Jailhouse Rock (467 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.75 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by thecrystalship (View user info) at 2006-09-25 13:23:26 EDT
I stumbled, fell, and hit the ground. Then it hit me, he hit me. Then he hit me again and again. The first time was to put me down, but I wouldn't go down that easy. I shot up out of instinct, but the second hit sent me back to the ground. The third time I just picked my head off the ground to turn and look at him, but instead I saw a mean fist coming down on me. I had nothing left, my head went heavy. The bastards caught me.
On the way back to the cruiser I let them know how much I respected them as individuals. I believe I used the words "fuck you," "assholes," and "cocksuckers." They responded by giving the cuffs an extra snug fit.
In the cruiser I could feel their pride of accomplishment, their love for the power, their sense of superiority. I sensed their self-righteous attitudes and I despised them. I let them them know how much I hated them with random drunken insults. They laughed at me until I started insulting their intelligence, their schooling, and their salaries. I knew I struck a nerve when they went quiet. I could see their jaws clench and their veins bulge. I continued to berate them. Why not? They were planning on going home after work and jerking off to their counterfeit accomplishments like every other night. I couldn't let myself be a part of their sick fantasy; I showed no mercy.
We parked in the garage and this time they let me walk on my own two feet. I contemplated making a run for freedom. I looked around; there was no escaping.
I was seated on a long concrete bench. A greasy fat fucker who thought he was kingshit was slouching behind a glass wall. He was holding a shotgun and looking at me with that look that made me want to decapitate him and his friends. I hadn't said a word for the last 10 minutes but the retard from the cruiser felt the need to inform me that if I said one more swear-word I wouldn't like what would happen. Was this a challenge? Was he trying to exercise his power over me? He should know that I don't respect his position over me by now. I was looking away off to my right with a blank stare on my face while these thoughts went through my mind. What could he do anyway? I turned my head and looked him straight into his pathetic, powerless little eyes. I slowly and calmly rolled one word off of my tongue.
With that one word I gave up the right to walk as I was now being carried into the office area while the two officers yelled that I was resisting. Apparently this was the cue for two more officers to grab onto my legs. I was now being carried horizontally witha retard on each arm and leg which gave me a great view of the ground on my way to the cell.
I am sure they took great pleasure in ripping off my clothes and leaving me in there completely naked, but I took more in plotting my revenge that night.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-12-13 15:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GuardianAngel (user info) at 2006-12-10 19:40:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, poor baby diddums got caught being naughty and now hes whinging on the internet because he got CAUGHT.
Oh, and have YOU ever heard of an apostrophe?
COCK-SUCKER
Man, yours is a face Id never get tired of hitting.
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I love the retaliatory negative reviews. That makes 12, keep them coming asshat.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96164#2235919
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-12-10 20:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This going to continue?
Submitted by GuardianAngel (user info) at 2006-12-10 19:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, poor baby diddums got caught being naughty and now hes whinging on the internet because he got CAUGHT.
Oh, and have YOU ever heard of an apostrophe?
COCK-SUCKER
Man, yours is a face Id never get tired of hitting.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DuiTicket (user info) at 2006-10-01 02:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't like it at first....but after rereading it......i like it!
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-10-01 02:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal is Eric D. Rice reincarnated
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2006-09-30 19:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-30 19:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-26 07:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was OK.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-25 15:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:33:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Could have been a lot better, more info next time.
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Fuck you, this is a story, not a diary.
Thanks Oathmeal, I was expecting you. I look forward to seeing you in my next post.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could have been a lot better, more info next time.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2006-09-25 13:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's the point?