You want to mess with someone???? (1655 hits)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (View user info) at 2006-09-22 16:21:29 EDT
I have an ex girl friend from way back that, to this day, thinks it is cool to call me at 0230 in the morning and not say anything over and over again. I havn't dealt with shit like this since high school. I didn't deal with it then.
I do have a protective order out to keep her from harrassing me but that only goes so far. It is too hard to prove some things and basically the law doesn't care.
So I am turning to the only place that I know can fucking ruin someones day in about 30 minutes and giving you guys a target. I was given her myspace account info http://www.myspace.com/107670589
now I am saying go forth and prosper.
She has been spreading way to many bullshit stories over the years and I have ignored them till now. I don't want to have to put my phone on vibrate forever. Give me a hand.
Some ammo if you need some.....
-She has slit her wrists twice for attention
-Takes entires too many meds...enough to shit herself on multiple occassions
-Committed twice
-Two DUI;s with an assault charge from fucking with me the first time
-Yes....I left her in jail, why bail her out.
If you want more...ask. You guys typically need no more.
It is the weekend, if you get bored have some fun. Maybe then she will be too busy to annoy the shit out of me.
Take a break from fucking with each other and take it out of the family for a bit..
Have fun.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:31:31 EDT (#)
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too late, its already gone
WEEEPS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:30:52 EDT (#)
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How did I miss this gem?
I'll see what I can do...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:20:19 EDT (#)
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NO
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:39:23 EDT (#)
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Not sure. Just something to do at first then I was kind of stuck.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:35:41 EDT (#)
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so why'd you date her?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:29:31 EDT (#)
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Ha, I just heard that she checks my uber regularly too. Called again last night. Fucking psycho.....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 08:37:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:30:53 (#)
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I guess I should have added that her name is Rebecca Harvey. She lives somewhere near Philadelphia. Works at Applebee's I think. I really only know now what I draw from her profile. When she calls it is always listed as unavailable or hidden or whatever people do.
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You mentioned vibrate somewhere so I assume you have a cell. You know you can set it up so it doesn't ring or vibrate unless there is a number showing (at least on most phones).
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-09-24 15:14:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 08:19:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:41:49 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:32:07 (#)
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hint: new phone number.
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That would normally be the answer but in my job it would be a fucking circus for nearly a year.
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A gutless excuse by someone who loves attention.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-23 08:08:43 EDT (#)
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That's part of the "Shlongy character's" shtick, Caul, you fucking french fried faggot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:51:22 EDT (#)
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shlongy's achilles' tendon is when he starts rambling about his scrooge mcduck fortune.
seriously, monsieur le Duc de Laben, you need to stop doing that.
you don't need to point out your vast financial empire to insult a person, just do it.
it just invalidates anything you have to say.
just a free advice, and i know you jews like those :-)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:40:43 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:34:40 (#)
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I can't believe you're defending yourself...poorly, I might add.
You don't see a problem with this shit? Isn't this something a 14 year old, or worse yet, a retard would do?
Think before you respond, asshole.
Please, don't re-enlist. You're ALSO an embarrassment to the US of A.
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Shlongy, my bad. I should be more like your retarded ass. That would be SO much better. You are always so mature and responsible with everything that you say.
Dickweed
As for a poor defense...you are still coming back here. You must like this post or you would just sluff it off like the rest of us do when we read something that spikes zero interest in us.
Problem doing that? Can't stay away?
I like how you fucktards always say "good comeback" or "poor defense" or "is that all you got" when you have actually realised that you have been outdone. That you are a mere internet shit and just can't come to terms with it.
That is why I come back to this site. For life embarrassments like you. Proof that even evolution can fuck up from time to time. That is the shit I love to see. """
actually the whole point and power of evolution or applied random selection is that it DOES fuck up.
As misprint of DNA is what causes mutation etc. most of the mutations are bad some good hence selection.
so your point, such as it was, is null.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-09-22 20:58:53 EDT (#)
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Her smile is almost as ugly as Schlongy's mom.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 19:01:30 EDT (#)
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Buahauahauahaaaahahah...
LOKI'S A STALKER, too!
Now, you fit right in with "the boys", loki.
Which is fitting since you look like one.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:11:38 EDT (#)
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I hate creepy immature people like that but I also don't like that you're responding to her with more immature bullshit by asking others to harass her. I understand some people need to experience what they're putting others through sometimes but seriously, just change your damn phone number.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:06:33 EDT (#)
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hmmm the reaction to this makes me wonder if Daisy is stalking someone and is afraid that s/he is going to post his info
Gosh it would be too bad for WGZR to have to find a new office gopher.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:48:07 EDT (#)
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BAUahauahauahauahaahahahah...that's a good one, Army man.
You aren't, nor will you ever be, close.
I hire shit like you to mow my lawns.
You can TELL you're a "huge success" by asking strangers to harass some fat chick that dumped you.
You're CEO material!!!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:46:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:43:46 (#)
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You can only dream of having my life, ArmyBoy, so take a different tact.
Thank God for the army though, or you'd have nothing but $10 an hour jobs waiting for you the rest of your pathetic life.
Yeah...I can't stay away because I want to continue reminding you that you're a piece of shit for posting this horseshit.
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You wish dicknose, I am long out of the army and I can beat you dollar for dollar without batting an eye. Anytime you want pussy.
Keep coming back though. I love proving that you like this post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:43:46 EDT (#)
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You can only dream of having my life, ArmyBoy, so take a different tact.
Thank God for the army though, or you'd have nothing but $10 an hour jobs waiting for you the rest of your pathetic life.
Yeah...I can't stay away because I want to continue reminding you that you're a piece of shit for posting this horseshit.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:40:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:34:40 (#)
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I can't believe you're defending yourself...poorly, I might add.
You don't see a problem with this shit? Isn't this something a 14 year old, or worse yet, a retard would do?
Think before you respond, asshole.
Please, don't re-enlist. You're ALSO an embarrassment to the US of A.
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Shlongy, my bad. I should be more like your retarded ass. That would be SO much better. You are always so mature and responsible with everything that you say.
Dickweed
As for a poor defense...you are still coming back here. You must like this post or you would just sluff it off like the rest of us do when we read something that spikes zero interest in us.
Problem doing that? Can't stay away?
I like how you fucktards always say "good comeback" or "poor defense" or "is that all you got" when you have actually realised that you have been outdone. That you are a mere internet shit and just can't come to terms with it.
That is why I come back to this site. For life embarrassments like you. Proof that even evolution can fuck up from time to time. That is the shit I love to see.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:35:41 EDT (#)
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Wait...this MUST be a good post and a good idea.
Loki just +2ed it.
Fucking waste of oxygen...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:34:40 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you're defending yourself...poorly, I might add.
You don't see a problem with this shit? Isn't this something a 14 year old, or worse yet, a retard would do?
Think before you respond, asshole.
Please, don't re-enlist. You're ALSO an embarrassment to the US of A.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:27:19 EDT (#)
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I clicked on that link and now I'm going to have to drink heavily just to get the pink hearts and bunnies out of my head.
cripes
Maybe if you posted your phone number on here it would help.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:20:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:13:47 (#)
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This fucking post- and you're entire "bright idea" to have strangers harass some fat broad who told you to go fuck yourself - is so fucking gay and pansyass...and YOU'RE an ARMY MAN?
Fuck off, ya goddman idiot. This post is embarrassing...to Ubersite and to you.
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touch a nerve with ya dicknose??????
Ubersite has a standard??? Not as long as you are here chief.
If you don't like the post....Get hold of yourself and stop coming back to it. It isn't hard.
Pretty simple actually. I don't like to suck dick so I don't. You don't like the post, stop coming to it. I know that may be beyond you but give it a shot and get back to me. I may be able to help you through this.
Dickhead.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:13:47 EDT (#)
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This fucking post- and you're entire "bright idea" to have strangers harass some fat broad who told you to go fuck yourself - is so fucking gay and pansyass...and YOU'RE an ARMY MAN?
Fuck off, ya goddman idiot. This post is embarrassing...to Ubersite and to you.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:07:43 (#)
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What the fuck...are you like 14 years old now?
Shut the fuck up.
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yeah shlongy, your fucking insight astounds me. How do you do it?
Shut the fuck up dick nose.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:09:02 EDT (#)
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ok.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:07:43 EDT (#)
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What the fuck...are you like 14 years old now?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:07:12 EDT (#)
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you should refer her to jaypeg, he could use to company
ROFLCOPTER, I'M SO FUNNEE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:06:09 EDT (#)
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I do promise you though that if you start one email or text or whatever you do with this psycho that you will recieve 10-15 in return every day for the rest of your life."""
that almost sounds interesting :-D
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:04:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:55:43 (#)
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you do realise this could turn around on you, right?
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Like I said, I have already put the protective order in place. Nothing stops me from talking about her and telling "my friends" like you all are, that she is a pain in the ass and I don't remember anything about her falling under classified.
If she keeps calling me....oh well...nothing new.
If she gets fucked with in the process....well...welcome to uber bitch.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:01:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:56:44 (#)
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besides, we don't have her side of the story. maybe she's the harassee and you're the harasser, eh?
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I can see that....
I am just trying to give anyone that is bored and feels like fucking with someone a chance to do so. I am tired of my phone ringing. If you want to good, if you don't who cares.
I do promise you though that if you start one email or text or whatever you do with this psycho that you will recieve 10-15 in return every day for the rest of your life. Myself and others have already felt this pain.
Getting her to stop emailing you back with psycho shit is like getting ETS to believe that the US gov had nothing to do with 9/11
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:56:44 EDT (#)
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besides, we don't have her side of the story. maybe she's the harassee and you're the harasser, eh?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:54:55 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:51:55 (#)
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get us to harrass her, i mean
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I don't much care. If you guys are pissing her off she will not be bothering me. You probably don't understand how psycho this chick really is.
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i like being a dick but i have certain reservations toward helping you.
kneel down and suck my cock and i shall go forth :P
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:55:43 EDT (#)
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you do realise this could turn around on you, right?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:55:14 EDT (#)
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Post her nudie pictures on here, that oughta do it.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:54:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:51:55 (#)
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get us to harrass her, i mean
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I don't much care. If you guys are pissing her off she will not be bothering me. You probably don't understand how psycho this chick really is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:51:55 EDT (#)
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get us to harrass her, i mean
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:48:17 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA a stalker.
that's too bad.
sometimes it just doesn't pay
to fuck everything.
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agreed
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:51:03 EDT (#)
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we could also tell her about your attempt to get us to harass you.
yeah, that would make some drama, otherwise, what's in it for us?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:48:17 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA a stalker.
that's too bad.
sometimes it just doesn't pay
to fuck everything.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:42:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:40:18 (#)
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This is fucking stupid but I'm sure you can find a few Uber retards to play your reindeer games.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:32:07 (#)
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hint: new phone number.
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That would normally be the answer but in my job it would be a fucking circus for nearly a year.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:41:28 EDT (#)
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Oh this could be good.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:41:27 EDT (#)
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2 days? 28 posts?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:40:18 EDT (#)
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This is fucking stupid but I'm sure you can find a few Uber retards to play your reindeer games.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:39:59 EDT (#)
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I have this friend that got banned for a picture and this fuck is around????
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:39:08 EDT (#)
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I'd help you, really I would, but you have to be on her friends list to comment. I really am dissapointed. This is exactly one of the reasons that I have a joke Myspace in the first place. I really missed out on a chance to be an asshole. Damn.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:38:18 EDT (#)
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How the fuck is Gutter not banned?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:36:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:27:00 (#)
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I love Crystle
Submitted by GutterOfCops (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:35:53 EDT (#)
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GO TO WHEREVER YOU THINK SHE IG GONNA BE WASTED AND IS GOING TO TRY TO DRIVE HOME, SMASH OUT BOTH TAILGHTS AND SHE IS FER SURE GONNA GET PULLED OVER, OH YEAH IT HELPS TO PHONE IS A PROWLER CALL ONE HER ROUTE SO DETECTION IS FOR SURE
THIS ONE NEVER FAILS ITS GOOD FOR GETTING RID OF RATS THEY SAY
SMOKE WEED
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:35:32 EDT (#)
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naw - retro - he was banging the hotter red(?)head.
You have to have a myspace account to figure it out - but then you get to see LOTS of pics
(WOoo? Although, the dog was actually passable...)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:35:14 EDT (#)
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alright im in.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:34:45 EDT (#)
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That is a hot hat, anansie
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:33:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:32:39 (#)
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real mature
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You have not had to deal with this bullshit for this amount of time there hero.
Get in or get out.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:33:45 EDT (#)
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you dated that fat ugly hag? you deserve anything you get
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:33:43 EDT (#)
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You should fuck her hot friend in the bottom left picture. Not for revenge. Just cause she's hot.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:33:04 EDT (#)
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I also know that her parents Live in Oxford, PA their names are Margarate?sp and James Harvey. I know she is on Probation and also wanted in MD for failure to comply with court orders.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:32:39 EDT (#)
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real mature
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:32:07 EDT (#)
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hint: new phone number.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:31:28 EDT (#)
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That is one ugly person
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:30:53 EDT (#)
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I guess I should have added that her name is Rebecca Harvey. She lives somewhere near Philadelphia. Works at Applebee's I think. I really only know now what I draw from her profile. When she calls it is always listed as unavailable or hidden or whatever people do.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:28:46 EDT (#)
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Just give method/jonnyX/apollo/caulaincourt her phone number. They would put it to good use.
Or make a really inflammitory/stupid/racist/obnoxious uber post and put her phone number in it, passing it off as yours.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:27:00 EDT (#)
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I love Crystle
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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Talk about a fucking hatchet face
And her name is Reba?!?
Good luck on the whole ruining-her-life goal
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:25:38 EDT (#)
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No, It was some time ago, although there were signs I shouldn't have missed, she just has never let go for years......
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:25:32 EDT (#)
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...and I'm not about to open a myspace account up, just so I could harass her there.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:24:51 EDT (#)
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I'd play, but that myspace doesnt really tell you anything vital about her.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-22 16:24:48 EDT (#)
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you were dating a 29 yr old waitress who was still in school, and didn't think there would be issues?
Hold on.. I need to grab a chair and some popcorn