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APW: Tuesdays with Maude (315 hits)

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Submitted by Wildcat (View user info) at 2006-09-20 14:37:12 EDT


Born in 1960, life was fairly easy for her. Her father was a hard worker regardless of the loss of his legs by a chinaman. In her lifetime she wanted for nothing as her family was well established and financially sound. Seeing that she had surpassed her family in the greater sense of the phrase, she moved on to become a prolific and acclaimed artist.

At first glance, many notice a feeling washing over them. Her simple forms are woven on the canvas to illicit a wide range of feelings. Strong and weak ones alike.

I spent the better half of a year studying her work in college. It was in all the text books under the heading "Contemporary Artist". I was simply enamored with her and her works. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

The best description of her works come from the artist's own mouth:






"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."









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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You've become quite the fucking asshole. Congrats.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd say we still got about 960, 970,000... pending on the options.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 big lebowski

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-20 16:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 The Dude (or a quasi reference, anyway)

Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love The Big Lebowski.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-09-20 15:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thuruhh.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

He's a good man, and thorough.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You sure as hell haven't connected any dots either, smartass.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no clue who that is, but her head/hair is phallic.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I know that broad.

You sure as hell don't.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 14:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY ARE YOU POSTING A PIC OF SACRILICIOUS' MOM?????


Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)