Orgasmatron's Guide to Buying a Halloween Costume (33059 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-21 12:45:25 EDT
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:56:49 EDT (#)
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so I asked this on another post, and it was ignored
Should I bother getting together a costume this year?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:51:58 EDT (#)
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Genius
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:37:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:56:00 EST (#)
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I loved this back in the day, now I can rate it! funny as shit.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:24:15 EST (#)
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one of the best posts i have ever seen...at least in the top 3
Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:43:43 EST (#)
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For the pugs at the end.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:10:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-04 00:55:17 EST (#)
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That was wondeful.
I went to a Halloween party the other day and there was an 'emo in denial' there. Guess what he came as.. yes, that's right, he came as an emo. What a loser.
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-10-29 08:42:34 EST (#)
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This is I-Mockery material on crack.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:07:28 EDT (#)
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>claps<
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:18:38 EDT (#)
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Pretty mediocre up until 'soulful Mel Gibson'.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:18:53 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA missed this while I was in BC. Good thing it was on B@W, what is this, your third time up there?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:02:38 EDT (#)
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Some parts were pretty darned funny.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:31:27 EDT (#)
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B@W WOOOOOOOOO.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W...
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:59:06 EDT (#)
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The dude with the clips and the strechy skin is real.
Submitted by januaryhwb (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:00:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:03:46 EDT (#)
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entertained me
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-03 11:29:53 EDT (#)
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Love it. My costume will kick amazing amounts of ass this year.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:41:26 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-01 00:30:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:27:46 EDT (#)
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I plan on dressing up as Artie, Strongest Man in the World.
Pipe, my little viking, pi-i-i-iiipe!
Submitted by linustika (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:58:35 EDT (#)
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Refreshing view of ubersite, that people actually have something important to say.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:44:32 EDT (#)
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Wow...
Just...
Wow.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:17:51 EDT (#)
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I forgot that what I was reading was from Uber.
Submitted by Xlaxstrikesback (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:50:44 EDT (#)
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Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:22:28 EDT (#)
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Love it
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-26 07:23:30 EDT (#)
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Our last halloween party at my local nightclub was dubbed a 'bad taste' party. I got well and truly mingered on absinthe and decided to go as a suicide because it was fairly simple and I had some rope. I made the hangmans noose and bruised up my neck at bit with make up and felt smug about getting in free but not having to really dress up.
An hour later the absinthe was wearing off, everyone was glaring at me and I felt like the smallest being on the planet. Absinthe pushes your internal bad taste o'meter a little bit off whack I think. I felt like a right twat.
Or everyone else is oversensitive. Yeah, it's probably that.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:06:50 EDT (#)
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"So babe, my clot or yours"
aaaaaaaaaahhhahahahhahahahahhaaa
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 13:45:21 EDT (#)
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Congrats on another B@W
And I still don't even have 1...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-24 13:24:37 EDT (#)
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Maybe I'll go as a crazy punk. Last year I was a Swiss maid, and had a cape. Am out of ideas.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-09-24 11:29:03 EDT (#)
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Boo bitches!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:39:31 EDT (#)
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100 REVIEWS
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:19:07 EDT (#)
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As should we all.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-23 17:12:40 EDT (#)
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Brilliant! Very funny stuff. Your advice is solid, and the pictures are priceless--the "Chachi" costume, the Hitler kid, and the dog dressed as a pimp are my faves.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:51:23 EDT (#)
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Filename=Beerfest reference
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:33:58 EDT (#)
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wow b@w
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-23 02:15:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-23 02:08:55 EDT (#)
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Pure awesomeness, as usual from the O-tron.
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:49:52 EDT (#)
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Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away
Holy Diver
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right
Gotta get away-get away
Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel
Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:37:31 EDT (#)
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Domenad is the only user I am absolutely certain deserves a big ol' kiss on the lips right now.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:09:08 EDT (#)
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Orgasmo is the only user who I am absolutely certain deserves every hit he has.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-22 21:34:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-22 20:38:26 EDT (#)
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homestar rocks all ass
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:38:10 EDT (#)
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+4
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:37:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:03:10 EDT (#)
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Looks like it's going to be all nude camwhores and shitstirring faux drama posts, then.
Drop 'em, awesomeface. We can do this now if you like.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:48:04 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:36:06 (#)
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Race you to MVA?
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You're on.
Still, you've had 4 B@W posts. You might have a definite edge.
You'll be on MVA by...February/March 2007. I'll be up a month after I think.
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Actually achieving the feat of being on the MVA will be much more difficult as B@W (main source of hits) is being blocked by alot of places now.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:49:22 EDT (#)
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Congrats at B@W.
GUESS WHO SUBMITTED IT!
Yes...you can suck my penis later.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:08:12 EDT (#)
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It's the costume I most want to learn more about.
Because really, while it's so messed up for the parents to choose that costume, they did a fantastic job of putting it together.
TOO GOOD, I'd say.
Boys From Brazil, anyone?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:59:04 EDT (#)
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OK...ya got me laughing my huge balls off.
The mini-Hitler kid was funnier than shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:53:15 EDT (#)
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Oh I'm kidding, Ax.
Besides, they're not letting any more white people on MVA.
And certainly no more men.
Or Americans.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:36:06 (#)
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Race you to MVA?
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You're on.
Still, you've had 4 B@W posts. You might have a definite edge.
You'll be on MVA by...February/March 2007. I'll be up a month after I think.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:47:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:23:29 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82598#1791860
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:36:06 EDT (#)
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Race you to MVA?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:20:17 EDT (#)
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B@W
And you and I were within 2500 hits of one another...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:00:17 EDT (#)
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BAW. Woot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-22 10:41:02 EDT (#)
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This post cured my crabs, and the strange lump on my left nipple. Thanks!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 10:08:21 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOOOO!
BLING BLING BITCHES!
+2s for all today.
Or, at least for some.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-22 09:58:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-22 09:45:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-22 07:03:57 EDT (#)
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I hate costume parties.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2006-09-22 06:20:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-22 05:17:26 EDT (#)
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"Orgasmatron is a fucking legend. Think of all the poetry he posts and then look at the fact his rating is 1.51. Think of shenanigan pie. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. You just aren't at Orgasmatron's level yet, and to see the "who is this" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe."
Congratulations, Darling.
<3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:58:07 EDT (#)
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B@W surely
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:50:25 EDT (#)
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I own a copy of every comic I can make out behind Captain America. I rock.
Also, this was brilliant
Submitted by emxel (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:38:45 EDT (#)
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AWESOME
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:32:46 EDT (#)
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the kid in the urinal sent me over the top.
congratulations on baw. this shit is top notch.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:21:15 EDT (#)
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Congrats on another B@W!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 02:44:37 EDT (#)
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POssible B@W, I would say.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-22 02:38:41 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-22 01:14:32 EDT (#)
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+2 for the bullet with a cape
Made me laugh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:45:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 23:44:40 EDT (#)
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Depends on which chapter of Juliette everyone had in mind, I guess.
And no, I don't believe I'm hosting a Halloween party this year.
Though Ubercon: Halloween: O's Place would be a highlarious prospect.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 22:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 22:21:29 (#)
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Damn straight I know what i need to do. What time shall I pick you up?
Don't forget, you said you'd read me to sleep. I get to pick the book. (only a chapter) from Marquis De Sade's "Juliette".
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Well that sounds like a grand evening. And I don't live too far, at times I need him close.
I will need to ask permission from Daddy-O to read to you first. I'm a good girl.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-21 22:25:55 EDT (#)
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Gasm, are you having a holloween part and not inviting me?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 22:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:18:35 (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:10:50 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:05:29 (#)
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box van?
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box?
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You know what you need to do.
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Damn straight I know what i need to do. What time shall I pick you up?
Is Gasmo actually having party, if so too cool. I'll schedule my flight nearest where you live for Oct. 31, early afternoon. (In case you live far from him, Oct 30th.) Then we'll fly out to his place. Where's that lyrical bastard live, btw? Not that I care. I'm flexible - in more ways than one. (Am cooking for several people right now, so if I don't get back like immediately it'll be within hour or so.) Don't forget, you said you'd read me to sleep. I get to pick the book. (only a chapter) from Marquis De Sade's "Juliette".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:18:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:10:50 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:05:29 (#)
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box van?
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box?
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You know what you need to do.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:57:21 EDT (#)
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I'm gluing cotton on half my body and carrying around a spuirt bottle and when people ask me what I am I'll say, "Partly cloudy" then spray them with the bottle before I continue with, "With a chance of sprinkles".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:52:07 EDT (#)
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my favorite costume from years past was when I went the Riddler (OLD school Riddler, Frank Gorshin rocks)
It was great, I went around cackling and being a total asshole.
(Yes, just like I do today.../rimshot )
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:05:29 (#)
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box van?
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:02:32 EDT (#)
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Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:05:29 EDT (#)
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So um..what costume do I need to wear to get an invitation into your box van?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:47:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:11:52 (#)
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I LIKE TO ENTER STUPID BUTTS
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???
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:44:07 EDT (#)
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Not like my opinion really matters, but ..
B@W
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:32:03 EDT (#)
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BORED @ FUCKING WORK!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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STUPID ENTER BUTTON
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:11:41 EDT (#)
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FORGOT TO RATE THIS
UBER FACT: SEASONAL AND HOLIDAY POSTS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING ON B@W IF THEY'RE HALFWAY DECENT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:11:21 EDT (#)
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FORGOT TO RATE THIS
UBER FACT: SEASONAL AND HOLIDAY POSTS
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:31:07 EDT (#)
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The tampon costume was by far my favorite!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:31:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:16:25 (#)
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Clown face icon.
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All your fault, amigo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:16:25 EDT (#)
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Clown face icon.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:09:55 EDT (#)
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Where is the +4 Rating when you need it? I laughed very hard at these...espcially the Death Star nerd, but not sure why that struck me as so funny.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:08:51 EDT (#)
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So, Bob Dole going as Bob Dole... that woundn't be cool?
Bob Dole just doesn't feel comfortable "dressing up". Bob Dole dresses up for 2 reasons- tatical combat, and full contact sexual encouters.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:01:51 EDT (#)
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Step 1 - Purchase or create one of these: http://timtyler.org/steamer/graphics/steamer.jpg
Step 2 - Write "Hop in, ladiezz!" on it.
Step 3 - Put the costume on.
Step 4 - When asked by a partygoer and potential bedmate what you're dressed as, say "Why, a tramp steamer!"
Step 5 - Wake up the next morning and wonder why you didn't get any ass last night.
Step 6 - Wrap your lips around a shotgun and end your pain.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:59:37 EDT (#)
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New this year from the people who brought you Slutty Airline Stewardess, it's Slutty Mother Teresa. You'll love her sexy powers of forgivness and low neck line. Hey - is that the holy rosary or anal beads? It's both! Order now, supplies are limited.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:56:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:53:10 (#)
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Why do you think there aren't that many women in this post, MyTee?
It's really, really hard for a girl to mess up a Halloween costume.
I mean how difficult is it to turn any established character, profession, food item or pop culture reference into a tramp?
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I'm tired of dressing like a tramp on halloween. My solution... dress like one every day of the year!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:55:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:53:10 EDT (#)
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Why do you think there aren't that many women in this post, MyTee?
It's really, really hard for a girl to mess up a Halloween costume.
I mean how difficult is it to turn any established character, profession, food item or pop culture reference into a tramp?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:46:13 EDT (#)
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When I was 15, I was doing some part time work as the sound guy for a band. I say part time because I was only 15 and it was hard to get into some of the venues. Anyway, one year I was able to get into the bar because I was with the band. It was halloween and I (being a stupid 15 year old) went dressed as a kissing booth. I was surronded by drunken soroity girls. Best Halloween ever. It was then that I learned, Halloween wasn't about candy and pranks. Oh noes. It's about girls having an excuse to dress as slutty nurses, slutty maids, slutty cats, and slutty sluts.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:43:15 EDT (#)
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I keep saying this, TTOM: Waluigi rules all.
The only good thing that came out of that bastard son, Luigi.
You could totally rock out as Toad, too.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:40:31 EDT (#)
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Im thinking Super Mario this year
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:37:23 EDT (#)
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Fucking outstanding post, best one in a while. Well done.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:33:50 EDT (#)
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Anansie -
May not be the cookie jar, but there are still treats up there, though. Keep those fingers working.
Sico -
I approve of your decision.
Please tell me you're going as the Predator this year. Please, please, please.
http://www.starwarspathways.com/images/gallery/Predator1.jpg
Kracka can accompany you as Carl Weathers' character.
Or Danny Glover's, I guess.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:31:26 EDT (#)
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AWESOME
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:30:29 EDT (#)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! HILARIOUS!!
My favorite lines:
Nice shoes, ass.
Do accessorize with Reebok blacktops.
Do debut your costume to a soulful Mel Gibson.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:29:13 EDT (#)
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Don't hate, Apollo.
I understand that it's likely not as popular in England because all the kids' teeth are ruined anyway and parents don't require an annual holiday to junk up their little ones' mouths and send them to the dentist. I get that.
But don't hate. Participate.
You can dress up as the new planet they just added to the solar system.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:27:13 EDT (#)
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haloween is stupid.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:25:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:23:02 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:56 (#)
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I still wanna fist you...
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You mean you haven't been this whole time?
What's been going on back there, then?
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You mean that's not the cookie jar? *Barfs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:25:26 EDT (#)
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I dressed up as Bob Ross last year for our 3rd annual Cocktoberfest Halloween Party which was 70's theme, what's your opinion on that?
And is there any problem as showing up as a drunk? I'll just borrow some clothes from shlongy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:23:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:56 (#)
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I still wanna fist you...
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You mean you haven't been this whole time?
What's been going on back there, then?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:22:03 EDT (#)
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I can't stop laughing...this is fucking awesome!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:23 (#)
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Pair costumes are the most fun. This year I'm thinking Ike and Tina.
Anyone interested in being Ike? I'll let you smack me and everything!
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Like you'd refuse someone who wanted to smack your ass anyway.
No Ike costume necessary.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:09:01 (#)
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So, O-tron, I don't know what to go as this year. I work in an office of ex-sorority girls with a mild sense of humor, but also political correctness. I'm looking for something that says "No offense, but show me your boobs."
What can you suggest?
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Do not give into folly and attempt to dress as a mammogram machine.
You need something that drips coolness, but also suggests that you are a fair, upstanding citizen.
I see no other option. You must dress up as a Firefighter or a Morning-After Pill.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does yo chain hang low?
Does it wobble to the flo'
Can you tie it in a knot?
Is it plat'num is it gold?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Make ya hot or make ya colder
Does you chain hang low?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still wanna fist you...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pair costumes are the most fun. This year I'm thinking Ike and Tina.
Anyone interested in being Ike? I'll let you smack me and everything!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA- This is packed with goodness and useful information.
Nice shoes, ass.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite amusing.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have too much time on your hands and I thank you for it. This was gold.
So, O-tron, I don't know what to go as this year. I work in an office of ex-sorority girls with a mild sense of humor, but also political correctness. I'm looking for something that says "No offense, but show me your boobs."
What can you suggest?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone have really bad costumes from the past to share?
I went out as a penguin once when I was a kid.
Damn I made a sexy bird.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may go as Shlongy, if I can lose some hair and have a nose implant.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who doesn't wanna have sex with a hot chick made up like a cat? That or a robot. Either would suffice.
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How about a cat robot?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UR A HALLOWEENIE!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously I loved this....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This year I will dress up as an old man.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold!!
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-21 12:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who doesn't wanna have sex with a hot chick made up like a cat? That or a robot. Either would suffice.