The First Inaugural "Stok-Madness" - Cop it you cunts (1091 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2006-09-16 22:44:19 EDT
There is only one aim of Stok-Madness - and that rule is as follows.
"DO NOT BE A SHIT CUNT, OR A FAT CUNT, OR A DUMB FAGGOT CUNT, OR AN OVERRATED CUNT"
rules out oatmeal, weighgreening, oatmeal, method + d prime unless they all shape up
the winner will probably be artmalone03 (a prince among men but i never fucked him i swear) or maybe maltese (what i would give to fuck him) but probably LSD4thousand who is so cool he shits out extacy tablets the good ones too not the shitty smacky ones. darkness is also a pretty cool chick not a dude though
Every entry must be titles: STOK MADNESS PRESENTS
winner will be drawn in around 12 years so HURRY UP FAGGOTS
winner gets his post made into a film to be shown at my movie house (see below)
HURRY UP FAGGOTS
User Reviews
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:34:33 EDT (#)
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i mean the ones offered for the winner.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:32:33 EDT (#)
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sooooooooooooooooooo where are the bitches?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:15:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:01:01 (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-19 20:59:11 (#)
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I SAID
AHA? Hha Ha HaHAHA HA HA HA HA HA H AH HA HA
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Bunch ROOLZ
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Nah,
Nah,
ST0K Roolz'z
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:01:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-19 20:59:11 (#)
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I SAID
AHA? Hha Ha HaHAHA HA HA HA HA HA H AH HA HA
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Bunch ROOLZ
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-19 20:59:11 EDT (#)
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I SAID
AHA? Hha Ha HaHAHA HA HA HA HA HA H AH HA HA
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-18 23:50:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-18 06:56:47 (#)
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Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2006-09-18 06:12:21 (#)
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what is stok?
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STOK IS THE NEW BLACK!!!!!!!!!!
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ahahaha ahahahhha ahhhahaahh ahahhahahahhah
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-18 09:08:30 EDT (#)
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pencil neck below
seen that fucken neck? lucky your head is so thin otherwise that twig neck would snap
thin fucken neck on ya
state of ya
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-18 08:52:24 EDT (#)
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LOLZ!
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-18 06:56:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2006-09-18 06:12:21 (#)
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what is stok?
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STOK IS THE NEW BLACK!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2006-09-18 06:12:21 EDT (#)
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what is stok?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-18 00:00:38 EDT (#)
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st0k rules
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 23:41:36 EDT (#)
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stoks is der besters
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 21:23:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:36:20 (#)
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LUKS LIEK WE'S GOIN 2 DA CHAMPEENSHIPS, OL MGEE!
ol mgee say : "looks liek we's goin 2 da champeenshisps, lsd!"
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wins one for da gipper!
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 21:07:14 EDT (#)
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STOKS RULE
Submitted by Refresh (user info) at 2006-09-17 20:05:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=115853787274721179
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 19:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArsonSam (user info) at 2006-09-17 18:35:53 (#)
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I want to burn you.
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hey cool your name is arson sam and you talk about burning people what a fresh idea fuck off ya faggot ITS STOK FUCKEN MAAAAAAAAAAADNESSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by ArsonSam (user info) at 2006-09-17 18:35:53 EDT (#)
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I want to burn you.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 18:09:38 EDT (#)
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STOK RULES
Submitted by ChicoV (user info) at 2006-09-17 17:07:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-17 17:07:15 EDT (#)
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stok rules
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-17 16:12:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93155
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-17 16:09:29 EDT (#)
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Your a whore ^.^
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-17 13:33:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-17 12:30:18 EDT (#)
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What a pile of shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-17 11:30:05 EDT (#)
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Your homosuck brings all the boys to the yard.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:36:20 EDT (#)
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LUKS LIEK WE'S GOIN 2 DA CHAMPEENSHIPS, OL MGEE!
ol mgee say : "looks liek we's goin 2 da champeenshisps, lsd!"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:19:19 EDT (#)
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Ya know, this is like WTH, but with multiple personalities.
One was bad enough...
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:42:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah I have used cunt'ead before in fits of rage when art malone doesn't bring out drinks in a timely manner.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:18:52 EDT (#)
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cunthead has not been used that much historically, but it is catching on now, fortunately.
cuntheaded moron is a good expression
i don't see any future for cuntcar
cuntroof is not bad though
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:18:27 EDT (#)
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Gotta make it mikey
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:17:32 EDT (#)
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yeah yeah make it hot stok
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:14:03 EDT (#)
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i gotta go to bed keep it hot bunch most ehated fo sho
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:08:55 EDT (#)
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shlongy is a fuckstick if hes so rich how come hes bald?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:05:17 EDT (#)
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Yep
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 09:03:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:24:13 (#)
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I KNOW WOT U WAS THINKN CUNT
AND IT WAS SOMFIN LIKE
JUS A FEW MORE SHUFFLES AN IM AT THE EXITS
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this was the funniset thing an alter of mine has ever writtens
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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I mean,
I could understand if it was offensive to call someone a desk in the first place and then adding cunt would make it more offensive but its like calling someone a cuntcar or a cuntroof.
WTF
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:53:21 EDT (#)
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i wouldn't actually FUCK a turtle, in normal circumstances - i agree, that would be wrong.
i'm not sure what cuntdesk means either. i will try calling people cuntdesk and see what sort of reaction i get.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:51:02 EDT (#)
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*i think shlongy likes you*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:49:30 EDT (#)
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No one sucks more dick than you do.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:47:08 EDT (#)
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Nah man
YOU SHOULD NEVER FUCK TURTLES
Its just fucking wrong.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:45:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I never really understood it myself but it seems to get up jaypigs nose.
I mean, what the fuck IS a cuntdesk anyway?
What kind of person uses that word I think its only perkman and jaypig thinks I am him interestingly.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:45:24 EDT (#)
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in fact, i might head out RIGHT NOW and see if i can find a real live turtle somewhere
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:44:51 EDT (#)
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it was only a picture of a turtle
and even if it was a real turtle, i doubt the turtle would have minded
might even have liked it, in some special turtle way beyond our understanding
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:43:24 EDT (#)
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oh, pardon me
only a CUNT would hate a turtle
i've just done some research, and discovered this whole 'cuntdesk' business has been discussed at length. whatever the case, it's an interesting term.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:43:06 EDT (#)
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I mean what you did to the turtle is fucked up, though.
Seriously.
Shame on you.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:39:14 EDT (#)
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No,
You got me all wrong shandy
I just meant in general, what kind of person hates a turtle.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:35:13 EDT (#)
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hates?
hates?????
wasn't it obvious that i LOVED the turtle??
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:31:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:30:42 (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:05:55 (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:54:43 (#)
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Nah Man,
He's alright. You better cop it.
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fuck shut up bunch you see his post about steve irwin? fuck him in his arse
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it wasn't about steve irwin, cuntox.
it was about a turtle.
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What kind of person hates a turtle?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:30:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:05:55 (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:54:43 (#)
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Nah Man,
He's alright. You better cop it.
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fuck shut up bunch you see his post about steve irwin? fuck him in his arse
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it wasn't about steve irwin, cuntox.
it was about a turtle.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 08:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:57:41 (#)
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+2 REDEEM
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:57:41 EDT (#)
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+2 REDEEM
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:56:51 EDT (#)
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OH NOES meant to plus two! one oen one
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:55:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:24:13 (#)
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I KNOW WOT U WAS THINKN CUNT
AND IT WAS SOMFIN LIKE
JUS A FEW MORE SHUFFLES AN IM AT THE EXITS
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oh noes the exits
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:44:24 EDT (#)
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Original Stok Madness Entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81126
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:32:37 EDT (#)
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Nah, Bunch would have done it accidentally.
Just started shuffling politely and then before he knew it he was out of the spotlight.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:29:59 EDT (#)
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By the way:
Melandri won the 500cc MotoGP
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:24:13 EDT (#)
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I KNOW WOT U WAS THINKN CUNT
AND IT WAS SOMFIN LIKE
JUS A FEW MORE SHUFFLES AN IM AT THE EXITS
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:18:01 EDT (#)
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STOP SHUFFLE BACK TOWARDS THE EXITS!
THE PEOPLE CAME TO HEAR BAUNCH TALK
TALK THE TRUTH.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:16:35 EDT (#)
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Who knows what he was thinking on that fateful day.
I guess we'll never know.
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:16:09 EDT (#)
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PEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE
PEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE
PEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE
PEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE CRYSTALS
EXITS
BUNCH
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:15:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:12:42 (#)
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Who won the 500cc moto gp?
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google it cunt who cares anyway?
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:12:54 EDT (#)
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he was full overs the exited ups
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:12:42 EDT (#)
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Who won the 500cc moto gp?
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:10:31 EDT (#)
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BUNCH 4 FUCKS SAKE YOUS ALL THE WAYS OVER NEARS THE EXITS
DUMB CUNT!
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:10:17 EDT (#)
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ATTENTION UBER USERS: I just rang darkness (i call her "bunch") and her voice was all funny cos she was holding in a lungfull of weeds smokes FUCKEN DRUG ADDICT CUNT AND ARTMALONE ORDERED 2 PIZZAS LAST NITE NEVER PICKED EM UP THEY ARE A PAIR OF CUNTS AND STOK, YES STOK, IS A CLEAN LIVING MOTHERFUCKER BESTOW YOUR FRIENDSHIP ON STOK
S T O K R U L E S
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:05:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:54:43 (#)
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Nah Man,
He's alright. You better cop it.
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fuck shut up bunch you see his post about steve irwin? fuck him in his arse
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:05:42 EDT (#)
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goferhires stok madness entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93155
probly the best so far.
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 07:00:27 EDT (#)
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shandythecunt
thorpesaladeatnfuck
mightycunt
greencunt
IHATE YOUS ALL
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stock Madness Entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93159
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:54:43 EDT (#)
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Nah Man,
He's alright. You better cop it.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:51:43 EDT (#)
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yeah hes a fuck but
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:40:48 EDT (#)
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I think he's an Aussie
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:19:52 (#)
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'cuntdesk', that's new
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fuck off shandythewog ya cunt ya
state of ya
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:34:54 EDT (#)
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and...
PUMP
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:19:52 EDT (#)
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'cuntdesk', that's new
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-17 06:16:26 EDT (#)
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STOK MADNESS RULES
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-17 05:16:52 EDT (#)
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PROLLY I FUCKING WIN THIS THING 4 SURES
GREENS YOUS A CUNTDESK
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:32:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2006-09-17 01:32:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93154
im first!
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:58:00 EDT (#)
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shut the fuck up....CUNT
Submitted by Refresh (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-17 00:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate stupid people.
(that means you!)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:53:02 EDT (#)
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I love you, Stok! Have my babies!
And watch em dang pinecons, k?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, you need to pull the trigger AFTER you put the gun in your mouth.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:49:13 EDT (#)
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STOK MADNESS PRESENTS: Car-crash.
*renhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
/*EEEEEEEEOOOOOEEEEE-*/
*KER-KRASSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHS!*
*door*
*thump*
...
*WEE-OOO-WEEE-OOO-WEEE-OOO*
"People stay back... stay back..."
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:47:44 EDT (#)
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ST0K MADNESS PRESENTS..
-1
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I join? I've always wanted to have a film I made shown in some guy's den.