His face went soft (312 hits)
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Submitted by merry ju wanna (View user info) at 2006-09-21 01:02:43 EDT
When I was in my late teens and early 20's, I saw and did some wild shit. One of the coolest things I have ever seen was a rather severe beating. Quite a few of my buddies and I threw a party for the hell of it. It was a pretty good party as they go. We had 4 kegs of bud lite and a bon fire. Around 3 hrs. and 2 1/2 kegs later, there are probably 50 or 60 people here. Some guy, apparently nobody happens to know him, is standing in my buddy's front yard with some partygoers just hanging out. My friend Andy (we call him big-A cause he is around 6' 6" and 350lbs)and his little sis are in this group of people. This guy is wearing a rather sweet leather jacket, and big-A's sister Karen says "nice jacket". Dude looks at her and says " Oh, you think you can take it" and slaps her for no reason. Andy and our friend Bob react at the same time. Bob is standing behind dude and jumps on his back. They hit the ground while Bob is punching him in the side of the head. Andy kicks him in the ribs so hard as they hit ground they roll over. Bob is on his back with dude on top of him. Andy jumped on dudes chest and starts wailing on his face. Bob is trapped under all of them. after a couple of minutes Andy stopps swinging and looks at dudes face really close. Then he scoots back a little and starts hitting him in the ribs while Bob finally gets out from under them. The cops showed up very shortly after that. After the cops get the story of what happened and this guy was being hauled away in an ambulance, I ask big-A "why did you start hitting him in the ribs?" He said "because his face went soft". I just started laughing. The cops told us they would try and persuade him not to press battery charges since he had started the whole thing, and he never did.
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-21 07:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"We had 4 kegs of bud lite"
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...party ONNNNN
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-21 06:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Está loco en su cabeza, mang.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's gross to think about...
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine did while I was writing this post, but then I got baked and put in my GWAR dvd. That got it hard again.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my cock went soft while reading this
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, he *got* it. Don't you worry.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he never did press charges that is.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:18:36 EDT (#)
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The cops told us they would try and persuade him not to press battery charges since he had started the whole thing, and he never did.
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stfu
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Makes me think of Fight Club.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter nuts
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is pretty bad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 01:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh DO shut up old chap.
please?
there's a good egg.