The Shackler (90 hits)
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Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2006-09-25 12:03:18 EDT
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My very last year, it was certainly a good one.
The screams I raised were second to none.
For it was I, The Shackler! lured old and young,
Strapped in for a ride, to be whirled and spun.
I heard the news these thrills were my last.
I'd be shipped away, my prime had passed.
I'd melted down with a solid heat blast.
But, how could they!? My fame is unsurpassed!
In this county I was the "ride of doom!"
Remnants of my fury swept up with a broom.
Over my lights, dark clouds did loom,
To make cotton candy smiles turn to gloom.
Step right up, and face your fate!
Girls, for their safety, would bring a strong date.
Kiddies would surely stay up late,
Wondering why they were let through my gate.
"Mommy, mommy!" they cried in the night
Waking from hauntings of unshakable fright.
Memories of my grasp around ankles, so tight,
And around tender bellies, quivering at my might.
Even grown men have been known to squirm,
But, I clenched with my steel like a hook through a worm.
Ask any one of them, they will confirm,
They praised their God when they reached land so firm.
Resurrected each year as the main event!
After, that is, the petting zoo tent.
Other attractions, quickly they went,
But it is I, The Shackler! that Hell hath sent!
It's all in the past, though I still cause destruction.
I am top of the line, and quite a seduction.
The grinding and sloshing cause quite a production,
I can ruin most anything with my new construction!!!
Muaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!
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