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Suicidal People: Five Ways To Help Them (829 hits)

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Rating: 0.89 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by rejected (View user info) at 2006-09-25 02:38:34 EDT




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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-14 20:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your hair is everwhere
Screaming infidelities
Making it square



Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Excuse me while I take your advice to heart, for it is life alteringly good.

And thanks for teaching me the ways of this website, Captain I Signed Up One Month Ago.

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this review alone is worth a +2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I chuckled

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's your point, Samo?

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

14

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-25 15:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So... over... done...






Whatever, it wasn't HORRIBLE I guess, not the kicker of all ass but, despite the fact that I've DEFINITELY seen the other incarnations of the same joke done better, I've also seen them done way worse, so have a +0, courtesy of my excellent mood and sour deisel (someone will know what that is...).

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the last picture the suicidal stick figures are really cute and child-like. For some reason that made me laugh.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cartoons in grey always seem more entertaining...


Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah right, this stuff kicks your ass, you whiny bitch.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, this looks like a shittier drawn, more offensive, and less funny version of what I do.

Either way, I liked it.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No really BUAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sick sick sick shiat man.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-25 06:23:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Passe subject alert!

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From the guy with 90% of his posts about how the govt is evil.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

suicide is funny

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-25 13:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's not that suicide couldn't be funny or original, it's that this wasn't.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 10:32:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, assholes, guess what. Why don't you show me a subject that is original? Oh, I know why, because there's no such thing. The subject doesnt even matter, it's what was done with the subject that does. Now, if you hate the post, that's fine, but don't use some idiotic reasoning.

I'd like someone to link me to something on this website that makes this post look unoriginal. Oh wait, you can't.

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79599
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79415
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79472
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75472
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75166
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74675

If any of these have been done before, they're not on google.

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Suicide is only funny to those who've never been intimately close to it.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

amusing

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for frame #4

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat my ass

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Gee, I don't recognize that style of drawing at all...

Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-25 11:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kicker of all ass this wasn't.

And just about ALL of being an wuthor is catering to your audience (or potential audience).

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-25 10:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Pure awesome.

And very compassionate towards the lesser peoples.


Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 10:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, assholes, guess what. Why don't you show me a subject that is original? Oh, I know why, because there's no such thing. The subject doesnt even matter, it's what was done with the subject that does. Now, if you hate the post, that's fine, but don't use some idiotic reasoning.

I'd like someone to link me to something on this website that makes this post look unoriginal. Oh wait, you can't.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-25 08:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the fuck is complaining about this being done already? Isn't 99% of the shit on this site regurgitated bullshit?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-25 08:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:25:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:31:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

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part of being an author or an entertainer is writing for your audience. in fact, its the biggest part. so basically shut the fuck up because you make no sense.
___________

hey fuckwit isnt the biggest part of being an author writing words?

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A chimp can write words, but a chimp will never be an author. I'm sure you can relate.

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oooh that was biting.

I didnt like this post, though the previous one amused me

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 07:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-09-25 07:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uninventive and Unfunny. You're understandably called Reject.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-25 06:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Passe subject alert!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-25 06:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:31:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

part of being an author or an entertainer is writing for your audience. in fact, its the biggest part. so basically shut the fuck up because you make no sense.
___________

hey fuckwit isnt the biggest part of being an author writing words?

------------

A chimp can write words, but a chimp will never be an author. I'm sure you can relate.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


(Athough to be perfectly clear: I think this Art character is a painful retard... he just sorta had a good point, is all.)


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-25 04:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because it's seems art has lost his right to rate

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


There was smiling.

Although I kind of agree with the third Arthur Malone- there really wasn't anything spectacular here... A good, solid: Enjoyable.


Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

part of being an author or an entertainer is writing for your audience. in fact, its the biggest part. so basically shut the fuck up because you make no sense.
___________

hey fuckwit isnt the biggest part of being an author writing words?

what the fuck would you know ya lifeguard fuck

ooh help im the drowning

i'll save you

*FAG POWER*

wow he used his fag power to save that drowning camper

hip hip FUCK OFF

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, Assholy, for not being mindnumbingly retarded.

Now I am going to sleep before I die.

On a side note, who else here has written about eating babies? I'd like to see whatever you're talking about, it sounds hilarious.

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

part of being an author or an entertainer is writing for your audience. in fact, its the biggest part. so basically shut the fuck up because you make no sense.
___________________

why pick on me for? ya fucks

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

part of being an author or an entertainer is writing for your audience. in fact, its the biggest part. so basically shut the fuck up because you make no sense.

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Excuse me while I take your advice to heart, for it is life alteringly good.

And thanks for teaching me the ways of this website, Captain I Signed Up One Month Ago.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha. i thought this was hilarious.

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

whoa mad insult dude your comics really rock

ya fucken gay cunt

"ooh look at me ubersite, i am one of you, look i did a post about rape, then eating babies, then this new one about suicide! hurray for me!"

have an original thought in your fucking head cunt don't try and pander to the tastes of the sites users

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your mom?

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

guess who sucks?

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay :)

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eat my aids


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