The Cyst Master Does: Cancun! (NSFW) (1552 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.82 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-09-25 16:47:02 EDT
So I made a trip to Cancun recently and I really wanted to share the images of such a wonderful destination with you jack faces.
I missed this place.
No I didn't.
Maybe I did.
Anygay, take a gander at these photos and commentaries.
I have to piss out of my ass now.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own slaves!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-02 22:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1116912650858723189/1/shooter.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:13:43 EDT (#)
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TODAY IS ELECTROS BIRTHDAY
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:47:24 EDT (#)
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I believe me and the girl on the right, in the bottom picture, used to date.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:02:15 EDT (#)
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I just pooted.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cystbosh makes planets unite
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
The jerk store called...
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Did you tell them I'll be home soon?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAA
With rentals like that you probably needed some room/life insurance no?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is some good shit. Show us your cock!
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 07:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I've ever been called a jack face before.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-26 06:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:38:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for wet t-shirts
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Well...great tits and wet panties.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Went to Playa del Carmen for a week a while back - better beaches, a bit more laid back than Cancun. Ended up going to Cancun four nights and spending drunk American money on cabs getting back.
Good times.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 cysts
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been to Cancun twice and I saw it the way you saw it...minus the diarrhea.
Oh, and the tits. Where the fuck were they?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:38:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
List of major events that have gone on since your departure:
Me - Who?
Stok - Who?
Paint_it_black - Faintly amusing
OathMeal - Boring
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES - Lamer than lame
UberMadness - Better to light a candle than curse the darkness
Shitfuck's threat to kill Bush - Yawn
+1 for wet t-shirts
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-25 21:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever gave this less than a +2 has truly never lived. Glad you're back, things were sucking for a while. Of course, they were sucking when you were here as well, but I thought it would make you feel better.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:46:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's play sperm tennis.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i farted on your pillow before i left tech
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:29:03 EDT (#)
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I. Hate. Maltese.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:08:41 (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This place has been all about oathmeal and UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES since youve been gone. Welcome back.
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List of major events that have gone on since your departure:
Me
Stok
Paint_it_black
OathMeal
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES
UberMadness
Shitfuck's threat to kill Bush
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You obviously think pretty highly of yourself
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes... this is all well and good.
But when was the last time you fistfucked a small child with Down Syndrome, huh?
Slacker.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 18:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This place has been all about oathmeal and UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES since youve been gone. Welcome back.
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List of major events that have gone on since your departure:
Me
Stok
Paint_it_black
OathMeal
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES
UberMadness
Shitfuck's threat to kill Bush
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
somebody shoot that piece of shit maltese
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This place has been all about oathmeal and UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSES since youve been gone. Welcome back.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Water is cool, unless it's killing you"
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:15:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIKE THAT HOSPITAL ONE
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ANOTHER SHITFUCK-CYST MASTER ADVENTURE
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND WIJORMICLAT TOO
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:39 EDT (#)
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PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:33 EDT (#)
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DUDE I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:15 EDT (#)
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ITS THE CYST MAN HIMSELF
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 17:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OHMIGAWSH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding, you start off nicely and build to a satisfying conclusion, and just like in 'Terminator', when you think its over, its not over....
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:57:49 EDT (#)
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PS
Go online so I can cyber fuck your face for 10 minutes.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:57:18 EDT (#)
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Oh no! Was it satisfying?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:57:00 EDT (#)
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I do everything around this house.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:56:55 EDT (#)
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I had my anus removed.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:54:36 EDT (#)
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So is anyone going to shit in my pee hole? Or do I have to do it myself?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:54:01 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE MY HERO
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:52:33 EDT (#)
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Of course I do. In nightmares.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:51:51 EDT (#)
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haha
YOU DON'T REALLY EXIST
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:50:27 EDT (#)
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Why weren't you drinking the bodily juices?
Fag.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:50:12 EDT (#)
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Glad to be back. Want to shit in my pee hole?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back baby!