The perspective of a n00b (784 hits)
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Submitted by biotch (View user info) at 2006-09-21 09:15:21 EDT
I have been reading Ubersite for over a year now, which has made my job way more interesting. I think that in a way I am addicted.
I never post anything because I feel like there is no way the people of Ubersite would be interested in anything I could write. I have left very few comments, but I lurk Ubersite every week day.
I found Ubersite like many through "Board at Work," and immediately became addicted. Many times the comments are a lot better than the actual post. The first time I read a -2 DIE, I could not stop laughing.
So in my perspective as a n00b, here is what I have found:
1. After a few times I learned NEVER to open a post that reads NSFW in the title...
2. Thursday s are my favorite Uber day
3. Bart is a genius
4. Tigerlilly is a very sweet person
5. Method and Shlongy always leave the best comments
6. I am way too addicted to Ubersite
It always amuses me when there is Uber drama. And I could never understand why people post hate posts about this site and the people on it. You have to take everything you read lightly and if you are an extremely sensitive person, you do not belong here. And if this site or the people on it offend you, go somewhere else!!
Anyway, thanks for all the entertainment. I think you guys have saved me from going insane at work!!
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-18 16:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*smirks*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 02:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait, no mention of me being annoying or anything?
SWEET!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 01:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't mention me or the amounts of ass I kick.
What's that?
I don't?
Oh...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why thank you dahling!
Other sweet woman on Uber
Merlina
Forensic
Pantsarestupid
Pentameter
Caulincourt
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what i'm not sweet? i fucking hate you tigerlilly.
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Duh!
<smacks head>
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why thank you dahling!
Other sweet woman on Uber
Merlina
Forensic
Pantsarestupid
Pentameter
Caulincourt
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what i'm not sweet? i fucking hate you tigerlilly.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"You just triggered a prick who just mixed liquor and is fixin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christopher - Reeves, I was teething with strep throat while your mother was breast feeding and gave her the flesh eating disease."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone knows shlongy is a turing test.
a particulary limited one.
his vocab consists of 'dipshit, homo, zit, loser, money, blow, tits, golf'.
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Don't forget fag.
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And batch.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
;asflkjeqrq#$^%Ygweqrgt#%&@$^&.
for real.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh,
another list I didn't make....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you get a +2 for not being a dipshit - I plan on linking future idiots to this post.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to mention how cool I am.
I'll overlook it this time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, it's not.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is as bad as my first few posts.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noobs unite
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why thank you dahling!
Other sweet woman on Uber
Merlina
Forensic
Pantsarestupid
Pentameter
Caulincourt
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 11:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki- ALWAYS on the "cutting edge" with her sardonic wit.
Here's all you need to know about loki;
1) She spends 2 hours a day preparing her daily blog to bore us to death on Uber
b) She is one of exactly TWO posters - the other being Ultra-Uberfag Kaelic - to use, and think "Daisy" is funny or clever in some form or fashion
3) She has "outperformed the market this year by %26.5 because she's a "wily investor"
4) She just tried to use "old bean" and came off so8unding like a complete fucking idiot.
5) She looks like a boy. An extremely, unfit, boy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad we can amuse you in our humble little way. Truth be told though I only come to Uber to dazzle myself with my own cleverness.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any fan of Daisy's is an automatic loser. Sorry old bean, but your comment genius doesn't even know what an option is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. I also use "hole" a lot, as in "show me your hole", and, "You're a fucking asshole".
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:40:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...so?
What "words" am I missing?
I think those about cover it, on Uber.
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Touché.
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This is why I love this place
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...so?
What "words" am I missing?
I think those about cover it, on Uber.
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Touché.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...so?
What "words" am I missing?
I think those about cover it, on Uber.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well you made me laugh.
"board"
haha.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone knows shlongy is a turing test.
a particulary limited one.
his vocab consists of 'dipshit, homo, zit, loser, money, blow, tits, golf'.
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Don't forget fag.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
see apollo, youre using all your best stuff on shlongy, here...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone knows shlongy is a turing test.
a particulary limited one.
his vocab consists of 'dipshit, homo, zit, loser, money, blow, tits, golf'.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90574
It's true - Berty won Best Reviewer..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nuh uh! I was voted hilarious by a panel of my peers. I was voted funnier than you, but not as snappy as that francophone Canadian.
The only people I consider giving money away to are homeless, and only when I want them to overdose on smack.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 10:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a jew.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck are you talking about Berty?
The only thing I remember you being voted was "Cheapest Bastard/Worst Tipper" and "Most likely to remain a virgin" in 2006.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was voted best commentor for 2006. Your taste is clearly suspect and influenced more by a love of greasy men than talent.
However it is a singular thrill to realise that my inane gibberish is actually read by thousands of people around the world and there are people (some of whom must be women!) who idolise me and consider me hilarious and in a similar bracket as Dylan Moran, Johnny Depp et al.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus fucking christ.
its "BORED at work", you fucking moron. "BORED", as in to make weary and/or restless by being dull or monotonous. like you.
back to lurking with you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...like the one right below this one. That's proof, alright.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think you'll find that apollo leaves by far the best comments
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eat me, Method
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a fucking job.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right about #5...
Except for that Method part.
Keep kissing ass...it'll take you places most NOOBs can only dream of.
Mostly, to your job at the 7-11.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shaddup
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock n roll
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
A genuine n00b and not an alter.
That's new.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
STFU N00B
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag two reviews below.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters aren't n00bs, loser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't listen to that bitch below me, she works for the Bush administration
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're off to a good start so don't follow in my footsteps. It took me a while to get my rating back up... :\
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Board at Work?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile