here's my problem (517 hits)
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Submitted by boatplank (View user info) at 2006-09-15 18:59:35 EDT
Always, always, always, there will be a girl and her boyfriend and she will project all her longing and angst from her relationship onto me, because I listen when she talks or something. And then things will get weird.
THey get weird because I don't want to have it appear that somethings happening, and I start feeling guilty because she's giving me the signs and breastfeeding in front of me and complimenting the crunchiness of the lettuce in my plate while doing it and I start to stutter and there's an awkward moment and I get the look from her boyfriend. THat suspicious somethings going on look and then its all fucked. And I didn't even get anything. Just a fucked up situation.
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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-18 19:08:41 EDT (#)
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We like you too. From the very first time we saw one of your very first posts.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-18 02:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like boatplank, samo too
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-16 20:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Problem should be pluralized, Spanky.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-16 18:31:14 EDT (#)
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Genko, She was giving me "signs" as I said there when I wrote it there if you look if you read and open your fucking eyes and read you will read "signs."
What was I talking about there possibly? Extend your brain function dude.
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Shlongy
Your psychological impact on me is zero. You probably know that right? You have a choice, continue to review me negatively, but make it entertaining. Try. Or just ignore my posts. How about that?
Other morons
Hello morons. I realise you do not like being called a moron. But hello anyway.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-16 16:46:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-16 11:56:00 EDT (#)
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Case in point: Watching a woman breastfeed is apparently sexually arousing for you.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-16 11:55:18 EDT (#)
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You've got bigger problems, champ.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-16 10:41:56 EDT (#)
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This will all go away when your mom actually decides to settle down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-16 10:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have more than one problem, asshole.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:24:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know exactly how you feel, and I have been trying to explain it but just haven't been able to.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:53:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:31:56 (#)
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What the deuce?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hit it, you know you wanna
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:38:45 EDT (#)
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Exactly:
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:31:56 EDT (#)
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What the deuce?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:04:11 EDT (#)
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There should be more of a lot of things here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-15 19:01:35 EDT (#)
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hmm.
Shouldn't there be more to this post? Like, some more words?