So, I smoked a joint with a murderER (795 hits)
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Submitted by Bob ,|,, °_° ,,|, Lobla (View user info) at 2006-09-22 14:21:44 EDT
Repost, cause i am fucking retarded...
Alright, a little background before we get started here...
So, I am in my second year of a 2 year program at school right now. There is a guy in our program who was on the 3 year plan (he drank too much in his first year and failed some classes; he is now in a few of ours). We were taking our 10 minute break in the middle of our class and he comes up to me and asks if I want to go outside and burn one with him.
Not being someone to make a guy smoke on his own I accept. He head out and it is really the first time I have talked to this guy and he is telling me about how he came home from school the previous day and there was a shitload of cops around his place and there was a body discovered in the alley behind his house. I thought it was some fucked up shit and we finished the doobie and headed back to class and I had forgotten about the whole incident, until Monday morning.
The head of our department comes into our class and tells us the Scott Keeler had been arrested and charged with FIRST DEGREE MURDER. This is some messed up shit man, I smoked weed with the fucker the day after he killed someone.
Here is the story in from April when the body was found...
http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/city/story.html?id=e4042369-3e04-47b0-ae54-953a4f08cccc
"Scott Keeler has felt uneasy since officers called him Friday at 7 a.m. to tell him there had been a murder in the alley behind his house.
"I was going to be moving out pretty soon. I'll be doing it much sooner," Keeler said.
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Here is the latest installment:
From http://calgary.ctv.ca
Calgary Police have laid new charges in connection with an old murder case.
The charges were laid following a lengthy investigation into the death of 28 year old Collin Laframboise last April.
Thursday, two men were brought in for questioning in connection with Laframboise's death.
24-year-old chase Leland Hehr and 22-year-old Scott Alan Keeler are now both facing charges of first-degree murder.
In April, the 28-year-old man's body was found in a northwest alley by a friend.
He had been stabbed to death.
Several articles of clothing were also found at the crime scene.
Police later turned to the public for help to see if anyone was able to identify who was wearing the items the night Laframboise was killed.
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So, that is my story. I smoked weed with a Murderer...
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:07:14 EDT (#)
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http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Alberta/2007/06/28/4298312.html
Crazy.
He denyed it for a while....I never knew it was drug related. Apparently, your classmate stole 1.5 lbs of marijuana, and $6000 cash. So you were prolly smoking stolen weed!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:06:25 EDT (#)
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I was trying to find you, and I kept typing in BobLola...
Anyway, the Malleys is back on, and I'm finishing it up. Thanks for reading it all, it's nearly done http://www.ubersite.com/m/94960
http://www.ubersite.com/u/axolotl/l/the_malleys
I might do a bit of a prequel later.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-25 15:25:00 EDT (#)
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Good show. What a never-ending interesting story that is your life.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-09-24 15:16:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-23 11:24:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:32:04 (#)
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This should be one of those bullshit anti-drug TV ads about how there's a correlation between weed and murder. It's only a matter of time. You don't get the same ones in good ol' Canadia, I'm sure, but they're hilarious.
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We get those, my favorite is the one where the kids smoked a joint and then they are playign with daddies gun and the one is laughing and saying I AM SOOO HIGH MAN.
Then he shoots his buddy in the head...
WEED KILLS...
Stupid people who really didn have a chance in the first place.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:08:39 EDT (#)
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I had a pair of murderers staying at the hotel a while back. That was interesting.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83092
Submitted by SmartisSexy (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:52:18 EDT (#)
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ROFL, a friend of a friend gave a ride to Charles Manson a year before the Tate-Labianca murders ...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:49:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:14:35 EDT (#)
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haha awesome
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:56:17 EDT (#)
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Sweet. I wouldn't want to get stabbed though.
If I could pick how I would die. It would definetly be being shot several times while killing the shooter!
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:24:51 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:04:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:50:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:28:52 (#)
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ALLEGED murderer.
You ain't famous until the gavel falls and there's a dick in his ass.
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Buahahahahahaha, Orgasmatron that was fucking awesome!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:49:44 EDT (#)
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Dude that's messed up but it should have been a clue when the zigzag paper was covered in blood.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:48:19 EDT (#)
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I used to bowl with the kid that took a math class hostage in 1991. they sent him to the loony bin then when he got out he killed hisself.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:34:59 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
You're kidding, right? This guy actually killed somebody and hid the body in the alley behind his house?! That priceless! What a crimal mastermind!
Your title should have been:
So, I smoked a joint with a retarded murderer.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:32:04 EDT (#)
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This should be one of those bullshit anti-drug TV ads about how there's a correlation between weed and murder. It's only a matter of time. You don't get the same ones in good ol' Canadia, I'm sure, but they're hilarious.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:29:10 EDT (#)
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Son of a...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:28:52 EDT (#)
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ALLEGED murderer.
You ain't famous until the gavel falls and there's a dick in his ass.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:25:30 EDT (#)
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should have gotten his autograph.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:23:06 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Remember those seventeen guys who got arrested for plotting to bomb Toronto in the name of Allah?
Turns out I smoked up and played fooseball with one of those guys.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:22:28 EDT (#)
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super awesome