Golddigger (456 hits)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-09-20 10:41:29 EDT
In the world we live in, the 21st Century,the human race has finally found a balance. (at least in the West) The two longstanding enemy tribes have finally become one and treat each other as equal.
Like fuck they have.
I'm talking about these femenist extremests and the world in which they've forced us to live. It used to be a happy place where everyone lived in harmony. As long as the women of the population kept quiet, didn't answer back and had dinner ready at dinner time the men were more than happy to go to work all day just to pay the bills and keep his family going.
In the recent history a handful of these femenist extremists have disturbed that fine balance, and while burning bra's and peacefully protesting they, unknowingly, destroyed the fabric of our society, and we let them. We let them vote.
That was the start of it, since then this problem has spiraled out of control. We can't hit them, we can't leave them (without giving over half of everything), they take our jobs, they leave us looking after kids and cooking dinners, and they generally bark out orders at us, the now lowly man.
Yet what do we get back, what have we had back since we started letting them vote, all those years ago?
Nothing.
Even though they are completely disregarding their womanly duties, and enjoying all of our previously male only "perks," they still see it as the guys place to pay the bill, or to pay for parking, or to open doors for them. They expect presents and flowers, if you don't supply these to your new masters, they will stamp you "Shit boyfriend" and move on to another unsuspecting fellow.
We must stand together to put an end to this!
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see what's left of your paycheck after you try to put that theory into practice. LOL!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:22:51 (#)
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Whining is a sign of weakness. When you display weakness you lessen yourself as a man.
In fact in our nature we fail if we don't impregnate as many women as possible so the female extremists are actually not allowing us to succeed as men by forcing us to be monogomous.
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes it's true...
Cases in point:
Men hand over half their shit or more in a divorce 9 times out of 10 regardless of whether or not the woman is gainfully employed AT ALL.
For some reason a woman can make the decision for or against abortion unilaterally without an input from the man. If she choses against abortion for some reason the man has to get financially raped for the next 18 years. ????
When was the last time you saw a woman protesting to be included in the draft?
Glass ceiling on wages my ass... Show me a man who decided to take a random 10 year haiatus in the middle of his career like women that choose to have children and I'll show you a man that makes 75 cents on the dollar to the rest of men. The statistics are flawed and they're fucked up. You can have children or you can have a career - pick one, men have been doing it all along and women should to. It's ridiculous enough you get a paid maternity leave for months. Do you think your job is going to do itself while you're gone? Having children is a choice - if you want to reach the upper eschelons of corporate america you damn well better show up to work every day for 40 years, work hard, and be better than your peers performance wise. That's how people get ahead in the real world. Anything else is a special privilidge.
Women's studies is now an actual degree you can get in college - are you fucking kidding me?!
I'm tired of dealing with incompetent female under-achievers in the work place because it's easier for management to just deal with them than it is to fire them and risk a frivolous sexual harassment and/or discrimination lawsuit.
What exactly was the problem with men and women treating each other civily and loving each and being nice to each other and each fullfilling traditional gender roles because men and women are actually different and possess different strengths and weaknesses...?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:12:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:19:56 EDT (#)
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I cannot decide whether this is Berty's or Shandy's alter...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:18:01 EDT (#)
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Obviously you've been hanging around the wrong women. Grow a backbone, you tool.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:54:42 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this but I have to cite you for
*improper use of an apostrophe (normally I shoot people for that)
and
*horrible misspelling of jewelry
I will let you off with this 0 and a warning
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking GREAT
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:37:47 EDT (#)
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I expect couteous treatment from all people regardless of gender.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:29:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:24:52 (#)
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If you're going to start an argument about this, at least have the intelligence to spell 'feminist' right.
Nice alter, but it's been done before.
Aha, so thats how you spell it, looked so wrong while i typed it.
And why do I always get called an alter?!! Some people on here are real paranoid about alters. I've said it before and I'll say it again, this is my one and only account and I am the one and only Sexualchocolate.
Jebus.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:24:52 EDT (#)
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If you're going to start an argument about this, at least have the intelligence to spell 'feminist' right.
Nice alter, but it's been done before.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
sad
I mean come on now, if you're going to try and stir up shit at least put some effort into it.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:22:51 EDT (#)
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Whining is a sign of weakness. When you display weakness you lessen yourself as a man.
In fact in our nature we fail if we don't impregnate as many women as possible so the female extremists are actually not allowing us to succeed as men by forcing us to be monogomous.
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Both true.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:21:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:14:01 (#)
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Being a man is about being strong. About being self contained, able to set and achieve goals, about dealing with situations and overcoming challenges. Whining is a sign of weakness. When you display weakness you lessen yourself as a man.
Allowing women to work, vote and generally participate in all aspects of life does not affect your masculinity. Only your own weakness does that.
I agree with your comment Berty, but surely with both sexes being equal a woman should also be strong and self contained, as in shouldn't expect us to give them any special treatment simply because they are female.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:14:01 EDT (#)
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Being a man is about being strong. About being self contained, able to set and achieve goals, about dealing with situations and overcoming challenges. Whining is a sign of weakness. When you display weakness you lessen yourself as a man.
Allowing women to work, vote and generally participate in all aspects of life does not affect your masculinity. Only your own weakness does that.
That, I believe, is Hidden101's message.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:05:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:50:06 (#)
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if you're mad about golddiggers, it's probably because you're a failure as a man.
We would be happy to support a gold digger back in the day before the women decided they wanted to be equal! You want the good parts of being equal but still refuse to support yourself and pay your way. Lazy tight bitches.
Soon the men will turn around and say "fine then bitches, you be the boss" Then you can work all day and buy us gadgets and shit and we'll sit at home on our fattening asses spending your money on the shopping channel while watching the kids crawl about the floor. I'd be happy with that, and you know that in 20, 30, 50 years time there would be no burning of boxers and "can we have our responsabilitys back" bullshit.
Same for anything with a cunt, Indecisive cunt.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:59:17 EDT (#)
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Exactly what I'm talking about, surely if we are "equals" why are you not a failure as a woman for needing a man to buy stuff for you?
Surely to succeed in being a man we just have to screw you and get you pregnant? In fact in our nature we fail if we don't impregnate as many women as possible so the female extremists are actually not allowing us to succeed as men by forcing us to be monogomous.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:53:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:50:06 (#)
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if you're mad about golddiggers, it's probably because you're a failure as a man.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:49:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitches
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:49:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read, but +2 for the cartoon.
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're mad about golddiggers, it's probably because you're a failure as a man.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:49:45 EDT (#)
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Bitches
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-20 10:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read, but +2 for the cartoon.