For Mr. Bush: A humble request, and a picture of a fish (604 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2006-09-22 13:19:26 EDT
I
Mister President,
From way up high
in your ivory tower
please set a precedent
and deliver to me a pie
with flaky crust, bathed in your power
And mister chief of state
please watch while I masturbate
over that pie plate
and please mr. president, salivate.
And please mr. president
I don't think I'm asking much
but when I blow, please pass the dutch
don't keep me waiting
once I'm done masturbating
And Mr. bush
once we're done that spliff
open your mouth,
and breathe deep my chocolate starfish quiff
and once that's done.
for a bit more fun,
lick my gun.
Or better yet, do what I fuckin told ya
For poets this is called the fucking volta
Get rended limb from limb
you worthless sack of shit
and choke to death on donkey shit.
You're a worthless scar on this earth's anus
to say the least your existence is heinous
so fuck my pleasure genital
I hope pus filled warts cover your genitals
You are the worst thing on this planet,
positively fecal
And I hope you die a painful death.
Mr. President please realize this is not a threat.
But I really hate you, much to your bereft.
II
Mrs. Bush you are a whore
I fucked you on your bathroom floor
On Quaaludes you were most sedated
Jeb behind the mirror masturbated
And then miss Bush there was a pig roast
one stick in each end
and then each proposed a toast
while we violated your rear end
the date rape was glorious,
on the internet it will be notorious
oh Mrs. Bush your son and me
we raped your conscious sanctity,
and fucked your every hole.
But don't get despondent,
you have about a week before our viral correspondence
spreads throughout the net
and you must with a tourniquet
stop your putride bloody heart from beating.
Oh mrs. Bush, this is not a threat
but I hope you meet the butt end of a berret, a
and lose your teeth, and sink putrid into sewage
you vapid piece of floppy shit.
III
So this is the end of this little ditty
Your family pollutes your nation, and your city
There's nothing I could say that has not been said
me and most the world all wish you dead.
But this is not a threat. Take this to heart
I simply wish a stingray would stab you through the heart
So please vacation in locations tropical
and get chestfucked so deep no ointments topical
or surgical bandages, could save your worthless lives.
Happy Channuka.
User Reviews
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was bodaciously righteous
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of my favorite things ever posted on Ubersite.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-09-23 03:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
READ THIS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Words that are exactly the same rhyme.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe fish always look like they're pouting.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does what it says on the tin