Grueberfest 06: Round One Matches and Tittles (3179 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-22 11:47:28 EDT
Since plagiarizing is all the rage right now, and since many of you already know the drill, I see no need to write out a lengthy explanation when copying, pasting, and tweaking works just fine:
The following pairs were picked at random.
Pairs are listed in order picked from O's Boston Red Sox Hat of Playoff Disappointment.
AUTHORS MUST GIVE A TITTLE TO THEIR COMPETITIOR BY THE END OF THE DAY.
YES, A TITTLE.
POST THAT TITTLE IN THIS REFERENCE POST.
LOVE MY CAPS LOCK. LOVE IT I SAY.
ROUND ONE STORY DUE BY THE 11:59PM (Eastern) Tuesday, October 3.
I figured it would be better to give the first round a little more time than the others, considering that UMIV is going on.
After this, the rounds will progress by week:
Round 2 stories due 10/10 - Results 10/12
Round 3 stories due 10/17 - Results 10/19
Round 4 stories due 10/24 - Results 10/26
Final Round stories due 10/30 - Results 10/31
I have given all the pairings gay team names.
Do disregard them, as they don't have to be included with the stories when they're posted.
Team Vorhees: scourge v. Bubba2341
Team Samara: Axolotl v. inion_de_trua
Team Pumpkinhead: Stagger_Lee v. Jack_McCallum
Team Wicker Man: Orgasmatron v. HighVoltage900
Team Pinhead: Anansie v. Average_Dan
Team Myers: Brdn_Nkd v. badassmofo
Team Chucky: JoeyG v. MANICMOTHER
Team Alien Queen: DudeThatsBOSH v. FilthyAssistant
Team Leatherface: ahumblefool v. BigMike
Team Blob: mockidol v. little_miss_know_it_all
Team Candyman: kaos_king v. BobDole
Team Zombie: JMG114 v. forensicgirl3
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick: redskieslookfake v. ghola
Team Bates: goferferhire v. AsshOly
Team Carrie: Allyson v. sicosemen
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies: fluffy_love v. domenad
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Round 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93977
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rd. 2 post coming in a few minutes.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k, lessgit this show on the road
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-05 01:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O and everyone else. I sincerely appologize for missing out on this. I started a story and then things went to hell and I was unable to finish it. I'm sorry, I really was looking forward to participating and love that you guys are rocking it. Love you long time, Barry.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmm glory sweat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey.
So..why do I feel like I should be up waiting for something? Nothing to see here, right?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aye it truly was a glorious battle! Drink! Drink! Drink! And let the morrow show the battles results!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed, Voltage. Fuck the rest of these guys.
Let's to the mead hall, so we may bathe in the sweat of our glory.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:23:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fine if we fix drive bys, the thought of a competition where a whole rank of people just go to the next round seems wrong to me.
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I don't like how all of this turned out either. I just think that if only two people are going to lose we might as well just let everyone get a pass to Round 2, where the numbers will be halved, and halved, and halved, etc.
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I understand your point completely. Just don't expect me to last much longer, I am fresh out of ideas. I need to watch Eraserhead again to get some creative juices flowing.
In other news FUCK THE REST OF YOU GUYS O-man and I have the most climactic and jaw dropping face off in the history of Ancient Macedonia. Like two Kronos and Zeus battling for supremecy of the world, we two Uberer's have laid everyone to waste in our wake.
Oh and the ghola/redskies one was good too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Again, sorry for the late entry.
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Mine was late, too. It just proves you're my alter
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fine if we fix drive bys, the thought of a competition where a whole rank of people just go to the next round seems wrong to me.
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I don't like how all of this turned out either. I just think that if only two people are going to lose we might as well just let everyone get a pass to Round 2, where the numbers will be halved, and halved, and halved, etc.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again, sorry for the late entry.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw O-man got shlonged, but I know that means nothing.
I'm fine if we fix drive bys, the thought of a competition where a whole rank of people just go to the next round seems wrong to me.
And I am severely stripped of ideas for writing, I don't know how many rounds I can write at the same level, so I'm trying to speed up the process.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There have been, HV. Fewer than usual, but they're there.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:08:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
And sad fact is, times have changed with ratings on these comps, and you just need a way to deal with the supposedly all growns up adults who feel the need to drive by and piss on someone's rating because they can.
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There really haven't been any drive by's in this comp. Most of the ratings are great and lots of people really brought their best to the table.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Shakes head dolefully*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MathMAGICIAN!
No?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgiven.
The monikor is not flattering.
Renaissance man has a better ring to it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
math type person...
*Dark mutterings*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah- Jake- I meant to tell you- I volunteered you as math type person. But I sent you a present today so you can't be mad at me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote doesn't count 'cause I'm not writing but when have I ever withheld my opinion?
I think you should all move on.
And sad fact is, times have changed with ratings on these comps, and you just need a way to deal with the supposedly all growns up adults who feel the need to drive by and piss on someone's rating because they can. Also I saw some honest mistakes where people meant to rate and simply erred.
If you need a spam judge and/or mathmagician to verify/reval ratings, I know two people who are happy to help. Namely, me as judge and Jake as math type person.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:21:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone that wrote a story for Round 1 moves on to Round 2, and we move on knowing that everyone involved can be trusted to participate
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Makes perfect sense
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody's being an asshat. Calm down.
And thanks.
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THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF OFFENSIVE CLAP TRAP I'D EXPECT FROM YOU! FUCK YOU!
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THE ONLY CLAP TRAP IN HERE IS YOUR MOTHER'S MINGE, SON!
Seriously though, the reposted link did actually make a good reference for me. So thanks.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone that wrote a story for Round 1 moves on to Round 2, and we move on knowing that everyone involved can be trusted to participate
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Makes perfect sense
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
March Madness doesn't last as long as this stupidass contest.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want to lose
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*Growls menacingly*
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Look if we go with option 1 you can still lord the victory over little g's head.
S'only fair.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want to lose
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*Growls menacingly*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want to lose
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Voting ends tonight and the Round 2 pairings and such will come out tomorrow.
There are 18 entries, and the fold would have been naturally cut down to 16 (from 32) had everyone participated and we had a full roster.
So...we have two options:
1. Everyone that wrote a story for Round 1 moves on to Round 2, and we move on knowing that everyone involved can be trusted to participate.
2. The victors of the 6 matchups that featured two writers move on, the victors of the 6 matches where one writer forfeited move on, and the four highest rated losers take the other 4 spots.
#2, of course, winds up leaving two users' cheese out in the wind.
What do you think? 1 seems to make the most sense, but 2 preserves the notion of winning and losing. Guess it comes down to what's more important to everyone, really.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody's being an asshat. Calm down.
And thanks.
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THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF OFFENSIVE CLAP TRAP I'D EXPECT FROM YOU! FUCK YOU!
You're welcome.
I still have to read lots of peoples. I guess I have some work to do.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get your votes in if you haven't yet: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Tick tock, mofos. Midnight's a-callin'.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I think I've read all the entries. Did I miss anyone?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just want whoever to know that since my opponent is an infested twat, that doesn't mean my title is going to waste....you better hope that you don't have to go against me next round.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote give them one extra day. I know dan has been super busy with Escapist. SUPER SUPER busy.
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The only trouble with this is it means everyone loses a day to write their Round 2 submissions.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody's being an asshat. Calm down.
And thanks.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you all want to be asshats then fine. Here is a more comprehensive list:
Team Vorhees:
scourge - "Behind Their Masks" (F)
Bubba2341 -"Hang Down Your Head"
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93525
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra" (F)
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93922
Jack_McCallum - "Walking Spanish" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron - "The Wrong Step Forward" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93910
HighVoltage900- "What the Night Hides" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93842
Team Pinhead:
Anansie - "Easy Kill" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93904
Average_Dan - "A Pulse and a Shriek," or "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest"
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd - "Through The Eyes of Our Fathers"
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG - "Greystone Chapel" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH - "Grandmother's Closet" or "Sirens and Screams"
FilthyAssistant - "On Horseback Through Hell ..and Back" or "I'd Never Take The High Road"
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool - "Innocence Lies"
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
Team Blob:
mockidol - "Voices in the Night"
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
Team Candyman:
kaos_king - "The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
BobDole - "The Graveyard Of Carnivals"
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93874
forensicgirl3 - "Curse of the Moon" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93867
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93870
ghola - "Come Sit A Spell" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93824
Team Bates:
goferferhire- "Banality of Evil" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93846
AsshOly - "This is the Way the World Ends," http://www.ubersite.com/m/93903
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
sicosemen - "The Stain," http://www.ubersite.com/m/93839
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love - "Dead and Bloated" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93871
domenad - "Like Oil" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93706
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I left out the ones that were 1) Before the previous listed matchups and 2) Weren't on the previous list.
I only went forward. That is my way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, refer to O's labels. Voltage missed a couple.
I will finish reading these when I get home from class. So anyone whose entry I haven't read yet: have faith!
I also have to read Richard II and 2 Sociology and Work essays. Fun, fun, fun, and it just doesn't stop.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O also has these labeled here- except Stag's yet:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Team Vorhees:
scourge - "Behind Their Masks" (F)
Bubba2341 -"Hang Down Your Head"
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line"
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra" (F)
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93922
Jack_McCallum - "Walking Spanish" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron - "The Wrong Step Forward"
HighVoltage900- "What the Night Hides" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93842
Team Pinhead:
Anansie - "Easy Kill" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93904
Average_Dan - "A Pulse and a Shriek," or "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest"
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd - "Through The Eyes of Our Fathers"
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG - "Greystone Chapel" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH - "Grandmother's Closet" or "Sirens and Screams"
FilthyAssistant - "On Horseback Through Hell ..and Back" or "I'd Never Take The High Road"
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool - "Innocence Lies"
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
Team Blob:
mockidol - "Voices in the Night"
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
Team Candyman:
kaos_king - "The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
BobDole - "The Graveyard Of Carnivals"
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93874
forensicgirl3 - "Curse of the Moon"
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93870
ghola - "Come Sit A Spell" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93824
Team Bates:
goferferhire- "Banality of Evil" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93846
AsshOly - "This is the Way the World Ends," http://www.ubersite.com/m/93903
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
sicosemen - "The Stain," http://www.ubersite.com/m/93839
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love - "Dead and Bloated" http://www.ubersite.com/m/93871
domenad - "Like Oil"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better late than never.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93922
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote give them one extra day. I know dan has been super busy with Escapist. SUPER SUPER busy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright...here's the deal. I've just got back from a road trip. I'm about to go out drinking and gambling. When I get back, drunk as a lemur, I shall write the story and post it. If that counts, cool. If not, so be it. Laters.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had my dates mixed up, I was looking at when the Round 2 stuff was due.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fuck, I thought these weren't due for another week. Sorry. I'll still write one if you want.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, yeah, so about that 15 minute thing.
I'm an asshole, and I'm going to write "I will not write my post the afternoon and night the story's due" 1000 times on a blackboard right now.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93910
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This many forfeits, really? Stagger_Lee..WTF? Dan? Brdn? I wish I could say this was the first time I've been disappointed by so many men at once. This is worse than that night with the 8 beers and the big dinner and the hotel and the Philadelphia 76ers. There are some really good entries from those who actually submitted, though. I'm going to bed.
BOOOOOOO- as in lame, not scary.
(I was not saying Boo-urns).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooook, make that 'in fifteen minutes.'
Lord have mercy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Finishing mine now, neeyas.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's tough to vote on matchups WHEN THEY AREN'T POSTED YET.
And have you LOOKED at BooBerry lately?
What kind of ghost wears eyeshadow and a stupid hat and a fucking BOWTIE?
He's like the Nathan Lane of ghosts.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 22:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm done reading these for tonight. Tomorrow I have to read entries by BigMike, Domenad, Axolotl, Kaos King, and JoeyG. Am I missing anyone? That doesn't seem like a lot.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93904
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:59:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone participating is going to at least read all the entries, right?
Working on it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93903
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone participating is going to at least read all the entries, right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry, bubs.
it really is just a work thing.
i'm on travel since yesterday and will be until mid-November. little time to spend writing and I want to concentrate on UM more than any other contest. UM, where i just so happened to be paired off against...Bubs.
as for being mad? perish the thought. i loved the anonymity that UM provides. it makes us all a bit more honest. it's refreshing. yours was far from the worst.
don't forfeit on my account, post a smiley face with a nice image title for me and you'll win.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having a really hard time with this shit. Ugh. I need to get into a groove or something.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Voting ends 11:59 PM Eastern tomorrow, Wed. October 4.
Sorry I didn't make that more clear in the post. I think I got so tied up with working out the whole schedule that I didn't specify the voting end of round 1.
Voting will always close the midnight before the round results are posted.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When does the voting end? I need to read all these.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm forfeiting to axolotl. i can't seem to write anything but shit right now. just not inspired. good luck dude.
i'm a pussy.
*weep*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93874
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93871
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 04:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93870
Bah
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-03 02:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, shit, they're due tomorrow?
Son. Of. A. Bitch.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:42:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
that should read stop trying to bullshit a nosy old man.....
real life is impeding his participation in a few things, this being one of them. he's going to be working constantly and will be on the road quite a lot. I think he's doing the responsible thing forfieting now rather than later possibly eliminating others from the comp before having to exit.
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By the way, Naked Boarder, I have every right to be nosy, as you so crudely put it.
It was my matchup, not yours, So, with all due respect, kiss my patootie...
:)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone needs to check their email.
RACE MY PUPPETS! SEE IF A WINNER IS YOU!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jesus, Bubba."
You don't need to call me Jesus. Bubba, or better yet, Bob will do fine.
I've been wondering how I could catch up to the six days of work that piled up in the two days I took off, and now I know.
I need to be at work at 5:00Am local time so I need to go to sleep. This is a "one fuckup you're done" kind of comp, and, as I refuse to win because my competitor cannot show, I have but one choice.
I forfeit as well. That leaves 30 people in the comp, and I wish all of you the best of lick.
And I won't fix that typo....
:-D
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, there's no big mystery...it's just a case of too many irons in the fire.
And I'm labeling them as they get posted, Bubs. The link should be available in some of the reviews below. I'll bump it again tomorrow.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Bubba.
It has NOTHING to do with you. Scourge will be travelling for work and has other obligations.
The "you know why" refers to the fact that he sent us an e-mail mentioning it already, so we already knew. That's all there is, man.
I'm sure if/when he sees your comment he'll tell you that himself.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that should read stop trying to bullshit a nosy old man.....
real life is impeding his participation in a few things, this being one of them. he's going to be working constantly and will be on the road quite a lot. I think he's doing the responsible thing forfieting now rather than later possibly eliminating others from the comp before having to exit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba, scourge is currently plagued by the horrendous thing called "real life".
so just to be sure. posts are due tomorrow night right?
___________________________
Aren't we all? Since the last round of layoffs, I have been working 14 hour days, with the exception of the 2 days of vacation they so graciously let me take because our dog was sick.
Scourge's comment "you know why" leads me to believe SOMEONE out there knows something I can only imagine, and I don't think it has to do with "real life stepping in."
I know he was pissed at my comment on his UMIV post, but my vote didn't turn the tide for him.
I want an honest answer, not a bunch of shit. Is that too much to ask? Stop trying to bullshit an old man. I have too much experience at it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey O..... can I request/suggest you label all these so they're easy to find. just a thought. yes I AM lazy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, just life stuff. Unfortunate, because he's a good writer and competitor. Them's the breaks though.
I was serious about the Tantra thing.
Eagles cheerleaders aren't that attractive.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba, scourge is currently plagued by the horrendous thing called "real life".
so just to be sure. posts are due tomorrow night right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more time....WTF??
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the humor, Gasmo, but I want a real answer.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge was experiencing some discomfort in his bathing suit area, and later learned that his vagina was chaffing from too much sand.
Ok, that's not true. He's falling behind on his Tantra studies, and is going to be having sex for eight hours a night in order to catch up on all the lost time. Between that and watching the Cardinals lose in the playoffs, he has time for little else.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello! I need an answer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMNIT!! Someone is still here. Why is Scourge gonna forfeit? Did I piss him off?
Someone answer me!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm forfeiting.
you know why.
sorry bubs
________________
I may indeed be a dumbshit, but I DON"T know why. Why?
Talk to me, Scourge...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't worry about the reviews. Stories are due tomorrow, but voting'll still be going on for a while. People may be waiting until everything's posted to read and review. I know I am, anyway.
Besides, once they're posted we'll pimp the shit out of them.
And AsshOly, I'd recommend just posting once. Multiple parts would really foul up being able to determine what your post's overall score is.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:52:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey rulepeople, I have a question. If my post is way too fucking long to submit as a single post, can I post it in segments of three? Or should I just find a good stopping point for part 1 and use that as my post?
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how long is it? 10 pages in word? that'd be long. i'd still read it though.
you might work on condensing it or centering in on the most significant part.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:49:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
11 reviews. Ugh. I knew it was too long.
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mine has the same amount-ish. in fact it probably has less "actual" rankings. most of it's people talking back and forth.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bigmike, don't fret. A lot of us like to rate once the matchups are up. I'm going to get me some Frankenberry and start reading these tonight.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
11 reviews. Ugh. I knew it was too long.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm forfeiting.
you know why.
sorry bubs
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey rulepeople, I have a question. If my post is way too fucking long to submit as a single post, can I post it in segments of three? Or should I just find a good stopping point for part 1 and use that as my post?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Zombie Jaysis... will more people PLEASE read and rate my entry???
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-02 13:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93846
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Use the other title then, whatever suits you needs. You know I just want a good competition.
And slicing things up is your forte.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stories so far: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Glad you liked it, Voltage. I'm still debating which of your two I'm actually going to use. I was all for "The Wrong Step Forward" but now all I can think of is something that wouldn't really have much to do in a Halloween(ie) comp.
We'll see. It's not like I'm posting today.
That would be oh-so early and so very unlike me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to thank O-man for giving me a very workable title.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93842
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93839
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93824
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-01 01:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i pretty much hate my title.
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow i'm like so far behind everyone else... how many participants were there?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know there's a lot of gibberish and such in this post, but do check it from time to time to see if there are any updates.
Especially if you thought you didn't have a title or something.
*chimes ring out the "More You Know" jingle*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stag, you're not doing it right. It's like this:
Attn: Stagger_Lee-
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LEE
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you complain that I talk football.
Yeesh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hooray for Crash Test Dummies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attn: Daddy-O-
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Attn: Lishy
Bow Chicka Mow-Wow
Bow Chicka Mow-Wow
Bow Chicka Mow-Wow
Bow Chicka Mow-Wow
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attn: Orgasmaxolotl-
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Attn: Axolotl
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka
Ooga-shacka ooga-shacka ooga-ooga-ooga-shacka...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attn: Orgasmatron
Bow-bow, chugga-chugga-wow bow bow, jigga jigga wow, bow-bow, jigga-jigga-wow, bow-bow...CHUGGA CHUGGA
Bowwow, jigga-jigga-wow, wow-jigga, wow-wow-jigga-wow-wow-wow, bow-wow, jigga-jigga-bow-bow-bow, jigga jig, bow--
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron. I have too step out of the competition. I was not suppose to leave until Friday, I now need to leave tonight. Sincerely sorry about this. I will read entries when I return.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Team Vorhees:
scourge - "Behind Their Masks"
Bubba2341 -"Hang Down Your Head"
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line"
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra"
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean"
Jack_McCallum - "Walking Spanish" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron - "The Wrong Step Forward"
HighVoltage900- "What the Night Hides"
Team Pinhead:
Anansie - "Easy Kill"
Average_Dan - "A Pulse and a Shriek," or "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest"
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd - "Through The Eyes of Our Fathers"
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG - "Greystone Chapel" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH - "Grandmother's Closet" or "Sirens and Screams"
FilthyAssistant - "On Horseback Through Hell ..and Back" or "I'd Never Take The High Road"
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool - "Innocence Lies"
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul"
Team Blob:
mockidol - "Voices in the Night"
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
Team Candyman:
kaos_king - "The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
BobDole - "The Graveyard Of Carnivals"
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened"
forensicgirl3 - "Curse of the Moon"
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence"
ghola - "Come Sit A Spell"
Team Bates:
goferferhire- "Banality of Evil"
AsshOly - "This is the Way the World Ends," "19 Times a Virgin," "Comeback"
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
sicosemen - "Faith," "The Stain," "Hatter Mad"
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love - "Dead and Bloated"
domenad - "Like Oil"
Average_Dan, FilthyAssistant, DudeThatsBOSH, sicosemen and AsshOly still need to choose titles from the ones provdied. But, at least everyone's got one at this point.
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-09-27 01:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry domenad, here's your title:
"Like Oil"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 00:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Must every comp hub degenerate into soccer..yes soccer scores? Bastards.
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Well, red IS the colour, and football IS the game...
so, yes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sox 5 D-Rays 1
Way to play for 2nd place, boys.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must every comp hub degenerate into soccer..yes soccer scores? Bastards.
I swear I'm going to start reading GrUeberfest tomorrow.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Benfica 0 Manchester United 1.
Suck it bitches.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing as Jack misunderstood my title I'd be happy for him to have a do-over.
And y'all can go read my last story that got no hits cos of ubermadness.
Ingrates.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Daddy's on top agayne.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-26 07:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-25 01:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the title.
ahumblefool, your title:
"Innocence lies"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They really are getting the early jump aren't they?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Overachievers, the lot of you.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-25 10:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Last In Line: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=115919532085614970
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-25 10:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STILL NEED TITLES: ahumblefool, sicosemen and domenad
Team Vorhees:
scourge - "Behind Their Masks"
Bubba2341 -"Hang Down Your Head"
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line"
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra"
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean"
Jack_McCallum - "Walking Spanish" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron - "The Wrong Step Forward"
HighVoltage900- "What the Night Hides"
Team Pinhead:
Anansie - "Easy Kill"
Average_Dan - "A Pulse and a Shriek," or "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest."
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd - "Through The Eyes of Our Fathers"
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG - "Greystone Chapel" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH - "Grandmother's Closet" or "Sirens and Screams"
FilthyAssistant - "On Horseback Through Hell ..and Back" or "I'd Never Take The High Road"
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool -
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul"
Team Blob:
mockidol - "Voices in the Night"
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
Team Candyman:
kaos_king - "The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
BobDole - "The Graveyard Of Carnivals"
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened"
forensicgirl3 - "Curse of the Moon"
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence"
ghola - "Come Sit A Spell"
Team Bates:
goferferhire- "Banality of Evil"
AsshOly - "This is the Way the World Ends," "19 Times a Virgin," "Comeback"
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
sicosemen -
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love - "Dead and Bloated"
domenad -
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-25 09:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Due to major crisis at home I must drop out and will be gone for a rather large chunk of Oct.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-25 09:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Link for Round One - "The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-25 08:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Mockidol, I just logged on. Your title is...
'Voices in the Night'
Good luck!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-25 08:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one without a title?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-25 08:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title for Forensic Grrrrrl:
"Curse of the Moon"
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-25 06:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if it's necessary to link entries to this post or not, but here it is anyway:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-25 01:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the title.
ahumblefool, your title:
"Innocence lies"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know where that came from, forensigumby, but I started it, perhaps because I want you to bend over, like gumby, and show me your cunny.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you are awesome. I came this > < close to using Hang Down Your Head for Jack's title.
Jack - you shouldn't complain... Walking Spanish means walking to your place of execution. It's an easy one.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and someone tell me what this 'gumby' business is about.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-24 20:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I second that, forensigumby.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-24 20:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, come monday evening, if JMG hasn't checked in, I'm going to ask for a title.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-24 19:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel really shitty for not giving Jack a good rating on his post, but I don't understand why everyone liked it. Will someone explain to me what I may be missing?
_________
I thought it was a pretty good story, considering the fucked up title mixed
with GrUeberfest. Most definitely not the best Jack has ever done.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stories and such can be found here:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel really shitty for not giving Jack a good rating on his post, but I don't understand why everyone liked it. Will someone explain to me what I may be missing?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't have a title yet and don't feel like waiting for your opponent, I - or someone else participating in this (if you want to request someone) - can provide one for you.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-24 17:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
the new user gets paired with me and just dissappears. boo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-24 16:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't have a title....BTW, the Virgin Festival was awesome....pictures later...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 09:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If O-man is openly choosing his title I'll tell which one I'm using.
"What the night hides" gives a good amount of wiggle room. Therefore it is my choice.
AND LO! HIGHVOLTAGE DID CHOOSE, AND IT WAS GOOD!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 09:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't afeered of no high voltage! Of course, in my business,
5V is considered high these days. . .
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*zzzzzt*
You just got shocked.
That should be my new catch phrase in one of my office adventures. "You've been shocked."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-24 05:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-23 21:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oo
Or "Comeback"
Sorry for the delay
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:59:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I didn't even realize I was in this...
for your title, Assholy, try this:
"This is the Way the World Ends"
or
"19 Times a Virgin"
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10-4 good buddy. I have a great idea for a post but I want to save it for ubermadness. I'll see what else I can figure out.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-24 05:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Joey -
Take your pick: "Greystone Chapel," "Until Death," or "Nothing Feels Better Than Blood on Blood."
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Oooooh, "Greystone Chapel" for me. I should be able to work my prelimenary ideas into that quite nicely.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, it's
Sha...loam
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My first reaction was to take "It Slices So Nice." But I've written so many pieces about sharp killing objects that perhaps it's time for a change.
So, against my better judgment, I shall do "The Wrong Step Forward."
Sha......mone.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't afeered of no high voltage! Of course, in my business,
5V is considered high these days. . .
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 01:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba IMO KEEL U!!!!!111!!!2!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 23:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 22:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah bubba's such a nice guy.
Nice, and perverted.
___________________________________
Stop reading bathroom walls and get your head outta W.Q. Percy's ass.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 22:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah bubba's such a nice guy.
Nice, and perverted.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-23 21:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oo
Or "Comeback"
Sorry for the delay
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I didn't even realize I was in this...
for your title, Assholy, try this:
"This is the Way the World Ends"
or
"19 Times a Virgin"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is that gofer kid? I needs my tittle.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gasmo: A little help from a bored old guy.
Team Vorhees:
scourge - "Behind Their Masks"
v.
Bubba2341 -"Hang Down Your Head"
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line"
v.
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra"
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean"
v.
Jack_McCallum - "Walking Spanish"
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron - "The Wrong Step Forward" or "It Slices So Nice."
v.
HighVoltage900- "What the Night Hides" or "Dark Rivers of the Heart"
Team Pinhead:
Anansie - "Easy Kill"
v.
Average_Dan - "A Pulse and a Shriek," or "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest."
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd - "Through The Eyes of Our Fathers"
v.
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG - "Greystone Chapel," "Until Death," or "Nothing Feels Better Than Blood on Blood."
v.
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH - "Grandmother's Closet" or "Sirens and Screams"
v.
FilthyAssistant - "On Horseback Through Hell ..and Back" or "I'd Never Take The High Road"
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool
v.
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul"
Team Blob:
mockidol
v.
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
Team Candyman:
kaos_king - "The stuff dreams aren't made of"
v.
BobDole - "The Graveyard Of Carnivals"
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened"
v.
forensicgirl3
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence"
v.
ghola - "Come Sit A Spell"
Team Bates:
goferferhire- "Banality of Evil"
v.
AsshOly
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
v.
sicosemen
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love - "Dead and Bloated"
v.
domenad
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems, Mr. King, we share a lot in common. I do all those things; sleep when tired, masturbate when bored, drink when so inclined, yet, the overall retribution for my actions are not nearly as pleasant.
While I have yet to have a doctor decide I need something to keep me on the level, I do consume enough caffine to cover the LD50 of Übersite.
You would make a great running mate--- ever consider going for the presidency on a 3rd party ticket?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joey -
Take your pick: "Greystone Chapel," "Until Death," or "Nothing Feels Better Than Blood on Blood."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-23 17:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? It's really enjoyable. But I fell asleep during it anyway.
---
OMG LIEK I WATCH KKBB LAST NIET 2!
Made it the whole way through, though.
How much fun was falling asleep outside my window?
===
YOUR window? I heard your armor clanging against my fire escape. I tried to get you some popcorn and ask you in, but your hands looked busy. Yes, I watched.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-23 17:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo:
I likes your style, and I also likes a challenge - hit me with a title. I'll do it proud.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 15:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:46:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos...
1. I should have posted my UMIV tale yesterday but I got shithammered at work. And now I've been botten by the revision bug.
- - Ah yes, as today is the most glorious day in modern history... my birthday... I, too, shall be getting quite "shithammered" this evening at my favorite bar among friends. This was one of the reasons I wrote my piece early. I knew I would be engaged this evening and be in absolutely no position to create anything substantial tomorrow.
2. What the FUCK do you do for a living? - - I assume you speak of this thing that some people refer to as a "job." You see, being that I have sever Bi-Polar I Disorder, I'm on three different kinds of medications. 200mg Topomax, 150mg Effexor and 20mg Abilify. Without medication I am... unpleasant. With meds, my sleep schedule is so screwed I can't work. My doctors put me on SSDI for disability. I get a whopping $780 a month, with $129 taken out for Medicare Blue. My brother rents a room from me, so there is another $300 a month. I supplement this with occational freelance gigs in art, and my first book will be out early in 2007, so that will generate some royalty payments. As long as I don't bring in more than $750 per month, SSDI won't penalize me. As I am in the process of negotiating a second book deal, I'm hoping that the joint income will allow me to get off SSDI permently...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeyG -
Depends on if you want to give your competitor more time or not.
If you want a title now, I can provide one for you. If you want to wait until the end of today, or the end of the weekend, for your opponent to chime in, that's cool too.
I guess it really comes down to when you want to get started on your piece.
I'm heading out for a bit. I'll update the matchups/title list when I return.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happens if I havent got a title?
Do you give me a title?
Can I pick my own title?!
Does my opponent forfeit?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? It's really enjoyable. But I fell asleep during it anyway.
---
OMG LIEK I WATCH KKBB LAST NIET 2!
Made it the whole way through, though.
How much fun was falling asleep outside my window?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:14:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, you missed it. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:39:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you one that I've always meant to use for myself, but never got around to.
And stop being such an impatient bastard.
Walking Spanish.
--
OK. You have GOT to be shitting me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, you missed it. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:39:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you one that I've always meant to use for myself, but never got around to.
And stop being such an impatient bastard.
Walking Spanish.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm currently spamming JMG's inbox with male nudes. I've told him it will continue until he gives me my title. He hasn't yet.
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unless I missed it I still don't have a title.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos...
1. I should have posted my UMIV tale yesterday but I got shithammered at work. And now I've been botten by the revision bug.
2. What the FUCK do you do for a living?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost every title I see gives me an idea for a story. Except the titles
assigned to me. I call it idiot's block.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 10:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 09:51:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
The downside, you ask? I take enough anti-psychotics to knock out a small pony. There will be periods when I sleep for 15 hours, then take two naps afterwards. Or, like now, have been awake for going on 36 hours. Times when I absolutely can NOT leave this apartment for days, other times when I'm an incredibly social creature. No real reason to any of it. Recently, I've been on a great kick of prolific output. Two weeks from now, I may struggle to create something. Just depends...
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See kaos you and I are on different ends of the spectrum right now. Look at my user info, I haven't written anything in weeks. And the only reason why I am prepared for this comp (at least for the first round) is because I have a really great story I saved in my mind but never wrote. After that I have no idea what to write.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 09:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good assesment, Mr. Dole...
See, the situation is - I have a bizarre life.
I have no other responsibilities other than my writing. Zero.
I sleep whenever I fall over. I eat whenever I get hungry. I shower once a day. I hit the bars about twice a week.
I can dedicate all of my time to my artistic projects, which honestly, gives me an unfair advantage.
The downside, you ask? I take enough anti-psychotics to knock out a small pony. There will be periods when I sleep for 15 hours, then take two naps afterwards. Or, like now, have been awake for going on 36 hours. Times when I absolutely can NOT leave this apartment for days, other times when I'm an incredibly social creature. No real reason to any of it. Recently, I've been on a great kick of prolific output. Two weeks from now, I may struggle to create something. Just depends...
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-23 09:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember back in high school, if we were taking a test and someone finished WAY earlier than everyone else, there were 2 possible sides to it.
1) They actually were prepared, knew their shit, and they'd claim the highest grade on the exam.
2) They completely blew it, and the only thing they'll get right on the paper is their name and date.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 05:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROUND ONE STORY DUE BY THE 11:59PM (Eastern) Tuesday, October 3.
I figured it would be better to give the first round a little more time than the others, considering that UMIV is going on.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Don't be a bunch of little pansy bitches.
UM4 Story - done
GrUeberFest '06 Story - done
Picture o' Method beating on Chad Chamley - done
4 designs for Kracka's "Angry Pirate" thing - done
550 word entry on pH 'cause I was bored - done
Ready to go to the bar Saturday night for my 29th birthday? - OH YEAH!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-23 02:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, is my title not good enough for you kim?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? It's really enjoyable. But I fell asleep during it anyway.
'How to act laid back during a grease fire.'
That's funny.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Harlem Infant Dies After Falling Off Bed and Into Bucket of Mother's Vomit"
Right now I am seething with envy that I, myself, did not create this line within my imagination...
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no, we're all going to the 'special hell' for laughing at that one.
It's ok. beach party at my place. I've got lava front property.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2476682
__________
Sweet Dejesus!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2476682
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Oh god no...
I laughed.
I couldn't help it, I'm going to hell.
Cool titles O-man, I'll try to think of more. It's just not a creative time right now. How abotu to add on to the other "It slices so nice."
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron:
I have to go away on business the first week of October. Will be back on the 8th. If I was to go on to the next round, doubtful against HighVoltage, could you choose the title for my competitor, then I would write mine in the evening and have it in before the second due date?
HighVoltage900: I would say good luck, but I figure I need to keep as much of that as I can to get to the next round.
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What the fuck does this mean? Am I supposed to lose now? Should I just surrender?
O-man my title is "Fuzzy Mrs. Kittykens goes to market" Yours is "Blood death gory fest"
Honestly yours is....uhm... "The wrong step forward"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whats mine?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you one that I've always meant to use for myself, but never got around to.
And stop being such an impatient bastard.
Walking Spanish.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some favorite selections from GC's Book Club ("We've Got Books Out the Ass"):
'How to remove chewing gum from your bush.'
'How to act laid back during a grease fire.'
'How to make a small salad out of your work pants.'
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's midnight in Montana and I can't get my dick out of this cow"
In it's full carlin-esque glory.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bonus points to O' for nailing the carlin quote. I think i butchered the state/time, but, yeah. Carlin.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
22....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-Man, I count 21 titttttles so far. . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:05:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
My title For fluffy_love: Dead and Bloated (Love that STP)
--
I like it. I wrote a short story years ago called 'Dead Man Bloat.'
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, busy today what with all the interviewing and sloughing about.
My Title as I've seen it is 'The Ranger'
Barry's title as I've declared it 'Through The Eyes of Our Fathers'
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what's the policy these days on uploading media as attachments?
I just came across a recording that may bring pleasure to some users.
It's not from a band's album or anything, but it must have appeared somewhere at some point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a George Carlin line, isn't it? The Montana/cow thing, I mean.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And while "It's 3am in Montana, and I can't get my dick out of this cow" is an absolutely brilliant title, I believe I shall go with the more traditional "The stuff dreams aren't made of" for the first round. I really dig that one, too...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title For fluffy_love: Dead and Bloated (Love that STP)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-22 21:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, title for the other half of team alien queen. Multiple choice for you too:
Grandmother's Closet
or
Sirens and Screams
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-22 21:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Team Candyman: kaos_king v. BobDole
Very well Mr. King.
As per Orgasmo's rules I will give you a few titles to choose from, because the one you picked for me is not only clever, but very fair. Considering I have the creative ability of a 3yr old when I'm tired, it'd be the least I can do.
choose your weapon
"The stuff dreams aren't made of"
"Invasion of the booby snatchers" {not a typo)
"The last door at the end of the hallway"
and of course,
"It's 3am in Montana, and I can't get my dick out of this cow".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 20:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
And Stagger sleeps while I wait for my title...
__________________________
According to my Buck Rogers Chronometer, it is now between 08:25 and 10:25
Saturday morning, depending where he is in Oz. Just your luck he got drunk and will sleep
for 3 days. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 20:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:25:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR "HANG DOWN"
Peon -
Show us your funbags and I'll let you into the comp.
I'll kick someone else out. It'll be up to them to beat your display.
You have five minutes to posture, camwhore and post.
__________________
Hey Rhymeazoid!! You makin fun of the tittle Scourge gave me?
I'll be on you like Popeye on Bluto. . .
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can do 1
1 is really all you need
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you do cock pushups too?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My balls are in great shape.
They do 5 minutes of crunches every day and are shaved smoother than Method's chest.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The five minutes have passed, Labia.
THE JOYFULNESS IS OVER.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:38:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
How about if I show you MY funbags for a spot?
eeeww old hairy saggy man balls with loose skin and stuff?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about if I show you MY funbags for a spot?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR "HANG DOWN"
Peon -
Show us your funbags and I'll let you into the comp.
I'll kick someone else out. It'll be up to them to beat your display.
You have five minutes to posture, camwhore and post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was unemployed.
Then I wouldn't miss so much :'-(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M F UCKING DRUNK ON CORPORATE WINE BITCHES
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glad i stopped by and saw this.
bubs, your title is: hang down your head
to all my future competitors: your titles will all be stolen from Tom Waits songs, as this one was.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/must-be-sittin-in-the-front-row-202579.php
Gotta love those Washington Nationals fans.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, Dan, pick one of these two:
"A Pulse and a Shriek," or, since apparently borrowing titles from other works is ok, "Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF WHERE YOU BE MAN?! I NEEDS A TITTLE! I AM SAD AND LONELY!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
See, are you sure this is random? Because that's who I wanted to go against. Too cool. I have to think of a proper title.
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You're title is: Easy Kill
Saavy?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Team Candyman:
kaos_king
v.
BobDole
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Interesting! Bob Dole is, himself, a scary individual!!!
And you KNOW how much I freakin' love teh Clive Barker!!!!!!!!! WHOOO CANDYMAN!!!!!
Mr. Dole, your title is "The Graveyard Of Carnivals."
Please don't fuck me on a title!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2476682
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Stagger sleeps while I wait for my title...
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
little_miss_know_it_all - "One For the Road"
That might be really easy or really hard.
Hopefully it won't be a pain in the ass for ya.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, are you sure this is random? Because that's who I wanted to go against. Too cool. I have to think of a proper title.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Voltage - "What the Night Hides" or "Dark Rivers of the Heart"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ps. The guy from the Phantasm movies is The Tall Man.
"You play a good game, boy."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gofer: Banality of Evil. do me a favor and leave me my title on one of my posts so i can make sure to see it. thanks buddy. I'm going to Panera for the rest of the day to write my UM post. Good luck to you sir.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random drawings. I got randomly fucked. Twice.
First I draw Stagger_Lee in UM IV, and now I get Scourge.
Well, Scourgeoftheseas, here it is:
"Behind Their Masks"
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear, you've pitted me against my uber-buddy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, I haven't seen something that long since I took my pants off.
Remind me to not post that list again for some time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Team Vorhees:
scourge
v.
Bubba2341
Team Samara:
Axolotl - "Last in Line"
v.
inion_de_trua - "The Castle Alhambra"
Team Pumpkinhead:
Stagger_Lee - "Antipodean"
v.
Jack_McCallum
Team Wicker Man:
Orgasmatron
v.
HighVoltage900
Team Pinhead:
Anansie
v.
Average_Dan
Team Myers:
Brdn_Nkd
v.
badassmofo - "The Ranger"
Team Chucky:
JoeyG
v.
MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Team Alien Queen:
DudeThatsBOSH
v.
FilthyAssistant
Team Leatherface:
ahumblefool
v.
BigMike - "The Mirror Reflects the Soul"
Team Blob:
mockidol
v.
little_miss_know_it_all
Team Candyman:
kaos_king
v.
BobDole
Team Zombie:
JMG114 - "Some Doors Should Not Be Opened"
v.
forensicgirl3
Team Pesky Imp from That Cat's Eye Flick:
redskieslookfake - "The Nightmare of Innocence"
v.
ghola
Team Bates:
goferferhire
v.
AsshOly
Team Carrie:
Allyson - "Wacko Jack-O-Lantern"
v.
sicosemen
Team Creepy Tall Dude from the Phantasm Movies:
fluffy_love
v.
domenad
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dearest Forensibosh
I have many titles in store for you if our paths ever cross.. which is unlikely.
I was actually hoping we'd get paired up, despite the fact I would be promptly eliminated.
Remember you were toying of the idea of a post so bosh it'd eat itself? Yea well I would have had a golden opportunity to make that dream come true if we got matched up!
I will try my hardest to advance in hoping I meet you in another round.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If for some reason you don't get a title, I'll provide one for you.
Or you can choose from a list of titles.
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happens if I don't get a title?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very glad that the gods of randomness didn't put me up against Bosh.
I actually like the dude and it would have been a shame to have to bitch slap him.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a wierd picture of him. freaky for sure.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scariest thing in this competition: http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/ewface.jpg
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COWBELL!!
I got a fever
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
more
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm fired aren't i.
:(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:50:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FUCKING UP AGAINST AXOLOTL????!?!?!?!
should i cry, forfeit or both?
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Your title is "The Castle Alhambra"
I look forward to this.
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hmmm... after careful thought and consideration, your title is lotion booty 2.
wait no. wrong thought and consideration.
i give thee - "Last in Line"
sorry, that's stuck in my head for some reason.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
A title for the other half of team Alien Queen:
'A Witch and Three Vampires gangbang Scruggs'
wait.. sense AND reason??? ok fine
Here you go:
'On Horseback through Hell ..and back'
'I'd never take the high road'
Multiple choice for you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure, Bosh. Nothing wrong with letting your opponent choose between two or three if you like.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can i offer multiple choice?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to the pub.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:46:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
As the lisper said to poet, with your orange jokes - you are really taking the pith.
hhhhh! y r s fnny.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As the lisper said to poet, with your orange jokes - you are really taking the pith.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was a child I tried to eat all of an orange. I found out then that a rind is a terrible thing to taste.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the cliché of it all. That's what 'ween is about little Ghola.
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puns are never okay.
please don't start posting puns in reply now.
please.
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Hey ghola dear, the other day I saw a sign in an Egyptian funeral parlor that read "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your mummy back.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
puns are fun ghola dear.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the cliché of it all. That's what 'ween is about little Ghola.
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puns are never okay.
please don't start posting puns in reply now.
please.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the cliché of it all. That's what 'ween is about little Ghola.
r syng tht hlwn s nthng bt clch? tht's s wk. b nc t gl.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the cliché of it all. That's what 'ween is about little Ghola.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:27:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking kidding me, I'm not the best by any means, but when I apply myself, I do decent.
Allyson, I don't know you, but your title is:
Dunn dun dun....
Wacko Jack-O-Lantern
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even that title is better than mine.
and yes fuck, i'm going to keep complaining about it. not like i have anything else to do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see my name in there...must be a typo.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can somebody give a wake-up call to Australia? I don't want to wait all fucking day for my title.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93382#2152648
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking kidding me, I'm not the best by any means, but when I apply myself, I do decent.
Allyson, I don't know you, but your title is:
Dunn dun dun....
Wacko Jack-O-Lantern
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
y hl thr bttscks
lv,
rgsmtrn
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe Staggy is an aussie isn't he?
Rdsks. dn't nd vwls. hppy th wy m.
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ai e ou . Even
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe Staggy is an aussie isn't he?
Rdsks. dn't nd vwls. hppy th wy m.
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ai eou .
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also want to say how very joyous I am to be on team "ZOMBIE"
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:17:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:04:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Should'a given him "Promptitude," Jackie.
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Here's how far up my ass my head is right now. I can't remember if Stagger is in Australia or the UK. Jesus, somebody let me know what my title delivery waiting time might be...
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He's an Ozzy. It's likely to be several days before the internet travels down under and back again. Plus there's all that business with the didgeridoo and the eucalyptus leaves.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe Staggy is an aussie isn't he?
Rdsks. dn't nd vwls. hppy th wy m.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:04:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Should'a given him "Promptitude," Jackie.
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Here's how far up my ass my head is right now. I can't remember if Stagger is in Australia or the UK. Jesus, somebody let me know what my title delivery waiting time might be...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have dismayed Ghola so much that her shift key has fallen off. You must not eat pumpkin pie twice a day.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:05:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies- The Nightmare of Innocence
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Touché.
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admit it. you picked a crappy one for me on purpose.
you hat wearing bastard.
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Cheerfully hold my hand up. Will you be able to resist the pun?
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seriously. you are a bastard.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my title for JMG
"Some doors should not be opened"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:07:32 (#)
As a Grubereen present - let's club together and buy Barry a vowel or two.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Brdn_Nkd, a.k.a Barry, hereby declare BadAssMoFo's title for this competition to be.......
dun Dun DUN ! ! ! !
<Cues fog machine and creepy music>
D U N N A A A A !!!!!
<suspense, thrills, chills>
<LOUD PIERCING SCREEEEAM!>
"The Ranger"
Thank you. That is all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies- The Nightmare of Innocence
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Touché.
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admit it. you picked a crappy one for me on purpose.
you hat wearing bastard.
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Cheerfully hold my hand up. Will you be able to resist the pun?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should'a given him "Promptitude," Jackie.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLEASE KICK MY ASS, STAGGER!!!!
Then I can concentrate on Ubermadness.
Your title (and I hope you like it)...
Antipodean.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron:
I have to go away on business the first week of October. Will be back on the 8th. If I was to go on to the next round, doubtful against HighVoltage, could you choose the title for my competitor, then I would write mine in the evening and have it in before the second due date?
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No worries. If all that goes down, we'll work something out.
And just to clarify, then -
ahumblefool's title for BigMike: The Mirror Reflects the Soul
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crap! I meant Big Mike. Sorry buddy, it has been a rough week.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 12:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies- The Nightmare of Innocence
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Touché.
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admit it. you picked a crappy one for me on purpose.
you hat wearing bastard.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would so eat that pussy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies- The Nightmare of Innocence
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Touché.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron:
I have to go away on business the first week of October. Will be back on the 8th. If I was to go on to the next round, doubtful against HighVoltage, could you choose the title for my competitor, then I would write mine in the evening and have it in before the second due date?
HighVoltage900: I would say good luck, but I figure I need to keep as much of that as I can to get to the next round.
Your Title: The Mirror Reflects the Soul
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies- The Nightmare of Innocence
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:55:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
i had to be on the pesky imp team?
i protest!
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BOHICA little Ghola. BOHICA!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH DAMN YOU, STUPID PERCENTAGE SIGNS
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://filmmuziek.xs4all.nl/composer/as/cat's%20eye%20front.jpg
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had to be on the pesky imp team?
i protest!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola: Come Sit A Spell.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the FUCK am I doing in TWO contests?
YAAAAAAAAHG!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:50:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FUCKING UP AGAINST AXOLOTL????!?!?!?!
should i cry, forfeit or both?
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Your title is "The Castle Alhambra"
I look forward to this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and I know this goes without saying, but do use sense and reason when offering titles to your opponent.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title for MANICMOTHER - "The Moments of Midnight"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't get too emotional and strain yourself, noonie.
Think of the bastard you're carrying.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 crap competition at a time... please.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FUCKING UP AGAINST AXOLOTL????!?!?!?!
should i cry, forfeit or both?