10 Things You Can Do Today To Improve Ubersite (440 hits)
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Submitted by livEvil (View user info) at 2006-09-21 14:37:35 EDT
10. stop handing out pity +2's and hanging by other uberuser's pubic hairs. Outside the matrix no one gives a shit about you.
9. before you hit "Hook me up!" make sure your post is hooked up with some quality/vulgar/offensive/humorous content.
8. Stop using alters. It's getting old and you're not fooling anyone.
7. stop using words like "teh" and "ghey" just because you want to be cool. It doesn't change the fact that the potato chips you're smearing on your face while writing blend in with your zits.
6. kill a monkey and leave it on your neighbor's porch. It'll make for a good story.
5. Stop commenting on the "War on Terror." YOU, Yes you, are about as smart as G. Dub when it comes to that subject.
4. Flash your titlets. Only if they are at least a C cup, though. Jgreening, you are automatically disqualified for this one due to an unfair advantage.
3. I am currently writing whatever words come to mind to fill up this spot. There, that did it.
2. Post more camwhores. Good camwhore for you= a good stroke to your ego.
Good canwhore for me= A Good laugh at your ego.
1. -2 posts like this one until they reach a -2mbstone that reads: Here lies Blanky Blanky. He did not want -2 DIE but now it's -2 late. It's -2 bad he was a -2ool.
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:33:37 EDT (#)
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Oh, and so you know, these "how to make ubersite better" posts have been done over and over. Ubersite is what it is. There is no better, no worse. I didn't give you a -2 because I thought this didn't completely suck. It's nice to know you are mature enough to handle a -1.
Then again, some say you are an alter, so why bother.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:26:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:26:25 (#)
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My first retal -2, and I've been here two years! Thanks!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 16:12:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:43:21 (#)
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Who are you?
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he's some douchebag alter - I haven't figured out who this dipshit is.
He sure likes to talk shit though, I just wish he was more intelligent, and interesting.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:26:26 EDT (#)
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damn, I must've hit a soft spot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:18:11 EDT (#)
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You forgot #11:
"Tell livEvil to get fucking bent"
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:58:30 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber newb.....on a stick....over a fire pit....anyone got marshmallows?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:43:21 (#)
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Who are you?
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Mike Rotch, and you?
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:54:27 EDT (#)
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that
girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and
foxy boxing and such and such.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:53:37 EDT (#)
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Bye.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:53:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:49:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:44:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:43:21 EDT (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:42:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:39:38 (#)
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fag below
(just wanted to save to the trouble, chumly)
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how original.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:40:19 EDT (#)
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there it is... before i could even finish writing my own review.
doesn't fail!
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:39:38 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about livEvil
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OMG OMG TEH GHEY MENZ!
WAR ON TERROR!
PITY +2 PUBIC HAIR!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:39:38 EDT (#)
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fag below
(just wanted to save to the trouble, chumly)
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:39:36 EDT (#)
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johnny, feel free to -2 this before reading it and leave your primitive comments somewhere above this. I need someone to laugh at.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 14:39:09 EDT (#)
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