AIDS + Ecstacy = a great 21st birthday (577 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-09-25 23:14:46 EDT
Guess what faggots: 2-4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine is the best drug ever. Do you have any idea what it fucken means to have someone evaporate in front of you? How about have your best friend turn into Stone Cold Steve Austin and give you a Stone Cold Stunner? It reminds me of jumping off an airplane with no parachute. Farts in my butt.
No probably not, because everyones first name is Vagina. If your reading this, I can almost guarantee you have cancer. Which I guess sucks for you because I don've have it, because i'm a fucking god amongst small children. SpiderMan actually kills everyone he sees, and his venom is made of acid. Acid that kills Foo's. Foo's.
Oh yeah, by the way, I walk on water, and smoke large crystals of heroin. My friend told me the holocaust was a good idea, he was right. lollerhea.
It's like diarrhea, only with AIDS and better.
Google: LOLLER FUCKEN SKATES
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE emo cunt!
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-09-26 08:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice rant, idiot. By the way, your little sister's pants are too baggy on you, you emo fuck.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 08:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay. Just like the faggot druggie below who seems to know so much about X.
Idiots. All of you.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-26 08:05:53 EDT (#)
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out of ideas?
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-09-26 06:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wasted post... i've done equally retarded things
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-26 05:50:18 EDT (#)
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You wasted a pill that I could have used with much better intentions.
You're a washed up faggot.
I bet you didn't even walk away from your experience with anything but LOLLERCAUST I DID T3H XTC1!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-26 05:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ecstasy doesn't make you fucking hallucinate.
If you're fuckin tripping THAT hard off of an E pill, congrats, you paid for MDE, MDA or DXM. or maybe PMA
That would be cool, cause then you'll DIE.
on a sidenote:
its 3, 4-Methelenedioxymethamphetamine
dumbass
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-26 04:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awful
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-26 02:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs a lot more poopy cock.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-26 01:53:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-26 01:44:40 (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:00:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Without doubt the worst drugs story I've ever read.
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Diarrhea.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-26 01:44:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:00:59 (#)
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Without doubt the worst drugs story I've ever read.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-26 01:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:05:40 (#)
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What is it with Americans and hallucinating? In movies, you smoke one joint and think a dog is talking to you. I have been catatonically baked before and have never seen shit.
Then you get this guy. Hallucinating on pills? Only if it was laced with LSD, but you specifically mention ecstacy. I double dumped on friday and chewed my fucking face off and, while i did see a lot of beautiful people, i certainly didnt hallucinate.
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Catatonically = best word every
For people who said E doesn't make you trip:
Try smoking fucken haze with hit you fags. The keys are fucking marshmallows. Im hungry.
rwag.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh..you tried way too hard and failed miserably. Please go back to going away.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:18:04 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are you talking about, ecstasy won't make you hallucinate, you're thinking of acid you faggot, ecstasy just makes another man's lips look really good
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:05:40 EDT (#)
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What is it with Americans and hallucinating? In movies, you smoke one joint and think a dog is talking to you. I have been catatonically baked before and have never seen shit.
Then you get this guy. Hallucinating on pills? Only if it was laced with LSD, but you specifically mention ecstacy. I double dumped on friday and chewed my fucking face off and, while i did see a lot of beautiful people, i certainly didnt hallucinate.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You would be worried about quality over quantity when you've only been laid by your one and only girlfriend. Holy shit I'm right.
You're right, my fingertips are black, my heart is displanted, and I use make up. Guess what? You're getting emo'd (get it) by a melodramatic shitty EMO band on the inTARnet who may or may not suck another penis for money?
Do you get a hard on by that? I do.
'E-mail sent to r0fl.at.gmail.com September 25 11:56 EST' "
Rebuttal: http://punkoryan.com/images/july05/Hawthorne%20Heights%20-%20punkoryan%20-%20140705-008.jpg
I now will go to bed, for I (emphasis on the capitalization) have a life and class tomorrow morning.
Good day, sir.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-26 00:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Without doubt the worst drugs story I've ever read.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:56:38 EDT (#)
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"11 less posts. 4,000 less hits.
Cool story.
Did my AIDS story hit a soft spot? Or was it something else?"
Well, I'd contribute it to your hit-whoring titles and your-constant-stir-the-pot antics, but that's me. I'm more concerned with quality than quantity; you however, are opposite, and that's fine.
The point is, you get rated accordingly, as do I. So stop your bitching, and post about your painted black-nails, your half-slit wrists, your studded belts and your black eyeliner.
Email me when you get laid.
r0fl.at.gmail.com
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You would be worried about quality over quantity when you've only been laid by your one and only girlfriend. Holy shit I'm right.
You're right, my fingertips are black, my heart is displanted, and I use make up. Guess what? You're getting emo'd (get it) by a melodramatic shitty EMO band on the inTARnet who may or may not suck another penis for money?
Do you get a hard on by that? I do.
'E-mail sent to r0fl.at.gmail.com September 25 11:56 EST'
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"11 less posts. 4,000 less hits.
Cool story.
Did my AIDS story hit a soft spot? Or was it something else?"
Well, I'd contribute it to your hit-whoring titles and your-constant-stir-the-pot antics, but that's me. I'm more concerned with quality than quantity; you however, are opposite, and that's fine.
The point is, you get rated accordingly, as do I. So stop your bitching, and post about your painted black-nails, your half-slit wrists, your studded belts and your black eyeliner.
Email me when you get laid.
r0fl.at.gmail.com
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:46:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:45:07 (#)
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Awesome. At least all my stories are about psuedo-doctor wanna-be horse shit.
Get into Med-School and act like you actually give a shit. Don't worry, I guess sucking the Murse's dick all day every day finnaly paid off. Good for you!"
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Oh.
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11 less posts. 4,000 less hits.
Cool story.
Did my AIDS story hit a soft spot? Or was it something else?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Awesome. At least all my stories are about psuedo-doctor wanna-be horse shit.
Get into Med-School and act like you actually give a shit. Don't worry, I guess sucking the Murse's dick all day every day finnaly paid off. Good for you!"
Everything you ever wanted to know about HawthorneHeights
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Average rating of all messages: -0.50
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Oh.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:39:38 (#)
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"Wow people who don't use caps in their usernames are homosexuals who had sex with their fathers."
Oh.
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Awesome. At least all my stories are about psuedo-doctor wanna-be horse shit.
Get into Med-School and act like you actually give a shit. Don't worry, I guess sucking the Murse's dick all day every day finnaly paid off. Good for you!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:39:38 EDT (#)
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"Wow people who don't use caps in their usernames are homosexuals who had sex with their fathers."
Oh.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:38:10 EDT (#)
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At least you got AIDS. ...but that's probably as fabricated as your X-perience.
People who brag about what a drug does to them are lame. Not impressive or cool. Lame.
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Wow people who don't use caps in their usernames are homosexuals who had sex with their fathers.
Oh wait.
Strait Edge. You're so fucking 1337. Do you have a skateboard?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:37:49 EDT (#)
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You're trying way too hard to be like the Cyst Master.
But I lurvez ya, so +2.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:32:37 EDT (#)
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At least you got AIDS. ...but that's probably as fabricated as your X-perience.
People who brag about what a drug does to them are lame. Not impressive or cool. Lame.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:28:29 EDT (#)
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Wow
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:21:42 EDT (#)
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Wow, I never thought of it that way...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:20:36 EDT (#)
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clever
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:18:31 EDT (#)
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Well you suck just as good a dick as your mother.
Which mind you, is a very good sucking.
mhmmm
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-25 23:16:38 EDT (#)
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doubt it