Halloween costume gone wrong (805 hits)
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-09-18 17:31:23 EDT
Why the fuck someone would move from wonderful beautiful sunny Los Angeles to foggy cold dark Seattle I will never understand, but that is what Alan did. Something to do with college and a girl I guess.
Anyway, Alan's best friend and computer wizard Martin still lives in Los Angeles so when Alan's computer decided to quit working, he flew Martin up to Seattle to help out. Alan's wife Wendy was born on Halloween and the week the computer died happened to be the week of October 31st. Because this chick's birthday is on Halloween, she and Alan always have a big costume party at their house.
[Stupid side note: They make actual birthday cards for people born on Halloween and they call them "Boo Babies."]
One cool thing about Seattle is that the local community college theater department sells off their old costumes every year and Alan bought a three musketeers outfit for Martin to wear since he would be in town for the party. Wendy was preggers that year so instead of her usual slinky costume (in recent previous years she dressed as I Dream of Genie, Princess Leia on Jabba's barge, and a Fem-Bot from Austin Powers), she bought a blue nightgown and a teddy bear and was going to be dressed as Wendy from Peter Pan. Since Alan had recently been working hard trying to prepare for a new baby in the house he decided to make it easy this year by wearing all black and just cutting some holes in a black scarf, tie that around his face, and go as The Dread Pirate Roberts (from the Princess Bride).
Martin worked all day on the computer and about an hour before the party he had parts all over the place and was using a second computer to look up drivers and other technical stuff on the internet in order to fix the problem. He was not all that interested in the costume party but had agreed to participate and wear the Musketeer outfit just to be a good friend.
Meanwhile, Alan and Wendy were getting the house decorated and putting their ensembles together. Martin sort of overheard Alan ask Wendy how he should cut the eye-holes in the Pirate scarf/mask and she suggested something like using a white crayon to draw the circles first and then using scissors to cut out the eye-holes. Alan went to work on his "mask" in the computer room while Martin tried to finish up what he was doing. There was a mirror behind Martin and Alan was using it to check out his creation.
With his back to Martin, Alan faced the mirror and held the scarf up to his face. He adjusted it so that he could see out of the eye-holes he had cut as he held the two ends of the scarf around the back of his head. Immediately he could see that it looked a bit crooked but mused it may not be that bad. Alan turned to face Martin while continuing to hold the scarf in the back and with a dejected tone asked, "How does it look?"
Martin turned and looked up from the tangle of wires and computer parts that he was occupied with to face the most ridiculous looking thing he had seen in a long time. He let out a snicker although he was trying to hold back his laughter. "It's not that bad is it?" asked Alan.
With that, the pressure to hold back his amusement overwhelmed poor Martin and he blurted out, "You look like a retarded Zorro." Bwahahahahaha! Wendy heard the commotion and peeked into the computer room to see what it was all about. Upon witnessing the retarded Zorro she joined in the hilarity and soon she and Martin were laughing so hard that tears were streaming down their cheeks.
Dejected and miserable, Alan knew he had screwed up his costume so he tied the scarf around his head Johnny Depp Pirate style and just said, "Arrrgh" all night long and drank a ton of beer. That was at Halloween last year and Martin and Wendy still haven't stopped the hazing. With this years' festivities fast approaching, I am sure that Alan has taken a little more care in preparing his costume.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-19 12:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
better than your usual crap.
by far.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-19 12:38:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-19 11:56:15 (#)
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I love that guy. he's a freakin genious.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-19 11:56:15 EDT (#)
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I love that guy. he's a freakin genious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-19 06:15:14 EDT (#)
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I'd just wear a dirty white smoke, throw my hair over my face and go as Sadako.
But Berty does not do drag.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-19 06:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh? Why is this rated more than -2?
Is it me or was this a totally boring, pointless, shit story?
I don't give a fuck if some guy you know once tried to dress up like someone but ended up looking like a retard.
What the fuck? You just wanted to post and had fuck all of any interest to write. Fucking hell man you are one sad sack of shit.
You could of at the very least raped his pregnant wife while she was dressed as Wendy. Maybe skullfucked her teddy bear while she sat in the corner holding her bleeding crotch crying. No?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-18 23:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fixed my laptop.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-18 22:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you a geriatric buttseckser?
are last one has gone missing and we're looking for new applicants.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-18 22:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a good story, and for some reason it made me feel a little better about life.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-18 21:02:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-18 20:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-18 19:49:17 EDT (#)
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Johnny Depp tied me up and made me walk the plank.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-18 19:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I +2 anything that has to do with the "Princess Bride".
Always.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-18 18:08:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:46:30 (#)
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Fuck...I thought it was going to be a picture of you in that little French Maid Whore outfit you bought at "Party Land".
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That's for your eyes only Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:46:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck...I thought it was going to be a picture of you in that little French Maid Whore outfit you bought at "Party Land".
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:46:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wendy from Peter Pan was pregnant?!? The shit they get away with in children's stories!
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Hehe, made me laugh. Yeah I guess I didn't explain it well. She wore the baggy nightgown to hide the bulging belly. But a pregnant Wendy is pretty fucktacular.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wendy from Peter Pan was pregnant?!? The shit they get away with in children's stories!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-18 17:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as you wish