Need some advice (1262 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-20 01:10:54 EDT
ok, i need some advice from you guys. look at the picture below. my grandma got me one of these for my birthday. she's 85 and kind of senile. i think she wandered into a Spencer's gift store and thought it was cute, not really knowing what it was or even remembering that i'm a grown man now and don't really like things that resemble cute animals anymore. i got over that a long time ago when i was like 17 and retired my teddy bear, Ted (which she got for me when i was born). she asked me if i still wet the bed at christmas last year and i had to tell her that i stopped doing that at 12. she's getting so old. i worry about her.
so i'm kind of stuck here. what do you guys think? should i throw it away and risk hurting her feelings or wear it for her to make her happy? nothing makes me feel better than making my dear old grandma happy.
here's the thing; if i don't throw it away, what do i do? i mean, do i wear it to family social gatherings? and if so, do i wear it outside of my pants, or do i wear it as swimming trunks (haha, trunk) when i go to my aunt's house with the pool? i just really don't know what to do and i always turn to ubersite when i'm faced with dilemas like these because you guys are always there for me.
thanks,
-andrew
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Theres no getting around it. youre gonna have to wear it, as intended, infront of your grandma. besides, thats the most amusing thing i can think of.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:10:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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Great! Now paint with it! http://www.ubersite.com/m/92731
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:04:13 EDT (#)
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Hidden, I love you for this. Your shenanigans always cheer me up. I was having a terrible day til I saw this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:55:25 EDT (#)
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there's a good chance i will wear it to work because i'm working from home right now. although i have to travel next week on business and i don't think i'll be wearing it then.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:43:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:19:11 (#)
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Wear it to work, man.
yeah, that's the ticket.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:30:05 EDT (#)
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Good manners dictate that everytime she comes to visit, you have to wear that.
...ask her to slap your ass.
Take a pic, then send it to me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:19:14 EDT (#)
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You're a nerd.
I love nerds.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:16:32 EDT (#)
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although 7 bucks is a tempting offer, and believe me- i'm flattered, i need about $4,000 for the dual 30" LCDs and stand i want for my home office.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:05:42 EDT (#)
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I've seen this level of work before.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:23:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:35:01 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:43:52 (#)
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NEVER!
only my body is for sale.
Six bucks
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Seven.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:35:07 (#)
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looking back, this post wasn't funny at all and my grandma is dead.
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+2 for that alone
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:19:11 EDT (#)
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Wear it to work, man.
yeah, that's the ticket.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:03:25 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha.
Really, never EVER wear that thing. Ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 07:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 07:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Personally I would wear it round her house. Once she answers the door I'd whip it of revealing a huge hard on and rape the shit out of her.
I'd make sure I filled her ragged old pussy with my man seed and see if I couldn't get hold of a sonuncle or a daughteraunty.
Man, gotta love raping the elderly.
Shake that replacement hip biatch!
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-09-20 05:05:30 EDT (#)
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or do i wear it as swimming trunks (haha, trunk)
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You're a tool.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:14:37 EDT (#)
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Show us your bits.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-20 04:01:54 EDT (#)
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im sure she's proud of you anyway. what the fuck is this shit on comedy central right now?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:35:07 EDT (#)
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looking back, this post wasn't funny at all and my grandma is dead.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:22:41 EDT (#)
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+2 for your crazy gramma
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:18:22 EDT (#)
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post a picture of you wearing it and only it, PERIOD
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:59:56 EDT (#)
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i say wake her up one day by tickling her nose with the trunk.
is that wrong?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:51:08 EDT (#)
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Would've been especially great if I could get your and you're right. Shit.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:47:37 EDT (#)
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Wait til you know you're going to fuck somebody that you've already fucked before but not in a long time, and then wear it, and when you're pants come off, say:
"An elephant never forgets, baby."
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA oh shit
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:43:35 EDT (#)
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loved Chronic's line, too...
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-20 02:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:43:52 (#)
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NEVER!
only my body is for sale.
Six bucks.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how to put this Hidden, but you have the wrong set up for a body I would purchase. Needs more tits and vagina and far less peenir.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:43:52 EDT (#)
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NEVER!
only my body is for sale.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:42:19 EDT (#)
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Nice useless movie trivia fact mind you have there sir, I wonder if you would sell it?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:41:40 EDT (#)
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and here you go
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:36:32 EDT (#)
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oh, and Bill Paxton is the actor.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:33:35 EDT (#)
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True Lies, duh!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:27:36 EDT (#)
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I'd definitely wear it outside the pants and act like I was in labor at all times. Elephant births make chicks wet. Sort of like the 'vette.
"Let's face it, the vet, get's 'em wet. But you need an angle"
Plus two's to quote the actor and the movie.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:24:19 EDT (#)
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This +2 is for Chronic's review.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:15:08 EDT (#)
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Wait til you know you're going to fuck somebody that you've already fucked before but not in a long time, and then wear it, and when you're pants come off, say:
"An elephant never forgets, baby."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-20 01:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
filename.
Wear it on your head over your nose.