The Rise And Fall Of D-Prime (499 hits)
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Submitted by Kramer (View user info) at 2006-09-15 22:25:31 EDT
D-Prime, what can I say about this guy that hasn't already been said, probably a lot, D-Prime is the kinda guy that doesn't take, he gives. So behold, the life story of Derick.
"Derick. Derick was the guy that you would see at the gym every morning, he was always the first one there and the last to leave. During training he would always put in the hard yards and it would show through the style in which he played his pwnball."
Derick played pwnball like a fiend, he scored mulitple "pwnage" many times. Derick once scored Tredecillion points by killing a girl with a superball while taking her virginity, the highest score ever known to man in the history of the game of pwnball.
But all pwnball aside, Derick was well loved through out the community, he frequently volunteered his time to helping the local orphanage, he helped by baking cakes for the bake sale, renovating and painting the facilities and by adopting many of the less fortunate orphans.
Derick was also renound for his tireless efforts of trying to save the great specaled beetle, once thought to be extinct but has been brought back from the brink deu to Derick's funding, he has donated millions of dollars to the research and tagging of these beautiful creatures for scientific reasons.
D-Prime's death is surrounded by many myths, some say he was stabbed in the chest by a stingray while deep sea diving of Cairns, Australia, some say he was tragically killed in a car crash, others say he isn't dead, he's sleeping in a cave in the Kalahari desert, waiting, buying his time, getting ready to unleash another wave of generosity on the world.
D-Prime, the legend, D-Prime the man, D-Prime, the peoples' person.
D-Prime is the kind of guy that you could set your watch to.
D-Prime, keep him away from your daughter.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's that?
Round One Begins: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93282
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-18 14:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is like if Boshman and D-Prime had a baby together, then aborted the fetus.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I have to say is... Bob Dole. Bob Dole... Bob Dole.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-17 05:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. Thats a lot of free-floating hostility below. There's only one adult, responsable and respectable thing to do in a situation like this....
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-16 16:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had sex with everyone who was my fan, at least one would have given me AIDS by now, there's so many.
Awesome post, but you did expect this backlash, didn't you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-16 12:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when did you two homos first engage in anal gay sex?
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-16 12:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-16 12:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when teenagers are involved, this is what happens
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-16 10:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
D_prime is a waste of bandwidth.
And air.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-16 04:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
D prime is a faggot cunt and d prime madness is an all guy sausage gangbang for faggots with heaps of reach arounds FUCK OFF GAY CUNTS
why dont you ask stok - STOK IS THE ONE
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-16 03:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-09-16 02:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-16 00:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GET HIM STOKS
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-16 00:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:45:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
d prime sucks STOK RULES
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This is one of the gayest, most lame things I have ever seen written anywhere.
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fuck off faggot who the fuck are you? some internet nobody? "ooh its d prime madness lets all us boys take our clothes off and lay around with each other" ya fucken faggot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 23:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
friend below
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag Below
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
d prime sucks STOK RULES
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This is one of the gayest, most lame things I have ever seen written anywhere.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PLUS ONe BECAUSE MALTESE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU MALTESE RULES
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derick played pwnball like a fiend, he scored mulitple "pwnage" many times. Derick once scored Tredecillion points by killing a girl with a superball while taking her virginity, the highest score ever known to man in the history of the game of pwnball.
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+2 because I came up with that line.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
\/ to-al n00b!!111!1one!11
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
d prime sucks STOK RULES
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.6 is the most badass rating, so that's why I'm giving it to you on purpose.
B@W
BAWWWW
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
b@w
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to meet this "D-Prime" character. This post was ridiculous, but I loved it.
You'd be amazed at the wi-fi I get here in this cave.
are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh?
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D-prime had a "rise"?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-15 22:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dprime madness wooo