Maltese, there's something you should know (NSFW) (924 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.81 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-09-16 08:09:05 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93018 - Maltese kills people WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!! (NSFW)
Yes. If by 'people' you mean 'penises'.
Anywho, read this story and be shocked at the retardation it irridiates from its diarrhea-drenched core.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92984
NecroBlanca1 (if that IS your real name), here is my rebuttal.
tee hee rebuttal rhymes with butthole tee hee
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guess what? my parents didn't name me necroblanca1. what a shock! so its not my "real name" no.
guess what else? I was screwing your *cough* wife way before you bullied her into a scam marriage. another shock!
and stop telling people you're 16. you may have dropped out at that age but your near 20 now. so is she.
which is why I don't feel at all bad about prooving to you what I'm saying.
like this pictures? they where from right before you took off.
she didn't let me take shots of us fucking.
have fun with your divorce!
User Reviews
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-18 20:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-18 20:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have a loose floorboard on my porch. It needs replacement. If I rip it out, get myself a few nails, and that chick in the picture, I could fix it easily.
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen man, thnx fo the porno, but seriously...these chink chicks of yours have no breasts.
O...and...um...yha...this is also a stupaid fight...blah blah blah, end it now, blah blah blah, somthing about calling you fat and or stupaid, blah blah.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:53:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
This whole group of morons needs to jump off a cliff.
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We'll never hit the bottom with your fat ass down there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This whole group of morons needs to jump off a cliff.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOOOOOORINNNNNNNNNNNGGG
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-16 19:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-16 09:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a greater chance of Oprah saying "Some fucking nigger stole my purse!" than of me giving this a positive review.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-16 09:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you kids don't shut the fuck up, I'm turning this car around and taking you RIGHT back to the pedophile's shack!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-16 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt Maltese's Wife looks that good.
And that's not really saying much because that girl looks like shit
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-16 09:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isnt a serious writers forum
but still, come on for fucks sake
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-16 09:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-16 08:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is a serious writers forum SO FUCK OFF
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-16 08:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-16 08:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please die.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-16 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd do her.