Attn: Maltese (1069 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-09-22 17:46:50 EDT
You have been flying into a rage about this Chad chap more than anyone.
You have been spamming his posts with (deserved) -2's and writing posts about how wrong he was.
This isn't your first account on ubersite though is it 'Rusty Hawkins' ?
This comment:
"""Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I left this comment:
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Hello there. I am Rusty "Maltese" Hawkins from Ubersite. I see you have plagiarized this from me. """
Lead me to THIS account:
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=23427
No wonder you started again that was quite the account!
Everything you ever wanted to know about marblefluss
User id: 23427
Registered on or around: 2005-11-18 23:05:09
# Messages posted: 8
# Reviews written: 7
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 140
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: -1.40
Your best post of course was this one:
http://ubersite.com/m/81007 Entitled: "To the drunk chick on flight 1199 from Atlanta to Seattle..."
Which I just read and thought 'apart from the use of 'anyways' WHICH I FUCKING HATE this post isn't bad....why the -2 streak?'
Well it turns out, Rusty, that YOU PLAGIARISED IT you hypocritical FUCK.
I knew you had been around here before by some of your comments.
So, alter boy, are you a 16 year old loser with a knocked up gook as a sidekick living in Alabama or a 40 year old virgin homo dipshit* ?
Who the fuck do you think you are telling who or what I can/cannot write about? I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
*Thanks Shlongy - sometimes your insults are just so apt.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In case I forgot to rate this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese, you're such a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i ignore that guy. i have no idea what's fuss about him.
who's jaypeg alter?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have proof malty plagiarized captainthorns songs and forthewin ms paints
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
APPOLO, U LUKKIN TA GET SMAKKED, U FAGGOT? ILL CUM 2 UR HOUSE AN PUT U IN A WEELCHAIR OR WORSE RITE NOW WITH SUM TUFF MUTHAFUCKAS I KNO IN DA CITY. WATCH WAT U SAY, PUSSI!!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese is really annoying. When did he tell you what he can and cant write?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-23 08:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:30:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:15:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck do you think you are telling who or what I can/cannot write about? I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
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Funny, as in I get it. Not funny as in, "Hey, come look at this!" And with a Pabst Blue Ribbon user name like yours, Bub, I wouldn't push it.
Not to disarm ither you or Apollo, I'm enjoying this- God I wish I didn't have to go soon! - I dig your writing, that I've seen, but it's been a while.
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hahaha, orgasmatron, making light of a less than light internet loser-takes-all match. I miss you guys. I so seriously do. {Wazza, will read all your last soon!!!!!!!!
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What's in a name? Using your logic, a 'wisher' is a wannabe, one who never quite measures up.
You think you're too cool for school, and you're right. You are retarded.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-23 08:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GOTSTA RECOGNISE!!1!!11!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-23 07:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice detective work.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:15:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck do you think you are telling who or what I can/cannot write about? I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
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Funny, as in I get it. Not funny as in, "Hey, come look at this!" And with a Pabst Blue Ribbon user name like yours, Bub, I wouldn't push it.
Not to disarm ither you or Apollo, I'm enjoying this- God I wish I didn't have to go soon! - I dig your writing, that I've seen, but it's been a while.
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hahaha, orgasmatron, making light of a less than light internet loser-takes-all match. I miss you guys. I so seriously do. {Wazza, will read all your last soon!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The curiosity is genuine. There had to be one day where people were just sucking dick left and right like no other.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck do you think you are telling who or what I can/cannot write about? I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 23:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:54:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder which day has had the most +2s handed out. In the history of the site, I mean.
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Heads up- (no pun) if it were judged simply on head-size with a pic of themselves, Apollo would win, heads, i mean hands, down.
{Hold your head up, hold your head high
And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let them change a thing what you're doing
Hold your head up, hold your head up
Hold your head up, hold your head high}
-argent
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder which day has had the most +2s handed out. In the history of the site, I mean.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That coming from one with a Macy's Day Parade float head, I guess we even things out. How's the air up there?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're the bitch with the shrunken head aren't you?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i just did, dough boy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
been done.
and not by an alter.
face me with your real account fag.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
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Remember in "The Wizard of Oz" when the Wizard turned out to be nothing but a humongous flaming head?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-22 21:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He does get kind of annoying.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-22 20:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maltese, you always lose. you're an annoying assclown.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 19:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awight. I admit defeat.
ANYWAYS (fuck!), IT'S A FUCKING ALTER.
Alters are meant to piss people off.
Plagiarism easily pisses people off.
Put two and two together, and...
Ah who am I kidding.
You win.
BUTTFUCKAH
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-09-22 19:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i still love this fucking site
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-22 19:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but that's how i htink about it, see that's the way, you know? baby cakes and her sugar daddy they all wanna know what to do with me, anad so i tell them:
bnitches love me
and nothin' i an do about it
but eat my deals
and make my meetings
see, it's simmple as that baby, and that's what i do i do, you know? cause that's what i do.
nigga.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-22 19:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apples don't hate me, i do.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who the fuck do you think you are telling who or what I can/cannot write about? I AM THE MIGHTY APOLLO AND YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY.
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more people need to recognize this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anti-maltese = auto +2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO IT WAS FOR A WEB TRAFFIC EXPERIMENT U GOTSTA BELIEVE MEH!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is maltese part of the stok gang? i rather liked them
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE THIS PLACE CALLED UBER
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese = automatic -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA.
Just fucking HA.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah...that explains everything, knobgobbler.
You're out. Pack your bags and leave quietly.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was in December.
I tried my best to piss people off, by plagiarizing, by shitposting, by posting once an hour, shit like that.
This is a full ten months later, in which have grown quite cereal.
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what does that even mean? i'm imagining you farming cheerios in your front yard.
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For a full explanation go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manbearpig
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pw3nd
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah
yes
I knew it
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was in December.
I tried my best to piss people off, by plagiarizing, by shitposting, by posting once an hour, shit like that.
This is a full ten months later, in which have grown quite cereal.
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what does that even mean? i'm imagining you farming cheerios in your front yard.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:51:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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...In the LBC. Its kinda hard being Snoop Dee-oh-double-G
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maltese just can't catch a break.
Kissing ass will not get you anywhere unless it's literal, kid.
If that's how you want to get ahead, I suggest you kiss a lot of ass...on the mouth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's also another reason I am extremely against plagiarizing -- it's a fucking wrong thing to do."""
hahah yeah that's exactly why I am against raping.
you sound like that chad fellow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you sound exactly like that cuntbag Chad, you fucking idiot.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's also another reason I am extremely against plagiarizing -- it's a fucking wrong thing to do.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was in December.
I tried my best to piss people off, by plagiarizing, by shitposting, by posting once an hour, shit like that.
This is a full ten months later, in which have grown quite cereal.
I am an alter no more.
But yeah, my first incarnation as a plagiaristic alter cunthole was quite annoying.
My dearest apologies to anyone who clicked the "Matrix: Red Pill or Blue Pill?" post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. You can throw "zitboy" in there, too...anytime you want.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha owned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAY TO GO , DICK TRACY!
Please, put Maltese on the "Ignore" list for the rest of eternity.
The poor bastard will end up hanging himself out of despair.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooo!
Lot's o' goings on in Uberland these days!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese is an annoying shit.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-22 17:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i gay sex all the time.