Someone said something once but I forget who said it and about what was said. (444 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.6 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Oathypoo (View user info) at 2006-09-26 08:54:47 EDT
THIS MORNING MY DOG ATE 3 Q-TIPS.
3!
... I can barely manage to down just one.
It's ok if you didn't grin at that.
Right now Circe is saying something on Gabbly about her satellite-sized ass.
It's NOT ok if you didn't grin at that.
Now let's have a look at a select few things that should piss you off incalculably:
1. Mortgage salespeople
2. Off-brand batteries labelled "DOUBLE EXTRA HEAVY DUTY" (translation: "YOU'D GET MORE JUICE FROM A FOUNTAIN PEN")
3. Really fat people who are really loud and really slighted about being really fat.
4. Overmarketed quick weight loss pills that further add to the aforementioned really fat person's frustration with their fattiness.
5. The mucousy, slimy "SNRRIIFFF" sound made by your sick coworker who should have stayed the fuck home but didn't because he wants to use his sick days for when he's hungover.
And now creep_firebombing and Circe are talking about rape.
Ah, rape. Who DOESN'T love the smell of fresh rape in the morning?
In related news, Bill Clinton can be seen getting visibly irate in this video clip:
http://www.break.com/index/purple_faced_rage.html
And you know, it's not enough that I'm posting crap to divert your short attention span from this little competition Ubersite is having ... no.
I have to go and do something so BADASS it makes even Chuck Norris sigh in want of my badassness.
That's right. You saw it here first:
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:35:29 EDT (#)
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you also need to learn to handle criticism and learn to debate without calling names, the way you lash out at anything but praise makes you look like a fool.
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Now didn't I tell you that a LOOONG time ago, Bret?
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:43:52 EDT (#)
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Just leave, you post nothing but shit.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:15:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:05:45 EDT (#)
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comment by UnderOathMeal on 2006.09.26 at 10:55 AM (#)
comment by matt on 2006.09.26 at 10:43 AM (#)
i like how you have taken a few lines verbatim from some philosophy 101 texts and added a sentence or two of your own and called it a philosophy of life.
how tidy of you.
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Hey listen asshole.
You want to piss me off? Accuse me of plagiarism.
NONE of this is unoriginal. I didn't crack one fucking book in the writing of this post.
Now kindly fuck off.
comment by matt on 2006.09.26 at 11:37 AM (#)
not an accusation of plagiarism.
what i was saying is that you took pat definitions of some philosophical terms and said they constituted your personal philosophy.
what i was saying is that you need to learn to think for yourself, something that philosophy degree obviously didn't help you with.
you also need to learn to handle criticism and learn to debate without calling names, the way you lash out at anything but praise makes you look like a fool.
if what I wrote makes you angry, you need to reevaluate your personal philosophy, make some choices about how to live a more contented life.
i'll being +I on this user form now on i guess
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Bahahaha! They hate you on Pulsehead too!
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:58:56 EDT (#)
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Let's see another -2 here so this post can go down in style.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:20:06 EDT (#)
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No comment needed.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-26 10:54:53 EDT (#)
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Getting better...
at sucking.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 10:01:51 EDT (#)
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hated it
*snap in z formation*
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:49:03 EDT (#)
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Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, crawling down the garden path...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:20:35 EDT (#)
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I thought you were leaving this "shithole" cocksmear.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:10:12 (#)
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Greasy, trolling little bitch below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:17:59 EDT (#)
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This post was absolute garbage, and I'm sorry if you consider honest ratings as the behavior of a "greasy, trolling little bitch" - do you expect me to give you a +2 for this shit? For ANY shit that you post, for that matter? I thought you were leaving - instead, you switch to your alter to disassociate yourself from your other user name because you embarassed the fuck out of yourself.
Grow the fuck up, honestly. It's no wonder you're single and have zero friends.
Whoops, I better watch my mouth, you would "crumble" me in a fight, right?
Go ahead, throw another temper tantrum, you fucking redheaded stepchild of the internet
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:10:12 EDT (#)
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Greasy, trolling little bitch below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:08:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:03:59 (#)
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So are you gonna do the girl or the tiger?
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Both.
Simultaneously.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:03:59 EDT (#)
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So are you gonna do the girl or the tiger?