Spider & Camwhore (1637 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2006-09-19 21:02:30 EDT
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Special Kiddie: ohhhhh yeahhhh....chik....chika chika..
[DUN, DUN..]
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've a good mind to minus 2 your arse for making me think that line across your neck was a scratch on my laptop, but I can't negative rate that special kiddie who's looking at your poop-shute like the coyote would envisage the road runner on a dinner plate.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that, you shoulda killed it
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to know how to make collages.
Help?
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MS paint, copy and paste.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 07:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the hefty spider.
+4 for showing us all your boobs.
-5 for being smacked about by the ugly stick. (lucky it only hit your face and left your body alone)
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Is she ugly?
Is she showing us her boobs?
I think that makes this a +3.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate you i hate you i hate you
(I was talking to the spider)
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If we had known it was your birthday, we would have burned an effigy.
Bob Dole's Birthday Gift:
http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc223.gif
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:06:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
as skank-nasty as you look, I'm not surprised your pubic lice have grown that big
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Woohoo!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as skank-nasty as you look, I'm not surprised your pubic lice have grown that big
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how old are your boobs?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<obligatory "i-want-to-intercourse-you" response> But no spider or I will defecate myself unless that's what you want thanks </obligatory>
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-21 08:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-20 06:35:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:38:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore spiders.
I used to have a tarantula - a red kneed mexican called Eric. Adorable
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Are all your pets called Eric?
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No, my cats called Willam the First and I used to have a gheko called John.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Agh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DONT LET IT BITE YOUR PENOS
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-20 13:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm...is that a pet or just something you found crawling around?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T BELIEVE IT"S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
I'm the only one of all my friends that can hold spiders. Yeah for having brothers force it on me at a young age! WOOT!
(goodpic)
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My first post ever on most heated. Woo.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title of this kinda looks like it was stolen from a freaky Cop Buddy Movie.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea how you can even hold that thing. spiders freak me the fuck out.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-20 08:48:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey look.
A little girl holding a bug.
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That's funny.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
someone slit your throat
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Yeah I noticed that too. Where the hell did that come from? Hm.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you made my skin crawl and didn't even really do anything. good job.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a better man than me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should've taken it home to make a nice spider goulash
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely should've made it bite you, and taken a picture of THAT. THAT'd been a +2.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-09-20 08:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Endlessly interesting!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-20 08:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its quite simple, I will +2 anything with Arthropods in
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-20 08:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey look.
A little girl holding a bug.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-20 08:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ddddddddamn.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 07:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the hefty spider.
+4 for showing us all your boobs.
-5 for being smacked about by the ugly stick. (lucky it only hit your face and left your body alone)
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-20 07:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:54:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes he was huge, no I didn't eat him. We picked him up and moved him off the trail so he wouldn't get stomped by the horses or the dogs. This is taken by Santa Margarita Lake, about half an hour north of where I live on the Central Coast of California.
Woo!
That spider was awesome. I wanted to take him home but decided he'd be happier where he was.
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COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST POKED THE FUCKING THING WITH A STICK?
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-20 06:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:48:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy in the corner looks like he's about to piss himself. haha
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I used to have a pet scorpion. He died when I went to California and left him in HLB's care.
"Sure babe. I believe you when you say that he just up and died one day after being perfectly healthy for the entire year I had him."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-20 06:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:38:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore spiders.
I used to have a tarantula - a red kneed mexican called Eric. Adorable
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Are all your pets called Eric?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore spiders.
I used to have a tarantula - a red kneed mexican called Eric. Adorable
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool picture.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts with horsepens and just a dash of boobs, always get +2's from me.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*drool*
Can I lick barbecue sauce off your chest?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, Kracka, i KNOW you've seen those camel spiders out in Iraq. the last time i saw one, i grabbed a troop's arm and i was like "SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! IF YOU DON'T, I WILL!" and start grabbing at his M4. then it scampered away and there was an awkward silence with me and the gaurds outside the chow hall...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-20 00:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great photo! I used to have a pet tarantula. I had it for 15 years! (I guess they can live up to about 50 years in captivity.) It was tame, but only for me. I could hold it, pet it, etc. But if it didn't know you, it would run. Or probably bite, but no one would get close enough to test that theory.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-20 00:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're cute.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-20 00:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok seriously why have you not passed out yet? i would have passed out. me and spiders do not mix.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes it is a horsepen. This was at a horse ranch.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos: her man is hot, if you have to "obliterate" him at least pass him off to someone deserving.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, is that a fucking horsepen in the background?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-19 23:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someone slit your throat
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Now where's the rest? I love spider porn.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope very real. I've got a couple more pictures, but I do not know how to put up more than one on a post.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd better be a prop.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be yanking down on your sunglasses, thanks.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more nakedness.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a big spider.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo spida is bosh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes, yes... that's a huge spider.
Have I told you recently how gorgeous you are?
I believe I shall have to obliterate your fiancee.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-19 22:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday, Ruthy.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes he was huge, no I didn't eat him. We picked him up and moved him off the trail so he wouldn't get stomped by the horses or the dogs. This is taken by Santa Margarita Lake, about half an hour north of where I live on the Central Coast of California.
Woo!
That spider was awesome. I wanted to take him home but decided he'd be happier where he was.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
YEAH, THANKS RUTHLESS THAT'S JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93224
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy in the corner looks like he's about to piss himself. haha
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you're about to eat it...please tell me you didn't eat it..
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fucker is huge.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAH!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK WHERE ARE YOU, THE AMAZON?!?! THAT THING IS GINORMOUS!!! spiders are my one weakness.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You crazy bitch.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like my friend Caitlin. So...enjoy that.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
elope with me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWW SHIT
I know I wished you a happy birthday earlier, but I'm old, and thus forgot already.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot believe you touched it. *barf*
Happy birthday. You look awesome.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It delivers.
Prepare for comments about boobs, etc.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, that's huge.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUTHLESS
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-19 21:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay for white space.
We found this spider on our horseback-riding adventure this weekend. He was awesome.