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Another AIM conversation. AKA: Kids Today Are Retarded (305 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.18 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by calbearspolo (View user info) at 2006-09-25 19:39:55 EDT


This just happened 5 minutes ago. I have no idea who he is, but we had a great little chat.


[15:46] mglasgow721: whos this
[15:46] calbearspolo: you IMed me, you are you?
[15:47] mglasgow721: ino i did u were on my buddylist
[15:47] mglasgow721: who is this?
[15:48] calbearspolo: In America, it's typical to introduce yourself to people you don't know before demanding information of them
[15:48] calbearspolo: it's considered rude to reverse the order
[15:48] mglasgow721: haha
[15:48] mglasgow721: mike
[15:49] mglasgow721: who r u
[15:49] calbearspolo: pete
[15:49] mglasgow721: pete whoo..
[15:50] calbearspolo: again, you are missing the order of opperations
[15:51] mglasgow721: wtf just tell me where i no u from
[15:52] mglasgow721: where do u live?
[15:52] calbearspolo: I have no idea who the fuck you are, why would i bother enlightening you when you are so rude about asking?
[15:52] mglasgow721: do u live in canton?
[15:53] calbearspolo: this conversation is over
[15:53] calbearspolo: you are clearly not intelligent enough to make it work
[16:04] mglasgow721: what the fuck is wrong with
[16:04] mglasgow721: you
[16:04] mglasgow721: just tellme who u are
[16:04] calbearspolo: give me your phone number
[16:04] mglasgow721: jesus
[16:04] mglasgow721: no u fucking fucker
[16:04] calbearspolo: exactly
[16:05] calbearspolo: a little weird when someone asks for personal info huh?
[16:05] mglasgow721: yes
[16:05] mglasgow721: u dumbass bitch
[16:06] calbearspolo: see, i was right about you not being very intelligent
[16:06] mglasgow721: fuck you
[16:06] mglasgow721: ass hole
[16:06] calbearspolo: you are a real tough guy over IM
[16:07] mglasgow721: fuck you
[16:07] calbearspolo: is that the best you have?
[16:07] calbearspolo: I am frightened and totally insulted
[16:08] mglasgow721: go suck a cock
[16:08] calbearspolo: I am going to go cower under my desk
[16:08] calbearspolo: You are far too witty for me
[16:08] mglasgow721: fuckin hoe
[16:09] calbearspolo: you are really reaching now
[16:09] calbearspolo: go back to the sucking cocks insults, you were getting somewhere with those
[16:09] mglasgow721: who are you?
[16:09] mglasgow721: are u a robot?
[16:10] calbearspolo: yeah, that's it, i am a fucking robot
[16:10] calbearspolo: smart guy
[16:10] mglasgow721: go titty fuck a cow
[16:10] calbearspolo: you might be the dumbest guy i have ever talked to
[16:10] calbearspolo: a robot
[16:10] calbearspolo: jesus
[16:11] mglasgow721: where do u live?
[16:11] calbearspolo: on the moon
[16:11] calbearspolo: come visit
[16:12] mglasgow721: yo mofo
[16:13] calbearspolo: can't even swear properly now
[16:14] mglasgow721: fuck you
[16:16] calbearspolo: no thanks, i am all good over here
[16:17] mglasgow721: dick
[16:18] calbearspolo: your responses are getting less and less insulting, and more and more sad

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Persoanlly, I can't decide who's the bigger retard here. I need more clues.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaah you pwned that 12 year old.



Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOLZROFLMAO

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're fuckin' right.

There was this one guy who did that to me, and he was SO lazy that he had to copy-and-paste words from my sentences for 'long' words, such as "specially".

We are all going to hell.

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess it was a lot funnier to me as it was happening.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

solid zero

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL.

ASL?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go away

Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-09-25 19:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 because it's still probably better than if I decided to post something


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