If you are coming here to whine ... (468 hits)
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Submitted by Cinder Block (View user info) at 2006-09-22 10:57:02 EDT
Yeah, I know, a post about Uber, -2 me now bitches. I've been getting enough of them lately, so my ass isn't quite so chapped anymore.
But I'm gonna rant anyways:
If you are gonna post some tale of woe about how you train-fucked 18 frat guys in 30 minutes, and start asking "Am I a whore?"...
If you are gonna post some monologue about how you made some kid cry because you decided to be the Man and lay down the Corporate Law, and start asking "Am I a soulless company droid?"...
The answer is, yes, yes you are.
You know it, we know it, any reasonable person who reads it knows it...so don't get all fuckin' pissy when someone calls you out on it!
What do you us to say "Well, you _are_ a world-class slut, but take this +2 as a validation of your inner beauty..."
FUCK THAT - you're getting a "-2DIE, cumdumpster bitch!"
If you chose to be an asshole, then posted about it, deal with the consequences, OR DONT FUCKIN POST IT.
And, don't -2spam posts because your 'feelings' got hurt. Douchenozzle.
CinderBlock OUT
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Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-25 15:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 ing your own post? Isnt that some kind of ethical violation?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I scrolled down while reading, and thought there was a nude photo. You have let me down.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really was going to give this a -2, until I saw the pic at the end.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I know, a post about Uber, -2 me now bitches. I've been getting enough of them lately, so my ass isn't quite so chapped anymore.
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uber posts aren't why you get -2s, dude.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, OathMeal, this situation was also related to when I got banned - your choice of posts to 'borrow' is spot on.
THAT guy was a real whiner too.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay rant. Get a fucking job and shut up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's funny that of ALL the posts Mr. Bret Dianich could 'borrow' of mine, he chose the one about whining!
Although that wasn't the original pic, it was a different one.
very interesting.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news, let's all do a bit of this during the weekend, ok?
http://www.break.com/index/cop_attacked_during_routine_stop.html
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Girls make poo poo when they pee pee.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:21:24 EDT (#)
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i wonder how i'd go about trademarking cumdumpster on uber.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't JonnyX post that picture originally?
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:06:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
There is another deadshit retard that uses the same formula as you.
Incoherent, uninteresting gibberish, followed by a picture of some swamp whore in lingerie.
See if you can guess who I'm talking about, dickbrain.
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Boy.
What an appropriate time to post THIS link:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68595
You people are too fucking easy.
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting choice of lighting. Still, that lingerie really does bring out her enormous whaps.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is another deadshit retard that uses the same formula as you.
Incoherent, uninteresting gibberish, followed by a picture of some swamp whore in lingerie.
See if you can guess who I'm talking about, dickbrain.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there really a need to rate this?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine aren't.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-22 10:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my feelings are hurt