UberMadness IV - Match-ups and Title Date! (5691 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.07 on 477 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2006-09-19 01:19:50 EDT
Here we go folks.
The judges have spoken, the seedings are done and the first round matches have been chosen!
Note: This is a double elimination tournament and you will not face the same opponent twice. As such, the graphic for match-ups and standings will look different as the contest progresses. Although seedings were used to determine first round matchups, they are not graphically represented.
I've sent your match-ups and titles to Bart and I have asked him to enable the first round to begin 12 Noon EST, this Wednesday (the 20th), at which time you will see your titles.
Retrieving your titles will work the same as all past tourneys. If you are unfamiliar with earlier tournaments, I suggest you check out the original rules post for UM IV here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92349
If you want to know what I like in a woman, go here:
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
REMEMBER! Keep your titles to yourselves. Letting slip which title you were given - after you get it on wednesday - is grounds for disqualification. The coolest thing about this tournament (aside from the donkey lovin.) is anonymous voting!
You will have until Noon bart bart time, Tuesday the 25th to submit your entry. Voting ends Noon Friday the 29th of September.
Round results will be tabulated and reviewed, and the updated bracket will be released, along with the titles for round two on Monday, October 2.
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you missed it on my entry and Snark's latest, see http://www.ubersite.com/m/93383#2163850
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I assume we are allowed to reveal which post is ours after voting ends at noon today?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and the internet anonymity thing? It's never bad to be nice, even when you don't feel like it.
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This is true, BUT... Why go through all the trouble to join a contest and then submit shit? I realize some people did their best and may be losing (and at least they tried considering some of the titles we all got), but some others submitted utter garbage, and that is worse when it comes from someone who has talent but just decided to fuck off. If you aren't going to try, give up your spot to someone who will.
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Jack, I say this to my dad all the time:
Don't expect people to think like you do. Just because you look at a title and give it your best shot, doesn't mean others will. I rated all the entries and there were some I liked veryu much and some I thought were not so good. My vote told the story as to how I felt. You can't have every story or entry be a gem.
On another note, I thought my entry was good. Some people didn't like it so well, you included. But at least you gave me constructive crit. I could see your point even though I disagreed with it.
Snark, if I get Shemp for my title, I'm gona hunt you down and...well.....read some of my posts for gods sake.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and the internet anonymity thing? It's never bad to be nice, even when you don't feel like it.
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This is true, BUT... Why go through all the trouble to join a contest and then submit shit? I realize some people did their best and may be losing (and at least they tried considering some of the titles we all got), but some others submitted utter garbage, and that is worse when it comes from someone who has talent but just decided to fuck off. If you aren't going to try, give up your spot to someone who will.
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I submitted utter garbage. I thought I put in the appropriate amount of effort that the title called for. As for your "give up your spot thing", NOBODY ELSE WANTED IT. There is no "let someone who deserves it in", simply making the better people write one more post, oh the horror!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shemp.... I LIKE IT!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and the internet anonymity thing? It's never bad to be nice, even when you don't feel like it.
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This is true, BUT... Why go through all the trouble to join a contest and then submit shit? I realize some people did their best and may be losing (and at least they tried considering some of the titles we all got), but some others submitted utter garbage, and that is worse when it comes from someone who has talent but just decided to fuck off. If you aren't going to try, give up your spot to someone who will.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting dialogue here.
I liked my title and did the best I could with it. I got back from vacation and just noticed on Monday that I was in (thanks for that). I wrote my submission in about 2 hours on Monday night and then took another two hours to edit it over the course of the evening.
I like the way it turned out and I liked the title.
Yes, some of the titles are teh suck, but you get what you get and what you do with it defines what kind of creativity you have I guess.
The one thing is that.....everybody looks forward to getting that title. When you hit submit, you are hoping for something that you can work with, something that appeals to your sensibilities so to speak. When you don't get that, it's disappointing and frustrating. It's like turning on the Three Stooges and getting a Shemp.
That being said, I'll probably end up with the word Shemp for my next title.
Oh, and the internet anonymity thing? It's never bad to be nice, even when you don't feel like it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cleverly eliminated the U to conceal his identity*
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I may or may not have eliminated a u from a certain word in my submission to further conceal my identity, for reasons not entirely known by me.
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F !
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:21:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just watch for the 'u' in a word that doesn't normally have a 'u' and you've GOT ME.
HAHAHAHA
COLOUR.
HARBOUR.
ANTILOUPER.
Mwa ha ahhahahahahahahahahah
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I may or may not have eliminated a u from a certain word in my submission to further conceal my identity, for reasons not entirely known by me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS - Stagger, I agree that most of the titles blew. Some people got perfect titles and didn't really deliver the goods. Some people got piss-poor titles and gave incredible efforts.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:37:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
And I find Jack's comments regarding anonymity hilarious, considering what he said about my UM submission.
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Huh?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, write in English.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just watch for the 'u' in a word that doesn't normally have a 'u' and you've GOT ME.
HAHAHAHA
COLOUR.
HARBOUR.
ANTILOUPER.
Mwa ha ahhahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, how far into the comp are you going to keep announcing who is in each matchup? Isn't it going to get really easy to pick? I mean, if I'm still in it (your god forbid) and there's only Yanks left, you're going to be able to tell which one is me. Because I write in English and they write in American.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:24:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
In the Uberworld, honesty usually bends over to popularity.
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True. But the quality of submissions (including mine) has been well below the standard that you would normally expect from the people involved. I don't know why. Maybe the titles? Maybe not. Enough bitching has been done about those.
It's true that once a user has earned a certain level of "respect" or whatever from me, that I'm far less likely to give them a negative rating. I tend to just leave it at an 0 and mildly chide them (as if anyone cares what I think).
And I find Jack's comments regarding anonymity hilarious, considering what he said about my UM submission.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As I mentioned to Shlongy and JMG, I'm going through my collection of German Hardcore right now to find titles for round 2.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-26 20:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky, it is true, my title was horrible, but I still love you :D
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:28:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go and leave comments when I can reread tonight at work. My comments make sense there. When I'm at home I'm a screwball.
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You crazy kid. Keep acting like a knucklehead and I'll give you the business.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go and leave comments when I can reread tonight at work. My comments make sense there. When I'm at home I'm a screwball.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do we get new titles on Tuesday, then?
That's what I'm gathering.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm.. the email didn't work <clueless>
Ok, I'll take it that it was good. Cheesy, but good.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:00:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Also mr. mccallum, sir.... you left a comment on my UM post that I'm not sure how to take, good or bad? - I'll ask you about it next week.
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Oh, if it was bad I would have made that quite clear. I'm a pompous asshole, remember?
If in doubt just email me at icouldnotkeepasecretifyouheldaguntomyfuckinhead.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:24:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
In the Uberworld, honesty usually bends over to popularity.
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Quote of the day right there, folks.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:45:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Be flattered that I didn't refer to you as a pigfucker. That usually means I'd let you impregnate me in an apocalypse scenario.
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I'm gonna step away from my desk for 5 minutes. Somebody want to grab the phone if it rings?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh -
First - Clinton's meltdown was on The Daily Show last night.
Second - Jack, have you read "A State of Emergency" I think you'd like it.
Also mr. mccallum, sir.... you left a comment on my UM post that I'm not sure how to take, good or bad? - I'll ask you about it next week.
And yeah, I agree - it's funny how harsh people are when the anonymity is there.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:46:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that might be the response. Basically, it boils down to: people are cunts and you can't trust 'em.
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This is true. It's amazing how much more harshly one's post gets treated under the veil of anonymity.
Case in point: I only had one day to work on my entry because of being out of town all last week. Does my entry suck because of the time constraint I had? Yeah, pretty much. I had bad writer's block for a good half day. Do I think that I would possibly get a better rating - especially from my "special Uber-friends clique" - if my name was on the entry? You bet your Aunt Matilda's ass I would. But, things being as they are, I think a LOT of you will be surprised when the veil is lifted, and who knows, may even regret choices of words deposited on the posts of your peers.
Or perhaps not. After all, it IS just a writing competition, right? Not like we're gambling high stakes.
Nonethles, UberMadness is the zenith of the Law of Uber - a well-known name can post crap and will still pull in a positive rating, whereas an unknown writer will get fistfucked six ways from Sundays for the same crap.
But in the end, we ALL know that the magnitude of suckiness in the titles for this round is at least partially responsible for the shitstorm.
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Truth.
The opposite applies to me. With uberanonimity I am safe, but when I post fiction as Jack McCallum I get assfucked nine ways from Sunday.
Remember, Cap'n, playing all nicey-nice is a pussy way to go. If a story is good, it should be praised, and if something really stinks, the writer shouldn't have entered a fucking writing contest. Let's face it, in the last few days we've seen some real shitstains on the walls
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Tru-dat. I've always been an advocate of honest constructive criticism...but as you and I and most everyone on here knows, in the regular Uberworld, honesty usually bends over to popularity. C'est la vie.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Crap!
I meant to ask are you going to list who wrote what immediately after or only after the comp is over?
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Voting ends Friday and JMG will post the round wrap up on Monday, at which time who wrote what, and who won what match will be shown.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crap!
I meant to ask are you going to list who wrote what immediately after or only after the comp is over?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first six or so of these that I read fucking sucked. It has gotten better.
You know who you are.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be flattered that I didn't refer to you as a pigfucker. That usually means I'd let you impregnate me in an apocalypse scenario.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The UberDictionary defines a "McCallum" as: a "holy shit, no way this could lose to anything except the word of God Himself" sort of story.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remembered last years title debacle well enough to understand that the Title thing was gonna be nasty, hence my decision to take the responsibility and inevitable heat for it.
I'm good with the hate. It's keeping me warm.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Having said that, I've read 3 or 4 GREAT tales so far (at least 2 of which were written around horrible titles*), and have told the authors exactly that. And THAT is the beauty and the wonder of Ubermadness.
*Oh, and Snark...
'Crucifixion? Out the door, line on the left, one cross each.'
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:46:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that might be the response. Basically, it boils down to: people are cunts and you can't trust 'em.
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This is true. It's amazing how much more harshly one's post gets treated under the veil of anonymity.
Case in point: I only had one day to work on my entry because of being out of town all last week. Does my entry suck because of the time constraint I had? Yeah, pretty much. I had bad writer's block for a good half day. Do I think that I would possibly get a better rating - especially from my "special Uber-friends clique" - if my name was on the entry? You bet your Aunt Matilda's ass I would. But, things being as they are, I think a LOT of you will be surprised when the veil is lifted, and who knows, may even regret choices of words deposited on the posts of your peers.
Or perhaps not. After all, it IS just a writing competition, right? Not like we're gambling high stakes.
Nonethles, UberMadness is the zenith of the Law of Uber - a well-known name can post crap and will still pull in a positive rating, whereas an unknown writer will get fistfucked six ways from Sundays for the same crap.
But in the end, we ALL know that the magnitude of suckiness in the titles for this round is at least partially responsible for the shitstorm.
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Truth.
The opposite applies to me. With uberanonimity I am safe, but when I post fiction as Jack McCallum I get assfucked nine ways from Sunday.
Remember, Cap'n, playing all nicey-nice is a pussy way to go. If a story is good, it should be praised, and if something really stinks, the writer shouldn't have entered a fucking writing contest. Let's face it, in the last few days we've seen some real shitstains on the walls.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:22:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've just started reading the UM posts and I have to say, some of these titles snark are fucking terrible. Straight girls are easy? Soups Off? Genocide?
What the hell were you thinking?
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Not gonna explain it again. Go ahead and read the reviews in my posts.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've just started reading the UM posts and I have to say, some of these titles snark are fucking terrible. Straight girls are easy? Soups Off? Genocide?
What the hell were you thinking?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that might be the response. Basically, it boils down to: people are cunts and you can't trust 'em.
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This is true. It's amazing how much more harshly one's post gets treated under the veil of anonymity.
Case in point: I only had one day to work on my entry because of being out of town all last week. Does my entry suck because of the time constraint I had? Yeah, pretty much. I had bad writer's block for a good half day. Do I think that I would possibly get a better rating - especially from my "special Uber-friends clique" - if my name was on the entry? You bet your Aunt Matilda's ass I would. But, things being as they are, I think a LOT of you will be surprised when the veil is lifted, and who knows, may even regret choices of words deposited on the posts of your peers.
Or perhaps not. After all, it IS just a writing competition, right? Not like we're gambling high stakes.
Nonethles, UberMadness is the zenith of the Law of Uber - a well-known name can post crap and will still pull in a positive rating, whereas an unknown writer will get fistfucked six ways from Sundays for the same crap.
But in the end, we ALL know that the magnitude of suckiness in the titles for this round is at least partially responsible for the shitstorm.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
McCallum means good.
GOOD.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:15:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, FaC was right. His story would need a McCallum to beat it.
I didn't write a McCallum.
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What is this shit?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Half an hour, you fags.
Oh, and you people are fucks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, FaC was right. His story would need a McCallum to beat it.
I didn't write a McCallum.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that might be the response. Basically, it boils down to: people are cunts and you can't trust 'em.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess they could always post your identity in a review somewhere else, Stag.
Or make a "who's who" post for people who haven't reviewed yet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because people talk to people who haven't voted yet
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an etiquette question too... why can't we reveal ourselves as the author in the reviews of the post itself? People can only view the post once they've voted, right?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Meltdown"? Hell, I yell at people harsher than that about three days a week. If I hear meltdown, I wanna see at leat "Howard Dean" on the rage-ometer.
At least the guy cares, unlike the incoherent jackass we have in the White House now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More Clinton meltdown - O'Reily is talking to Chris Wallace on Fox News.
Call Caulaincourt!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:34:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
O-man, vote for yourself. I think there was a post last year that lost by one vote because the author didn't vote for themself. Or is that an urban legend?
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The important question is, how hard would you beat your head against the wall if your vote for the other guy helped him win?
ALWAYS vote for yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that I'm concerned about getting enough votes to win, but just curious how competitors would be able to keep track of their posts if it was seen as bad form to vote for your own piece.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O-man, vote for yourself. I think there was a post last year that lost by one vote because the author didn't vote for themself. Or is that an urban legend?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the etiquette on voting for yourself?
I know that b/c the posts are anonymous there's no way anyone would know, but is that generally frowned upon or is it basically expected?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, if that makes it onto google video or youtube, post a link to it. I missed it. I want to see it.
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Go to Fox News. Here's the link to the transcript. I think they have clips, haven't seen them though.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215397,00.html
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know if someone's pointed this out...but if you click on the "More info on restrictions and rules" link at the top of every UM post, it goes to the UM3 page.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, if that makes it onto google video or youtube, post a link to it. I missed it. I want to see it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Jack, throw me an E-Mail... I've got a question or two for you.
antius777.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"And Chris, you sit there with that smug li'l smahle on your face..."
*vigorous finger-pointing*
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clinton: Purple with Rage.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:17:35 EDT (#)
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Go to FOX News right now, for a rerun of the Bill Clinton meltdown in front of Chris Wallace.
Fucking amazing.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just got back from vacation and saw I was in.
Imagine my surprise. Now I have two days to submit.
Rats.
I'll do my best.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-24 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:15:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a horrible writer.
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Gee, what are the odds we would get matched up against each other??
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a horrible writer.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a horrible writer.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I thought of something for my title.
And if I can go all the way with this idea, I KNOW people will think it's someone else.
I honestly have never had an idea like this before.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-23 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wrote my post in latin.
this means it is one sentence long.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 15:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 14:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
What a pair, huh kk? We have two of the most easily-recognized styles on Uber.
That's why I'm writing just like you today.
Heh-heh-heh.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Gee, I won't mention that I TOTALLY wrote in a different style than I normally do then...
whoops.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 14:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a pair, huh kk? We have two of the most easily-recognized styles on Uber.
That's why I'm writing just like you today.
Heh-heh-heh.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 14:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 14:03:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Single guy chores done (cleaning, scratching balls on the porch, laundry). Check.
Coffee, cold six pack of Pibb, smokes, Double Bubble (Strawberry) standing by. Check.
Writing cap on (today's cap - 24th Annual Americade 2006). Check.
Cat in attendance beside writing desk, cool breeze coming in window. Check.
Mr. Cash blasting out of my stereo on a steady feed from my iBook. Check.
It is storytime.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I believe I'm starting to get Teh Fear...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 14:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Single guy chores done (cleaning, scratching balls on the porch, laundry). Check.
Coffee, cold six pack of Pibb, smokes, Double Bubble (Strawberry) standing by. Check.
Writing cap on (today's cap - 24th Annual Americade 2006). Check.
Cat in attendance beside writing desk, cool breeze coming in window. Check.
Mr. Cash blasting out of my stereo on a steady feed from my iBook. Check.
It is storytime.
Submitted by viciousness63 (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Commence to posting, Donkey my friend.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:21:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pizza?
You motherfucker. All I have is the beer. Paulaner Oktoberfest. Mmmm, and homemade sourdough. But no mozzarella, no pepperoni, no fucking tomato sauce. Life isn't worth living.
_________________________________
Good beer. Ever try the Salvator Double Bock?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pizza?
You motherfucker. All I have is the beer. Paulaner Oktoberfest. Mmmm, and homemade sourdough. But no mozzarella, no pepperoni, no fucking tomato sauce. Life isn't worth living.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Ubermadness.
I've got hot pizza, cold beer, and the director's cut of Battle Royale in the dvd player.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and FaC, the inspiration I had lasted all of about 2 hours, and it's currently sitting in a file folder waiting for SOMETHING.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you FaC, damn you.
But the better question is when will *I* post *mine*
I'm at work Tuesday morning, so I could post RIGHT before the deadline. I mean like 30 seconds.
THAT would be cool.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been on vacation all week and just got to thinking, "You know, I really should see when the Ubermadness Round 1 is due, and what my title assignment is..." - and all I have to say is:
Damn.
I've got my work cut out for me.
JoeyG, best of luck to ya...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just use the Great Automatic Grammartizator.
--
Go to the latest Grueberfest post, posthaste!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jpeg, I have finished my entry. Now to make you sweat as to when I'll actually post it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stags (kinda like Bubs), hows about you gimme yer e-mail, so when you whup my
ass I can write you hate letters?
ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just use the Great Automatic Grammartizator.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your psychological warfare will not work on me, Bubs.
____________________
See? You can spell sico... pysocolog. . . sickolgioc. . .
What you said! (wrote).
Would I try to freak you out? Far be it from me to attempt to cloud your
literary eye with Sophistry and innuendo. :-D
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your psychological warfare will not work on me, Bubs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-21 23:04:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
B
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Primal scream therapy for writer's block.
****
Block? Mine is at least a square mile.
Stag, if you have ANY idea, you are gonna win. I have no clue.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-21 23:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have now been inspired for my story from a very unlikely situation, my neice watching a movie.
Yay!
And no, this is no way gives anything away, because it is NOT about my neice watching a movie, or anyone watching movies for that matter.
The movie itself was inspiration.
woo!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-21 23:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gots ideas
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-21 23:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Primal scream therapy for writer's block
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-21 22:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-21 00:05:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What criteria did you use to pick this title, Mr Pigfucker? Are you just trying to destroy me?
__________________________
Hey! You on the other side of the globe! Remember me?
---------
Yes. Yes I do.
_____________
Fine. If you have ANY ideas for that sucky title, I HATE you!!!
-----------
I have an idea, but I don't fucking like it...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:42:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I google my title, all I get is porn.
Can I write about porn?
-
I have a feeling the common theme for the first round is porn.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I google my title, all I get is porn.
Can I write about porn?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-21 20:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SNARK
I have an idea on how you can participate
you know my title
write something for me
email it to me
rockfishrock.at.gmail.com
THANKS BUD!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark,
Check your email. Please.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes the uberlords should defend their title.
__________
Fuck me. I agree with the headmeister.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes the uberlords should defend their title.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope, I'm banned from participating.
Which sucks, a person should be able to defend his/her title.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark, as UberLord, does this mean you can't participate?
(Im not around enough to know this type thing, but if so that sucks. Wait, you are uberlord, right? Seems you won UM last time?)
//
completely unrelated:
Sure enough, out of the woodwork trots Donkey On The Edge.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93311#2150088
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93311#2150327
but I'll take Pent's word
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, I'll get it fixed...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:02:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:57:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky!
It no works!
=====================
No title for you or did you make a typo and turn "now" to "no"?
-
I meant it doesnt work. I have the title already cause you emailed it to me. I haven't seen it on the site or the link to submit my entry.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:57:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky!
It no works!
=====================
No title for you or did you make a typo and turn "now" to "no"?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky!
It no works!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It works now. Thanks, cap'n.
Sorry for the delayed response...you know, work, busy, etc.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob,
Your title should be working now.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
My title was just... I dunno.
Whatever. I finished my story already.
--
Jesus Christ.
I better get cracking!
______________
Pfffttt! I already wrote three stories for my title. After editing, there is a total of four words left. That includes all three... :-/
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
My title was just... I dunno.
Whatever. I finished my story already.
--
Jesus Christ.
I better get cracking!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:53:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Another question - Can I still post something else under my regular account today or do I have to wait?
=============
You should be able to post again.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-21 00:05:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What criteria did you use to pick this title, Mr Pigfucker? Are you just trying to destroy me?
__________________________
Hey! You on the other side of the globe! Remember me?
---------
Yes. Yes I do.
_____________
Fine. If you have ANY ideas for that sucky title, I HATE you!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another question - Can I still post something else under my regular account today or do I have to wait?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
My title was just... I dunno.
Whatever. I finished my story already.
So now what? I just post it under the new fancy little link thingy, and whenever Jack-O gets around to writing his, he posts as well, thereby making the UM post actually appear on the front page???
==========
Yep
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title was just... I dunno.
Whatever. I finished my story already.
So now what? I just post it under the new fancy little link thingy, and whenever Jack-O gets around to writing his, he posts as well, thereby making the UM post actually appear on the front page???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy to the rescue: Use THIS title , BOB.
- "Driving To Sphincterland"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope. No title yet.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:08:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Still waiting on a title.
I'm losing time.
==============
Your title still doesn't work?
I'll let Bart know...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, if you email me at manders17pshs.at.yahoo.com, I can give you our title. It sucks big time.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still waiting on a title.
I'm losing time.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-21 00:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What criteria did you use to pick this title, Mr Pigfucker? Are you just trying to destroy me?
__________________________
Hey! You on the other side of the globe! Remember me?
---------
Yes. Yes I do.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-20 23:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
i abhor my title
--
This evening's UberTheatre presentation will feature Apollo in the role of Nature, and his title in the role of Vacuum.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
i abhor my title
=======
it can't possibly be worse than mine
well maybe
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i abhor my title
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What criteria did you use to pick this title, Mr Pigfucker? Are you just trying to destroy me?
__________________________
Hey! You on the other side of the globe! Remember me?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What criteria did you use to pick this title, Mr Pigfucker? Are you just trying to destroy me?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 21:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEAL OR NO DEAL
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 21:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! I can't see Pluto!
But sadly, I can still see Uranus.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAL!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:24:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
==================
Bare handed or are you going to use the wooden spoon again?
===============
bare-handed is where it's at, darling.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a whole bag of oreos with milk and now my stomach is making some wierd ass sounds.
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That would've been a better title than the one I got.
Snark, my dear, I always said you were a stand-up guy, but it now appears that you are, in fact, Mr Pigfucker.
In the nicest possible way.
_____________
I certainly would have left off the Mister. . .
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahaha
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a whole bag of oreos with milk and now my stomach is making some wierd ass sounds.
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That would've been a better title than the one I got.
Snark, my dear, I always said you were a stand-up guy, but it now appears that you are, in fact, Mr Pigfucker.
In the nicest possible way.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a whole bag of oreos with milk and now my stomach is making some wierd ass sounds.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit. I can't make the witty joke I want to now about my title, because it would disqualify me for giving it away.
So I'm gonna save it, and put it in my entry. You'lllllll see.
But seriously, "Lord of the Rings?" Hardly.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eh - truthfully, the title IS a bit of a challange.. not necessarily in a bad way.
I just need something to bitch about today.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can honestly say I have had tiles which were a lot worse.
Although I have no idea what to do with it, I do have options.
-Dave
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loves me mah title.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love this bitching. I've been giggling all day.
C'mon, you know the score.
A different batch of titles get picked, you like em, 15 other people don't.
A scientific study is done and comes up with 30 titles: The general Uber population calls them boring.
Two Famous writers are hired and come up with 30 titles: A few more people are happy but Bubba and FAC both agree that their title: "Lord of the Rings" is the cheesiest gayest title ever given.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crap crap crap.
my title is now there, and it's the same. darn it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
12,346,822 titles were available, and the worst 30 were picked.
Thank ya ver' much.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I kinda liked not having a title, compared to this one.
This kinda ranks up there with "Look Upon Thy Works, Ye Mighty."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title is the shit. thanks snark.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, I'm rocking out on my title right now. It shouldn't be this easy.
_____________
Your's is easy? Fuck thee, thou, and thine!! :-D
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe had I not dropped the ball somewhere.. your matchup would have been in the top 5 anyways...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, I'm rocking out on my title right now. It shouldn't be this easy.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:38:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, curiosity is killing me so I ask again fine Snark, may i pretty please with sugar on top have the score of my submission entry?
or at least know where about rizzo and I fall in the seeds. thanks
love you long time, Barry
==================
You and Rizzo are a high seed bro.
I don't know your score. I don't know what happened but I can't find your email, or your story... which is strange because I didn't delete any of them... what addy did you send it too and did I reply?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, curiosity is killing me so I ask again fine Snark, may i pretty please with sugar on top have the score of my submission entry?
or at least know where about rizzo and I fall in the seeds. thanks
love you long time, Barry
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paging Stagger_Lee to the white keyboard in the corner!
I don't know about you, dude, but that title sounds tough as shit.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK guys.
It should be working now.
If anyone CAN'T see their titles. Let me know here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TITLES ARE BACK!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Working on titles with Bart now.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Firstly, I have read the replies and know the situation, but would still appreciate my title.
Secondly, I didn't spot Impassive Digressive in there. That guy is good.
-Dave
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarkster, not everyone was up in the wee hours to see the titles for the seven
milliseconds they were there, so how about this:
Either you e-mail everyone his/her title or add a day to the deadline for the
first submission. Yeah, I'm a troublemaker.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unless you're telling me I've already lost this here writing competition, I think there's been a glitch. I dont have my title.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks but I found them.
Somehow, they were up my ass...next to the remote control.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't want to know why you know his toy box is by the lamp Snark.
OK, I lied, I do.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't gots a title, but apparently Jpeg does.
funnyascancer.at.gmail.com, por favor.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:19:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's my car keys?
====================
On top of the nightstand by your bed, in between the lamp and the 'toy box'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's my car keys?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
where's my title?
====================
Emailed it to you
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've fallen and i can't see my title
please sent it with a medivac
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where's my title?
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Email sent requesting title and matchup. =) Good luck all, I am taking it this year.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's m'title?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw mine at 02:00 and couldn't believe my eyes. Please send it to confirm. Thanks.
ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
har har
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Snark of the Covenant, I got "Turgid."
Not sure If I'll write about my apocalyptic genitals or Apollo in general.
Turgid
-adjective
1. swollen; distended; tumid.
2. inflated, overblown, or pompous.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sent
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mister.jay.peg.at.gmail.com
I saw it, and forgot it.
I think it was along the lines of "Why JayPeg can't lose the weight. God damn I hate that fat fucker."
I'm just trying to figure out of that was random or anything...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would like to see mine
atureaver.at.comcast.net
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They have all poofed Jack.
I sent some communications to Bart.
Just waiting to hear back at this point... regardless you still know what it is and can work from there.
Anyone who doesn't know what their's is can drop a review here and I'll email it to em.
Jack: Yours was Skankforce 5 right?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the steam-powered fuck? Now my title is gone.
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I think they were up earlier. I don't know what happened. I never even got to glance at mine.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the steam-powered fuck? Now my title is gone.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*hums Girl from Ipanema*
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do we get titles again?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:45:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is my title REALLY "Fuck off, Shlongy"???
__________
Everyone got that title! :)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:24:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Bare handed or are you going to use the wooden spoon again?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, and brutal, match-ups. Good luck, Donovan.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title is gone.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har SERVED.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was my crappy feed file!
It has retarded the server. Pretty soon your titles will all be up and they'll all say DURRRRRR
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I knew what was going on I would tell ya...
As things stand, I see no reason why your titles would change.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so now that we've seen our titles and had them disappear again...are we going to be keeping the same titles or should we not not start writing until the titles re-appear?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO!
<throws rock through window>
OH.. you didn't mean literally?
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:48:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
All will be fixed by the Bart in time...
In the meantime...
I SAY WE TRASH THE PLACE!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All will be fixed by the Bart in time...
In the meantime...
I SAY WE TRASH THE PLACE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is my title REALLY "Fuck off, Shlongy"???
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:35:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw my title this morning and hated it. now for some reason when I click submit it does not appear to be there anymore.
_______
Likewise. Weird things are afoot.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahaha no.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Fine.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
was the title revenge for http://www.ubersite.com/m/92769#2145923 ?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dunno... maybe Bart is working behind the scenes...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
got my title in teh gmail.
Oh, crap.
Are you sure that's MY title?
<weeeeeeeps>
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Snarky.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My title dissapeared. I think it is a universal thing. The link is no longer there.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
K, I've emailed em out.
Anyone else with problems. Post em here and I'll see they are taken care of.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw my title this morning and hated it. now for some reason when I click submit it does not appear to be there anymore. did I already win? did I dream that I saw a shitty, intimidating title? What is going on?
oh, and what was the score on my entry piece?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley, get on myspace, I messaged you the title.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On second thought maybe I DON'T want my title.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coley Apollo and Manda... I'll do the same.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie and Chronic,
I've emailed your titles to you until Bart has time to look things over.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to be a whiner, but no title do I see. :(
rockfishrock.at.gmail.com
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE'S MA TITLE?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a title yet
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, I'd rather have your nonexistent title than mine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just kidding
i didn't really.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone watch D-Prime Madness instead.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:21:33 EDT (