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Notes from underground (326 hits)

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Rating: -0.41 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by boatplank (View user info) at 2006-09-24 17:38:40 EDT


Dear Magpie

where? In my eye
Why? for to cry
Pie? no thanks


here blw
up abv

way beyond the crnklng dv

was lv
the fctr whch chngs vrythng

th factr whch rghts wrngs
nd fcks thr thngs up bynd rcgntn



Why does the sky fall onto my face?
Why does it leave that taste?

Why, oh why, thta balcony and that hour
and the fall through te tinkling stars


Such was my fate until the final hour where merrily a horse
stepped from the apple sauce

and devoured the pie

oh no




Wherefor mr cn thr b n thr

n thr cn tk yr plc mgp

h mgp whr r y tnght?


hr

hly crp, hw'd y gt hr?

by mgc trn

rspct

nt rlly, m rch nw

thts cl, m fckn pr

yh brng mtchstcks?

sgh

h wll by

s sn?

,,,



Tears fall and gather like so many raindrops
and then amount to no more then a silver teaspoon
from the drawer of a small person
who drinks small cups of tea
with two fingers

two dancing singers
take away my pain
in mirth merriment and massage

nd nc gn th wrld sms rght

yy

h yy



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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dostsoskss dostevsk sks skkk dos toyevsk skks kkskskskkkkkks skksk dostyovskoskiski

stovskovskiyevah fuck it

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If you don't know, you suck.

Look it up you dumbass.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dostewhat?

Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is MUCH better than the one by Dostoevsky.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am a sick man... I am a wicked man.


So, nice way to ruin a great Fyodor Dostoevsky title...

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-25 13:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a genius.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-25 07:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-24 17:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Okay, Samo, I've finally come around to you, but this lacked something, perhaps some vowels.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-24 17:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. This sucked.


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