing in background (Cadillac Bra) and a few airborne midgets, with bi-sexual nymphos texting messaging you to get back to the hotel and you could really say "It don't get much better than this."

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Beer(Kokanee) and Jagr Bombs, though Gladaitors are good also.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that the one you woke up next to? Pretty.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-15 21:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously look into getting a homebrew kit and ingredients. It's all Iraq-legal until it ferments.

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

vodka and anything

Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

did you two have nice buttsecks afterwards?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like you're wearing pink lipstick.

Are you sure those aren't Kalibur?

+1 filename.


Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 18:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

White Russian.





The dude abides.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmmmmm........ beeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr

Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its ridiculous trying to chug one of those aquariums... its like trying to fist a goat... I mean I wouldnt know.

Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 17:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO +2 for giant beers

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 16:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like Ronaldo. The Real Madrid striker.


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