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My Datura (380 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by boatplank (View user info) at 2006-09-20 18:15:21 EDT



Then there's just a lonely feeling and somehow I was back, pouring the drink down the drain in the bathroom because I couldn't drink it. I looked into the mirror to see my pupils but couldn't focus on them, and then something about violins and me standing far from the mirror trying to see my pupils.

It was a huge shock and terribly confusing to find out that I was actually looking at a field with winter brown grass and some people practicing sport on it. A hostel master was hitting golf balls into the grandstand where I was sitting, which was causing the loud banging.

I kept slipping in oil, and each time I would bend down and look for the stupid patch of oil. One time I was telling a friend who had been expelled a while ago about how strange it was that there were oil patches everywhere, and I looked up and he wasn't there, a junior was standing there looking at me.

Things seemed okay while I was taking a shower, at least I was warm and didn't feel so lonely because everyone was taking showers and the bathroom was full of noise. Some one asked for my shampoo and I passed it over the wall and heard a loud dry noise that caused all the other noise to stop. I looked around and there was no one in the other shower, there was no one in the whole bathroom, or in the dorm.

Each time I tried to turn the page I would wake up with my hands up in the air, this happened a few times, I'd juft drift off and the book would return.

The next day I had to write trigonometry and geometry maths but I couldn't see the paper. I managed a few things holding one eye closed and straining which got me to just under a double digit percentage.

It was not a fun day.

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-21 06:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crazymofotrippingfucker.

I experienced a 'sticky' patch of pavement under a tree.. was walking alone with some mates all tripped up (back in the days)... My foot got stuck to the floor and I had to keep going back to it because it was strangely satisfying.

Apparently I was standing there showing everyone how my foot was sticking to the floor and coming away agian all melted and shit.

Good times.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82759

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-20 19:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your ANUS!

Pwnt.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know dude, I had no fucking idea what it was. It was just some plant that was supposed to get you a little high. I didn't even know the name of it until I looked it up afterwards.


I read somewhere that back in the day some people were given this stuff and the buried ALIVE. Fuck.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have to be certifably fuckin' INSANE to try jimson weed.

Last winter some idiot college kids thought it would be a good idea to go out to Joshua Tree and trip in the middle of the desert. One of the idiots got separated from the rest of the idiots and wandered around until he died in the desert.

You did this in your dorm room, now imagine trying that out in the middle of the harsh desert, blazing sun, no water, ALONE, and freaking out the whole time.

How do explain that to your friend's parents?

Why can't smoak herb like normal fuckin' kids. Geez.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But bad though, I was chasing this shadow around the empty dorm, it was exam time and nobody was writing that day so everyone went home. This shadow kept zooming around corners and then finally under a bed but I was too scared to look. I went and lay down in my bed and spiders or something started crawling up under the blanket toward my face.

And there are always these conversations happening around and you brake in to try say something and everything stops because there's no one there. You don't realise you're tripping so you're just scared and confused, bad bad bad bad.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

acid

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking crazy man

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jimsons Weed, dude never ever ever try it.

That book thing was the most satisfying thing ever, and its happened to a few people.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-20 18:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ecstasy or acid?


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