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Competition For The Most Amazing Someone (665 hits)

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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-09-24 09:53:41 EDT


550 word contest with titles provided, blah, blah, blah...

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I sit on the uncomfortable wooden bench across from you and watch you hold court. I take another sip of my drink, vodka again with just enough ginger ale in it to take the bite off. Your roommate stole the lemon wedge when I wasn't looking, but I don't care. I'm not real concerned about scurvy. I'm concerned about you at the moment.

Someone has played David Bowie and Queen's "Under Pressure" for the second time since we've been here tonight. I take this opportunity to light up a cigarette, that first inhale always the strongest. As I cough, you glance over at me. We meet eyes and you wink. All I can do is smile.

I didn't want to smile. I want to leap over the table and beat the two young men who are talking to you in their pretty faces with my fists. They both look like they walked off the set of some soap opera, and... oh dear christ... the one has an Australian accent. I have already decided that he must die in the most brutal way possible.

You are one of my best friends. It's really too bad that you have to be so heartbreakingly beautiful. Even that I could probably deal with if you also weren't one of the most brilliant young women I had ever met. And then there's the fact you have a sense of humor almost as twisted as mine. Yep, that's pretty well fucked me.

Your roommate is skanking it up with some random dude and you're rolling your eyes. We'll all probably have to leave early to ensure she doesn't go home with some wanna-be serial killer... again. This is becoming a problem and the Australian fucker is touching you now. My thoughts have turned to razorblades and propane torches.

Hell, now they're playing The Clash and what's-his-name is so drunk he's singing along at the top of his lungs. Joe Strummer's gonna float down and kick the shit outta this kid. Wait, what? I have just told your roommate for the fourth time tonight that all I have is menthol cigarettes. I may have to choke this whore before the night is over or I'll...

And now you're sitting on my lap. You just planted a kiss on me and stole a gulp from your roommate's beer. That was probably a good idea. Whispering in my ear, you ask if you're crashing at my place tonight and why I was giving those two guys the look of death.

All I can do is smile.



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Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-10-03 04:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-25 07:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nicely wriiten

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:59:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

does this go with the new pic?

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Yep! I'll be posting all the photos from my 29th b-day on this SPT...

Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2006-09-24 23:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish my nights had happy endings like that.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

does this go with the new pic?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-24 19:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love, love, love your stories.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-24 19:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm not real concerned about scurvy. I'm concerned about you at the moment."

I understand your feelings.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-09-24 18:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i have indigestion. not from this story though

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-24 17:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get down Moses

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-24 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for loving a good mate

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-24 16:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO NOT TEH EViL AUSSIES STEALING MAW GIRL!


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-24 16:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least I don't have to face you in UM any time soon.

Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-09-24 15:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very well versed my friend.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-24 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you had me at
".....razorblades and propane torches."

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-24 14:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, this kinda proves that I dont stand a chance in g'fest, do I?

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-09-24 13:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2006-09-24 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-24 12:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-24 12:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-24 12:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me happy.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-24 12:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so sweet.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-24 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, Spam.

I was taking a large gulp of coffee when I read that and almost spewed it all over my keyboard.

Fuck, I can't even believe I'm awake right now.........

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-24 10:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wait until she's asleep and then just slip it into her. She'll like it, trust me.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-24 10:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you start to sport wood while she's sitting on your lap, she might figure it out.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-24 09:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

keep on keepin on, fatboy. i love a good friend of mine too. lets get civil unioned!


Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

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