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Rating: 1.65 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-09-22 18:10:30 EDT



i don't know how you found me, or got my womb number, but you did.

and you just had to call it, didn't you?

"full disclusure policy" my ass.

now miss inion_de_trua knows that i've been hiding out inside her all this week, and she's kicked me out into the cold.

serves me right, looking for a place to crash while hitchiking back from bar harbor.

that tiger lady was kind enough to feed me snacks and show me porn.

goddamn you noonie, now how am i going to get home?



oh shit, here comes a fish...

fg blw.JPG (47 kB)

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Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FEETY FUCKING ROCKS

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SNORT

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-23 20:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/23/killed.fetus.ap/index.html

Any chance getting art to imitate life around this shithole?


Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-23 16:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

of the same caliber as "fuck wizards, gnomes get what they want because they earned it." and "i'm a triceratops. there i said it."

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-09-23 15:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i have no idea what is going on here.

that is not to say this doesn't deserve a +2.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-23 13:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Noonie is less fish-like. Just.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-23 12:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm going to impale and firebomb your genitals and sell them as shish kabob to chinamen.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto deep sea angler eating a fetus +2
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yeah, it's nice to dust that one off and use it every now and then.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Inion...


Feety, I have a small box that my two cats sleep in that you're more then welcome to crash in for a few nights. Its already got a lil' blanket in it and everything. Just don't steal any of my cigarettes, okay - Uncle Kaos needs those so he doesn't kill and kill and kill.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-23 01:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i wanna see what the rating will be after i -2 this

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck?

O-man this alter hardly makes sense sometimes.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto deep sea angler eating a fetus +2
_______________________________________

Can't argue with that.

+2

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I distinctly remember telling you to stay away from her.
Live and learn, I guess.

That settles it...when you get back home, you're getting tested for TB, herpes, Dutch Elm disease and all the varieties of STDs.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

feeter, I've been thinking and the thought of you sleeping inside other ladies hurts mommy's feelings. I hope my womb doesn't reject you when you come back.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-22 21:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn feety.

You can get diseases in those places.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

flnm

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto deep sea angler eating a fetus +2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

feety..I TOLD YOU TO CALL FOR A RIDE WHEN YOU WERE DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

BE CAREFUL.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FISH? I WILL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR IT

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit. Run.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

indie fetuses are neurotic..

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

indie fetus's are neurotic..


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