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Attn: Apollo - THE UBERCOMIC! (NSFW) (974 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ubercomics

Rating: 0.94 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-21 16:57:44 EDT


Apollo... you are a total asshole who constantly -2s my posts. However, I feel that, no matter how evil someone is, nobody should lose their job because of something someone else did. Hear me, Apollo? I'M ON YOUR SIDE. My greatest condolences to you, your job, and your shriveled crispy penis (hereby referred to as a crispenis). As such, I have made an UberComic dedicated to you, depicting the fight between you and Method.

Squirtlez.



Rock out with your cock out till ya drop out and ya get gout and have to masturbate in a dirty waterspout, then do the hokey pokey and castrate your two dads, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT!... fuck that, go make me a sammich, beyotch.JPG (571 kB)

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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL I REDD DIS ITS GUD I FROGOT TO RAIT

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol i was thinking about this at school.

here's another +2

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-09-22 10:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd be lying if I say I didn't laugh

Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-22 10:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

()(.)(.)()
(___)

*flings poo*

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-22 06:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:29:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

One of your best.
------------
Like winning the 100 at the Special Olympics(R)

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-09-22 05:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was a 0 until the "The End" spelled out in Goatses.

I have a special place in my heart for stretched out pooper holes.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-22 05:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-22 04:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought this was pretty cool!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-22 02:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha ha

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-22 02:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:19:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't like teenagers.

Or alters.

Specifically, I don't like Maltese.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-21 20:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahahh

Apollo is greek? Sure as hell doesn't look greek. I need to find the rest of the greek uber users. We olive skinned mother fuckers gotta stick together. I MEAN COME ON WE USED TO KICK ASS! WE WON THERMOPYLAE!!!...wait...nope...no we didn't...yeah we lost...

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, when his heat vision turned his shield into popcorn - that was funny

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto plus two maltese from now on

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i yawned incessantly

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just realized that Method-on-a-Stump looks just like a penis if you squint hard enough.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 popcorn

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm surprised this was so well received. Considering I'm one of Habeeb's and LSD's staunchest supporters, I'm surprised I'm the only person who thought this was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.

-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness


Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-09-21 18:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How's your baby?

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOO!

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that could have been the most interesting post I've read all day.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:29:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

haha little goatses

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, when his heat vision turned his shield into popcorn - that was funny

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Method peeking one lil' eye outta his "Corn Shield" did it for me.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha little goatses

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of your best.

Though frankly dude, that's not a HUGE compliment, it's a little compliment.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maltese = Method's alter anyway, right?

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I smirked.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you do know i was just joking though and didn't really get sacked.

You'd have known if I really got sacked it would have been on CNN.



Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, when his heat vision turned his shield into popcorn - that was funny

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Okay, that damned corn shield was great.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't like teenagers.

Or alters.

Specifically, I don't like Maltese.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUTTFUCKIN' FAGGOT!!!

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You wanna tell him or should I?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, when his heat vision turned his shield into popcorn - that was funny

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah


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was being sarcastic.

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